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    Arthur Dent thought that things couldn't get any weirder after Vogon Poetry, but he was mistaken.

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    Arthur comes back to Earth after eight years away with a small souvenir from his travels. (Set during "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish")

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    Khan may have been an omnicidal maniac, but he was going to court Arthur the proper way.

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    Suppose J. Rivers hadn't been Network 85's candidate in the telelection. Suppose their candidate had had an excess of heads and arms and was widely considered to be out to lunch. Suppose he brought his semi-cousin with him to Earth, and suppose said semi-cousin decided to befriend Edison Carter.

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    Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect have met a first time, but nothing much came of it. They are now about to meet a second time, and something may come of it.

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    woke up somewhere called Crowthorne with a complete stranger who reports he saw me stumble out of a bar and followed me out to make sure I was all right, and then proceeded to continue following as I stumbled about five more miles and then laid down to sleep on someone’s stoop. looked it up, Guildford is roughly fifteen “miles” from Crowthorne. Stranger is nice and as hungover as I am.

    have had worse drunken hazes.

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    "Maybe I shouldn't have bothered!" Ford shouted back.

    Ford has some regrets about taking Arthur along for the ride, right?

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    Arthur was mad that Khan broke his Marvin.

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    The earth has blown up. Hooray, thinks Ford. Now he has Arthur all to himself! If only Arthur could understand...

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    How Ford Prefect went from a drunken student on Betelgeuse, to an even more drunken field reporter for the Hitchhiker's Guide, to mostly-accidental exile on Earth where he unexpectedly found the best real ale in the galaxy and even more unexpectedly fell in love.

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    Short one-shot pieces for every day of December until Christmas.

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    Amy finds the Encyclopedia Galactica in the library. The Doctor knows Ford. WHAT IS GOING ON?
    Originally posted on ff.net

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    Ford Perfect hangs around with Arthur Dent and Fenchurch. The free time gives them an opportunity to talk... If they really want to take it.

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    Ford doesn't expect anything to come of this interview, and in a way he's right. In another, more important way, he's the opposite of that.

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    ТАРДИС - ничто иное, как "Золотое Сердце", украденное Доктором прямо из-под носа Форда Префекта, припарковавшего свой корабль у Ресторана "На краю Вселенной". Десять минут или же пару тысячу лет спустя, ТАРДИС паркуется в ресторане "На Краю Вселенной", и Форд с Артуром напрямую сталкиваются с похитителем их космического корабля.

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    Author summary: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has something to say on the subject of chance meetings. This may or may not be it.

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    Quindi, si diceva, se era vero che un tempo Ford Prefect non avrebbe mai accostato un’area di servizio interplanetaria a una nave all’ancora, era altrettanto vero che, non appena ebbe messo piede sulla piattaforma dello SpazioGrill, Ford si sentì spiacevolmente oscillante e la sua mente, per una volta, fece due più due senza bisogno della minima assistenza e produsse quell’eccellente metafora marinara.

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    Ford discovers that he is stuck on Earth and stumbles across a friendly man named Arthur one drunken night. Those who find the two hidden song references win a cupcake (because cookies are overrated).

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    In between Live, the Universe and Everything and So Long and Thanks For All the Fish, the crew of the Heart of Gold are united for one last time and come across an entirely improbable phenomenon that causes unexpected effects- everyone switches body with each other. Will they ever get back to normal?

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    Tiny crack crossover, for a prompt. In an effort to get Steve drunk past the supersoldier serum, Tony introduces him to something he picked up from Ford Prefect back in the day: Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. Pepper, as per usual, ends up having to pick up the pieces.

    ETA: Quick second chapter based on a follow-up prompt: Arthur Dent drops 'round the Tower for tea one morning. Tony hasn't had enough coffee yet to deal with it.

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