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    Bucky was just looking for a chance. A chance to get on the ice and play. A chance to escape from Hydra. A chance to redeem himself.

    He didn't include 'A chance to be friends with Steve Rogers' on the list. That would be ridiculous.

    Lucky for him, Steve seemed determined to be ridiculous.

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    34,750
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    16/?
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    487
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    322
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    There are things you stop wanting after the end of the world. Wanting is vulnerability, and Max can’t afford to be vulnerable out in the Wasteland. But when he returns to the Citadel, he has a lot to revisit. Even if admitting what he wants might break him.

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    41,108
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    78
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    3504
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    A confusing run-in with Widowmaker one night leaves Tracer a little shaken, and she'll need some help from her friends to get over it - but life goes on for the plucky young British superhero. The sun still rises and the bad guys still need beating back.

    Luckily for innocents everywhere, the cavalry's here - and she's bringing some company.

    However, they all have their own problems: Jack and Winston are at each other's throats, Lena and Emily are trying to have a life that's at least pleasant if not exactly normal, Widowmaker herself starts to take matters of her life into her own hands. Sombra's always digging for info or a good new friend, Ana feels like nobody listens to her, and Reaper? Well, Reaper has a knife in his back and he's looking for a new place to plant it.

    Throw in a mysterious computer virus, blend until smooth, enjoy hot or cold.

    (An ensemble cast, multi-ship story that follows a few paths but winds them in together. Ultimately, it's a story about the many forms love and relationships can take, and how they fit in with people's lives. Oh, as well as omnic zombies, high-speed chases, bank heists, betrayal, chemical warfare, and stealing a hospital. It's also a story about those.)

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    293,700
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Collections:
    1
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    375
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    7866
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    Hermione is getting a bit fat, and she's starting teaching at Hogwarts. Severus Snape is actually alive, and is coming back to do research at Hogwarts. And oh, he's gotten really fat himself. Post-DH, EWE. FAT KINK - FAT ADMIRATION - FAT APPRECIATION - DON'T LIKE DON'T READ - NO FLAMES PLEASE. SSHG romance.

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    English
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    270,101
    Chapters:
    95/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    253
    Kudos:
    382
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    39185
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    McCree has been underweight most of his life. Hanzo is determined to change that.

    Based on KirinLust's amazing artwork.

    Not Betaed

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    English
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    26,452
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    720
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    13147
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    A collection of short pieces set during 'Cause I'm a Taker, 'Cause I'm a Giver, It's Only Nature. Quite a few of these will make more sense if you read that first.

    First: Chris texts Victor during Chapter 2: The Harsh Light of Day
    Second: Victor and Minako get drunk together upon their return from the Cup of China in Ch 7: Beijing 2
    Third: Yuuri arranges a stargazing Hanami party for himself and Victor in between Ch 5 & Ch 6
    Fourth: Victor makes a suggestion for next year's Tanabata that spins Yuuri into some necessary thinking during their stay in the rented beachhouse (Post Ch 12 specifically)
    Fifth: Victor watches Yuuri relaxing and reflects. (In between Ch 11 and Ch 12)
    Sixth: How the adult Nishigoris found out. (During Ch 4)

    This will be updated accordingly with new ficlets! I'll always try to put them chronologically, but if I can't I'll make sure you know where it fits. <3

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    English
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    7,205
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    724
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    Готовить Ильгиз любил всегда

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    Русский
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    531
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    11
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    Life isn't exactly what Mingyu ordered, but he's having it served to him anyway.

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    1/1
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    9
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    402
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    When Shiro returns from a long and grueling press tour, Keith finds that fame isn't the only thing he's gained.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1034
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    "What would you do, if your friend woke up one day and wasn't the same mech you knew?" Jazz asked, quietly. Both Prowl and Cliffjumper stopped.
    "I'd try to find the real one," Cliff decided. Prowl nodded. Jazz stood motionless for a moment, stiff, before he relaxed and smiled in his usual way.
    "Yeah."

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    “It’s easy to like JJ.” Isabella speaks simply, nursing her martini with a delicate wrist. “Almost everyone does. JJ is a brand. It’s hard to love JJ.” She placed the glass down missing the coaster slightly. Her nails made an uncomfortable scratching noise scrambling for her glass. “I’m thinking of leaving him, Otabek.”

    From him, to her, to him. All the highs and lows and everything in between.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    307
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    An examination of Will Graham's relationship to food (and others) throughout his life.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    231
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    Dean unexpectedly receives a package with a fully functional hyper-realistic, sort-of-attractive and likable robot, named Castiel.

    Castiel adjusts to "civilian life" away from his Drug Lord Master's garrison of Android soldiers, and is more than happy to learn about Humanity from Dean. Dean adjusts to having a robot that's more adorable than a metal man has any business being...who asks all sorts of strange questions,

    Also, food will be featured heavily, whether or not it's actually important to the plot, or if it's because I always write when hungry, you can decide. But I suggest making a sandwich before you sit down and read this. Trust me.

    Also all science, is psuedo-science, as I'm no scientist.

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    English
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    23,645
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    550
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    Basically two bros being bros and dreaming gay stuff about bros. Shiro wakes up after a wet dream about Matt and then runs into him, what could happen next? Do they boink? Find out!

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    English
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    1,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    584
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    Alfred and Kiku go out for breakfast. Alfred, of course, is dramatic. Kiku loves him anyway though.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    English
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    182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    89
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    Chouji wants to say something, to acknowledge that this between them has changed, even if he's not sure what this is.

    Or Neji offers Chouji a job and Chouji takes Neji out for lunch, more than once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    74
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    James and Remus reflect on some tough decisions in their past.

    Oneshot/drabble

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    20
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    Hunk suggests birthday cake for dinner. Coran doesn't protest at making it, but Pidge figures out the flaw in the plan.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    3
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    34
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    Relationships deepen over time; from admiration, to devotion, to something even more. Kathryn and Chakotay examine what they mean to each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,482
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    733
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    A collection of drabbles and ficlets from various kiss-themed prompts over on Tumblr. Chapter titles contain pairing(s) and prompt.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,093
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    511

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