1 Work in Fourth Doctor/John Watson
The James TipMe Flash Fan Fiction Good Taste Memorial Award (commentfic)
a) is 250 words or less
b) features a dude from a novel and one from a TV show
c) with one guy making the other pregnant (or trying to)
d) remains unfinished
Here's my entry, featuring the Doctor, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. It contains all of a,b,c and d above, though no actual mention of genitalia, and thus should not be read by anyone sane. This fic also explains why I don't read fics where the Doctor sleeps with his human companions.