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    An exiled teal blood, Guuyye Fierii, grapples with spurned love and the harsh realities of giving your heart away too freely to those who make a living off of crushing others.

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    What if Kaneki Ken was replaced by Guy Fieri, and Yamori was replaced by Gordon Ramsey? I wrote this all to make a stupid joke about Kaneki's white hair and Guy Fieri's frosted tips and it just went way too far. This story might be the worst thing I've ever created. If you read this just remember, you will never get those five minutes back.

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    Gordon Ramsey dies so Guy Fieri has to sacrifice Paula Deen to Bobby Flay, whom eats her body for sustenance.

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    The brothers need some really weird ingredients for a ritual and only maybe Crowley can get them. He can't. But he knows someone who does. His brother. host of Cut Throat Kitchen, Alton Brown.

    (I randomly made the comparison how Alton could look like a high ranking demon from Supernatural. That, hell, he looks like he and Crowley can be related. I really don't know...)

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    This is an audio transcript of the second unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.

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    This is an audio transcript of an unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.
    In this episode of Cutthroat Kitchen, the beta chefs have to cook classics from alternian and earth cuisine. They have to survive sabotages, ranging from loss of grub for grub loaf to sick kick flips. Watch this episode of Cutthroat Kitchen to see who survives!

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    Vin Diesel, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, John Cena, Guy Fieri, and Macklemore play Dungeons & Dragons together.

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    2
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    Its the day of Sportacus's wedding. He is so nervous and can only hope everything goes alright on his big day.

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    I was given two random characters off the dad board, Hisoka and Alton Brown. Upon further questioning, I was given Mink, Silva, Kakashi, and Guy fieri. The dad board: It's a board, where we have pictures of characters we consider dads. There are 3 rules: 1) theyd take care of you, 2) theyd do you taxes, or 3) youd do what they told you to do in bed.

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    Ensign Wildman is having trouble getting Naomi to eat her veggies. Godfather Neelix to the rescue, along with an interesting holoprogram and some help from noted Chef Alton Brown. Will Naomi discover that veggies can be Good Eats?

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    "That's right," Hot Bob said, clapping her on the shoulder. "You're not the only Girl Bob anymore."

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    Steve, Sam, and Tony enter into a competition to see who can make the best hamburger, or even if such a thing is possible. Thor has a special guest, Kamala accidentally gets discovered, and Bucky hustles everything it's possible to hustle.

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    Sugar and spice and everything nice... That's not what Bobs are made of.

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    i don't have anything to say except that I'm sorry

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    Sam leaps into an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen and needs to win!

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    Looking for a casual meal, Guy Fieri walks into a better hotdog joint than he ever could have imagined.

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    It's just another episode of Cutthroat Kitchen for Alton Brown until disaster strikes...

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    Scrappy Doo was found dead in Miami. However, Polnareff thinks that his sword can beat Hol Horse's gun, and, by extension, his bum. This is the wacky family-fun adventure that ensues, read this fic to your daughters and sons, to children all over the world.

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    Guy just wants to love Bobby.

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    the fic where Paula Deen breaks up My Chemical Romance.
    (And the rewrite with completely different ending)

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