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    Summary

    Karkat tries to put his hive in order without letting any of its residents be eaten by the local landscape.

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    English
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    38,250
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    Summary

    A series of cute, short moments of Bilbo and Smaug’s daily life in the Shire.
    Will be updated irregularly when we happen to come up with something, but the chapters can be read on their own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,757
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    76
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    Fili has a special, chocolaty surprise for Kili's birthday!

    This is the sequel to "Cheeky Thing".

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    305
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    “The usual sir?”

    “Seven days.”

    Natasha is impressed. Clint is appalled. Sam reminds them to keep hydrated.

    Or, Steve and Bucky take a weeklong vacation in the best way they know how. PWP

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,608
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2127
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    Harry has a thing for Louis eating.

    Language:
    English
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    1,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    474
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    Mary and John have asked Sherlock around for tea. Mary makes the mistake of asking Sherlock to stop at the fish market for the main course.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    13
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    132
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    There are bugs crawling around inside of him.

    He is a living garden with his guts turned upside down and every word that the people in white coats say to him is like another scalpel to the skin, and they tell him that he is getting a little better every day and he just looks at them and laughs. His face contorts into madness and he claws at his flesh to get the insects off of him, his skin made of goose pimples, the metal too cold—he is too cold. The voices of the dead whisper to him and the doctors call him James and he remembers another self hating that name, but that self is dead now.

    He is a zombie, shambling from one stark room to another.

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    English
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    2,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    73
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    The chocolate sauce had been a mistake.

    Kristoff had tried, to humor her, but she could tell that despite her best efforts he was really not enjoying the experiment. It had sounded so good in her head—sex, chocolate, Kristoff, all her favorite things at once—but it was not going quite the way she’d imagined. The sauce was too sticky, the smell of it was more overwhelming than amazing, and it was drying too quickly for her scheme of finger painting her husband to work very well. When she accidentally tipped the bowl over, coating both of them in slightly-too-warm sauce and making a mess on the floor, it was the final straw.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    Louis sees Harry on his motorbike and is instantly smitten. He does the only thing he can think of; he follows him.

    Series
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    English
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    8,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    241
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    Dean Winchester is a pastry chef at Piegatory Café, and he may or may not have a crush on a regular customer who probably has no idea Dean even exists. But that's okay because Dean doesn't know the guy's name or where the guy works or if the guy's single or even interested in other men, until Charlie's first day on the job.

    Dr. Castiel Novak is a Mythology professor at the local college, and he's rather content with his lot in life and doesn't really think about dating. Then he's suddenly being given pastries with his meals at his favorite café, and one evening it becomes apparent that one of his favorite students is talking about his lectures to a pastry chef, and said chef puts a note on the box containing his first significant pastry. With nothing to lose, Castiel opts to play along.

    And both men find themselves suddenly swept up in something they can't quite explain.

    ---

    This is the fleshed-out, multi-chapter fic that wasn't really supposed to happen. If you'd rather read the OPCOST oneshot and ignore this, you are welcome to do so.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,355
    Chapters:
    7/25
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1512
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    A 40 day porn prompt from wewillspockyou. McKirk all. If you like porn (and you're old enough, LOL) and you don't want a whole lot of plot, this collection is for you. I am currently blushing...I can't believe I wrote this!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,885
    Chapters:
    32/40
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    456
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    4555
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    Your birthday wish comes true in the most unexpected way.

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    English
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    9,333
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    834
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    Levi knew that cashier was blind, but still she should not have asked that and neither should Erwin have answered it. There's a price to pay for his actions.

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    English
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    2,310
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    200
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    Gabriel eats a store.

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    English
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    109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    52
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    [Some of my fellow IRC chatters gave me prompts for three-sentence ficlets, which of course ended up containing way more than three sentences, syntactically speaking -- consider yourself warned for liberal use of semicolons and dashes. Rating G to M.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,145
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    What could happen when the four Musketeers have to be on the road for a longer period of time, guiding a criminal back to Paris? A fluffy combination of brotherhood, some angst, some trouble, some comical relief, some drunk Athos and a lot of fish. No slash. Set after finale. Containing spoilers.

    Language:
    English
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    27,005
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1470
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    Alpha Ellen Harvelle and her Beta mate, Bobby, have four children: their daughter, Jo, a Beta who was attacked at the Roadhouse; their godsons, Sam and Dean, a Beta and Omega who came to live with the Harvelles after their father's sudden disappearance; and their ward, Charlie, a Beta who managed to escape the Romans, an all-Alpha pack that trafficks underage Betas and Omegas under the guise of an adoption agency.

    The night before Sam's wedding to Jess (an Omega attacked under circumstances that resemble the death of Sam and Dean's mother), an Alpha stranger named Castiel Shurley stumbles into the Roadhouse, carrying a terrified Omega boy, Kevin, whom he has just rescued from the Romans. Along with the half of his family sympathetic to, or affected by, the plight of the "lower" types, Castiel finds the Harvelles and their friends to be a ready and willing set of allies in his crusade against type prejudice, and against the Romans.

    But the Romans aren't going down without a fight.

    Neither is the other half of the Shurley family.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    5716
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    "Sir, do you want something to drink? Coffee maybe?" the stewardess wanted to know.

    Shaking his head he returned to his thoughts.

    Stop thinking about this Jackson you are on your way to London now.

    Try to forget.

    Forget them.

    Forget him and leave everything behind.

    Start again.

    Yeah, easy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,774
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2993
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    When you turn sixteen, your skin lights up and tells you, in no unspecific terms, what you are meant to be and how your life will be lived. It's easy, it's painless, and it always works. Your Mark is who you are.

    Unless you're Stiles Stilinski.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    409
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    Summary

    Imagine Gabriel decorating you with whipped cream and proceeding to lick it off

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    71

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