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    Dean wakes up to find a delicious pie in the kitchen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    3
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    In geometry, an triacontagon is a thirty-sided polygon. A month's worth of Todd/John ficlets, exploring the relationship.

    Updated daily in April 2014. I hope.

    As I'm using the 30 day NSFW OTP challenge, the ratings will increase as we go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,171
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1436
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    A young fan finds herself in an awkward relationship with Tom Hiddleston. Romantic comedy type nonsense that I never write, oh but there will be smut. Lots of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,867
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    9961
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    "When did you realize you had feelings for me?"
    "When you saved me from the cabby. When did you realize it was okay to have feelings for me?"
    "When you pulled me out of the Thames and saved my life."

    A twist on the 30 Day OTP challenge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    227,585
    Chapters:
    121/?
    Comments:
    685
    Kudos:
    878
    Bookmarks:
    156
    Hits:
    52726
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    Or, how Agron and Nasir got their sex groove back, thanks to a pair of babysitters, a magazine article and the use of their five senses. A slash story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,386
    Chapters:
    11/14
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2430
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    "Now?" He hissed. "Do we have to do this here? We're in Tesco, not the bloody sex shop."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    926
  7. Drabbles Written for Porn Battle XV by

    Psych, Oglaf, Disney Princesses, How I Met Your Mother, Dirty Dancing (1987), Rent - Larson, Princess and the Frog (2009), That '70s Show, Pacific Rim (2013), Burn Notice, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Frasier (TV), The Nanny, Greek and Roman Mythology, World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Rotkäppchen | Little Red Riding Hood (Fairy Tale), Parks and Recreation, Tangled (2010), Xena: Warrior Princess, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Gone With the Wind, Gone With the Wind - Margaret Mitchell, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Black Swan (2010), American Dad!, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Scooby-Doo! (Live-action Movies), Bridesmaids (2011), Jack and Diane (Song), Boy Meets World, Friends, The Venture Bros, Archer (Cartoon), Evil Dead (Movies), Evil Dead - All Media Types, Army of Darkness (1992), Death Becomes Her (1992), The Bold and the Beautiful, Dogfight (1991), Moonlighting (TV), Gavin & Stacey, Brave (2012), The Little Mermaid (1989), Evil Dead (2013), Bonnie and Clyde (2013), The A-Team (2010), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers (Song), Wreck-It Ralph (2012)  

    14 Apr 2014

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    A series of fics written for Porn Battle XV, ranging from true drabbles to quadruple drabbles. Anything longer will be posted individually to the collection - see the notes at the beginning of the piece to locate fics by title, fandom, prompts and specific kinks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,473
    Chapters:
    87/87
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    2395
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    Mr. Gold, a divorcée living in a luxury hotel, comes across an escort he intends to keep to himself. But Belle, posing as Lacey, is working for some dangerous people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,347
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2333
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    Here's the thing. While Stiles owns and is the head chef of his mom's restaurant, he's not that great at cooking. He knows this, Scott knows this, the few loyal customers that come in on a daily basis know this.

    So why the hell had he boasted to that smug, devastatingly gorgeous businessman he’d stumbled into at the morning market that he could whip up some Crab Napoleon without sweating a drop?

     

    (A Simply Irresistible AU)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    84
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    After their son's birthday party, John gives Sherlock his own special gift.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    933
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    Summary

    It's Mycroft's birthday, but there aren't any cookies. Greg comes to the rescue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    326
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    Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,041
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    7045
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    On their one year anniversary, Nick comes home to his flat to find a trail of rose petals leading to his bedroom and Louis in his bed.

    There's one rule, though. No touching

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,678
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    827
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    Dean is a sub. That part, at least, is simple. The problem is that Sam and Cas are both Doms, and they don’t always like to share. For Dean’s sake, they try to come to an arrangement.

    (Currently at over 10,000 words of pure porn as I work my way through various kinks. No plot to be found here, just glorious three-way smut.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,159
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4668
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    Pride, jealousy, lust...everyone has their vices.

    Detective Castiel Novak, recently transferred to his home precinct in South Boston, comes face to face with his the night Dean Winchester, barely legal boy hooker, waltzes handcuffed through the doors of the Vice Division's squad room with an irresistible laugh and a cheeky grin, as if he hadn't just been arrested for prostitution.

    What happens when a man of virtue gives in to vice?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,313
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6350
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    Inuyasha is at it again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    44
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    Some quotes of the series + dirty memories + Mystrade = PWP.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    802
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    Fem!Sherlock and Fem!John fight and have make-up sex. A short featuring bread pudding and Sherlock in an apron.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    468
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    Richard Armitage owns a strip club in which Benedict is a bartender and Tom and Dean are strippers. Aidan Turner is a boy in trouble, and it all gets a bit out of hand from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,852
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    5078
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    Summary

    ALL THE CRACK. ALL THE TIME. COLLECTION IS NOW COMPLETE! ...OR IS IT?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,430
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1244

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