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    Something is rotten in the state of England...and it's not just the heads mounted above the gates of York. Can the Doctor and Jack solve the mystery and, even more importantly, can they sober up in a land without safe drinking water?

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    Chuck discovers an essay Becky wrote about Wincest.

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    Part of a morning in the very busy life of Havelock Vetinari.

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    X-Men AU, Good Omens-style, with Charles as Aziraphale, Erik as Crowley, Jean as the Antichrist, and Raven as a badass motherfucker. You shouldn't need to have read Good Omens to enjoy this, although if you haven't, you should probably prioritize that over this. I mean, seriously.

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    Sometimes you can find a way around The Rules.

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    "Cliffjumper spent most of his time on Earth wondering who’d betray him next."

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    But of all the names he has borne since, of renown or of infamy, his favorite is that of Sherlock Holmes: not for its denotation (which, as mentioned aforetimes, is usually inaccurate), but for its connotations.

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    An anonymous critic reviews Professor Maltiras' ambitious new work.

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    Crowley doesn't like Christmas, doesn't like this party and doesn't like anyone in this room. Apart maybe from Granby.

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    Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.

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    Do werewolves go into heat? Oh bugger, thought Vimes.

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    Luring an angel into bed is one thing; getting them to shut up long enough to do anything once you're there is quite another.

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    [mirror!Pike/Number One/War.] A woman walks into a bar. This isn't the kind of joke you laugh at.

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    Written for summerpornathon's kindness challenge; answers the first half of this kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur/Merlin, magic book. Merlin finds a sort of magic book that turns him on and makes him come in the best kind of ways whenever he fondles it.

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    (Or, Everything is Not As It Seems)

    The last thing* Merlin expected when he opened his chamber door was a breathless Morgana dressed in her nightgown.

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    ...even a Luggage needs love.

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    House and Wilson try using logic to cure Mr. Pibblebottom; Cameron, Chase, and Foreman try using Wilson to cure House.

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    September 1529. Why are there zombies in London? More importantly, who is creating zombies in London using a device from the fifty-first century? But when the Doctor and Martha find themselves in the middle of the biggest royal divorce case in English history, unexplained zombies are the least of their problems.

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    Crowley gets kidnapped and dragged back to Hell. It's up to Aziraphale to rescue him.

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    The sour smell of homophobia is in the air and Lucy Lawless and Rachel Maddow won't stand for that shit.

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