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    A coffeeshop AU which began life as an art fill and ficlet for #gradence trick or treat prompt:

    Prompt: Coffee Shop AU (maybe Credence working for Jacob? Percival healing and trying something a tad less stressful for a time?). Cutesy Halloween atmosphere. Golden leaves, oversized sweaters, carved pumpkins and all that jazz.

    Art by Pangaea and Words by Weconqueratdawn

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    Dwalin Fundin/Ori Ri, Dwalin/Ori, Dwori, Balin Fundin/Dori Ri, Balin/Dori, Darlin. Soon Nori/Bofur, Eventual Fili/Sigrid, and Kili/Tauriel, Several OC dwarrows. Eventual Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, Thilbo, Bagginshield,
    Ori of the Brothers Ri is a freelance scribe in the poorest part of the City of Dale. He rushes to rescue his trouble-making elder brother Nori and finds a life, romance and food in the Mountain among royalty. Dori has secrets! And there’s nothing like a fairy-tale of scandal and lost nobility! The story is completely from Ori’s point of view. Expect appearances from Thror, Frerin (who is an utterly spoiled brat - apologies to Frerin worshipers), Lady Galadriel, Thranduil and practically everyone else. This is totally safe for Dain fans!
    Smaug never hatched and Isildur listened to Elrond (somebody has to) and the one Ring no longer exists. Sauron is just a bad guy with orc armies.
    There are some serious bits, but mostly it’s just a lively romp with food. Did we mention the food?

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    written for a monthly rumbelling.

    August prompt Non-Smut:
    Runaway Bride
    Smut: In the kitchen/food sex

    having cold feet belle runs out on her wedding day leaving the love of her life at the altar. feeling repentance she finds him in what was to be their home, wallowing in his sorrowers.

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    Otabek makes himself some cupcakes to feel better about Yuri not being there for his birthday. Yuri comes home to find just how much Otabek has missed him.

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    Based on LighteningStriking's tumblr prompt: Next door neighbors constantly annoyed at each other for reasons. Turn up for a first date with someone they’ve been corresponding with online for months now - turns out it is each other!

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    Maybe you would think that the first thing you do when you meet your fiance for the first time in a week would be that one of the two would dress up in a tight fitted suit and underneath that kinky underwear. Then of course rose petals that lead all the way from the apartment door to the bedroom, where you lie, a rose in your mouth as you wear The Smirk you practiced for the last few days on every reflecting surface, the numerous candles dipping the room into just the right amount of light to give that Titanic drawing scene vibe, but without the following drama of course.

    However, this is not the reality.

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    The fic where Viktor is so frustrated he fucks a pumpkin

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    The events leading up to Sam having a meltdown in suburban Kansas City, Kansas. With pointy things. Instigated by the Mark. And Dean’s trying to cope. Castiel is a bemused spectator.

    Caution: Food Porn ahead. And Dean in paisley boxers.

    This first chapter is more serious. Nothing horrible. Story lightens up.

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    Yagi Toshinori had long hitched his horse in a teaching post with no intentions of going back to his old job.

    Except, the disappearance of eight high school boys dragged him back right into the meat of things.

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    Lacey has always been one of Mr Gold's more reliable tenants. Recent hardship has left her unable to make her rent payment, and she must try to make a deal with him to avoid eviction. The result is not one she expected.

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    "There’s a slight hesitation, as if his Master’s weighing the value of his name. (A wise choice, considering its power.) Then, he stares up at Lancer and says clearly 'I’m Emiya Shirou. You can call me Shirou, if you want.'

    'Shirou, huh…?' Lancer tastes the name on his tongue, suspecting he’s pronouncing it wrong, but then its bearer doesn’t seem to mind. 'Say, that name suits you.'"

    An alternate Fate route, with Lancer as Shirou's Servant.

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    Yuuri wakes up in Victor’s room the night after the Sochi Grand Prix Final banquet. Did they sleep together? No. Instead, last night, Drunk Yuuri taunted Victor that he hadn’t earned the right to get in his pants…and spelled out exactly what Victor would have to do to get there.

    Now, Victor intends to do everything on that list…

    ~

    “The conversation,” Victor says, “went something like this. You said I wasn’t getting in your pants that easily.”

    Victor says this in a normal tone of voice. Anyone could hear him. Yuuri looks around, but if anyone is paying attention, they’re pretending not to.

    “Naturally, I asked what I would have to do to get in your pants.”

    “Ah.” Yuuri blushes. “How embarrassing. What do you mean, naturally? Why would you ask that?”

    Victor tilts his head. “Because I want to get in your pants. I thought that much was obvious by now.”

    ~

    Note: Yuuri is not in a great headspace post Sochi Grand Final, and this fic necesssarily touches on mental health issues so please check the tags.
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    Dean Winchester LOVES pie. Michael tends to forget that cherry pie is Dean's favorite.

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    In which a really stupid chick writes gay fanfiction about her rarepair that nobody really cares about.

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    “A Christmas cake.” Hanzo’s throat is suspiciously tight and he clears it roughly before continuing. “I recalled--a tradition, no? And I thought perhaps you would enjoy it.”

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    Book II of A Study of Letters Series.
    Sonnets of Four covers the stipulated year of courtship between the two monarchs. Each season brings Adrien and Mari closer to seeing the Union unfold----and to each other.

    (Who are we kidding? Please see more of dorky, shameless flirting and pseudo-political maneuverings throughout their interminable wait.)

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    Several generations after a world-ending event, Mai Qiaolian –- a skilled hunter from a small clan south of the Xunjiang River -– and Philip Coulson –- an agent sworn to humanity’s protection who lives on the magical Helicarrier –- meet, have a baby, and fall in love (in that order).

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    A journey into the endless layers of love between Tsarevich Viktor and Peasant Yuri. From their first meeting, to their blissful married years, Viktor learns that fate had carved Yuri just for him.

    His beautiful Russian doll...

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    My first place fic for the Stag Awards At FannibalFest Toronto 2017!

    Hannibal and Will are settling into their new life together in Cuba. As Hannibal prepares to make their dinner, Will's habitual absence during this time of night gives Hannibal pause to consider the changes they have brought about in each other. Cooking has always been a solitary act of creation for Hannibal, but perhaps that's no longer what he desires...

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    There is nothing new under the sun. If it has happened before, it will happen again. Certain things cannot be stopped, only delayed and contained. What really happened in Geneva?

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    She was like a coffee bean. Bitter. Roasty. Toasty. But even better, she was instant.

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