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    An utterly cracky story that must be read to be understood. Don't take it very seriously.

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    "You're ridiculous and insensitive and I don't know why I even put up with you sometimes."

    "Because I havwe a nice ass?"

    "C-Cronus Ampora!"

    "Yes, chief?"
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    A dump for my shorter cronkri prompt-fills and drabbles because I love these two dorks. Additional tags will be in the notes at the top of each chapter.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    7
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    John Egbert has never had the pleasure of meeting a troll before, but that all changes when Karkat Vantas starts going to school with him. He discovers the great mysteries that are trolls as his school gains more of them and he gains more great friends-- or more?

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    11,451
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    35
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    47
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    1
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    Roxy Lalonde has been writing stories of shitty wizards for far longer than she wants. A life of a famous writer can be down crap sometimes. When Mituna, a troll that's been living off the streets, comes barreling head first in her life, her world is turned upside down.

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    10/?
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    63
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    4
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    The university that John Egbert attends has recently decided that if he wants dorm accommodation for the next four years, he has to share with a troll. He gets Karkat Vantas, who is decidedly annoyed with the new policy, really weird about romance, and apparently in love with him.

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    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1080
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    118,589
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    5362
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    "Dave had long ascertained he was not meant for alien romance.

    Human romance? He didn't know how he'd do with that. His attempts at that had been centred around his ecto-sister, his aroace best friend, and his other best friend who had dated another version of him. Awkward.

    Still, he figured he would have dealt better with that than with troll romance. It's not just that it's complicated, because he is a smart cookie, so if he'd bothered he'd have gotten it fairly simply- he understood the basics, anyway, no matter what he told Karkat.

    And then Karkat happened."

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    Dave thinks about quadrants whilst Kanaya and Karkat attempt to discuss the very same thing. Everything turns out much gayer than originally intended.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    3
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    6
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

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    200,360
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    263
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    178
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    When the Signless faces his end, the Psiionic is forced to live longer in the company of Orphaner Dualscar as he is transported to the Empress's palace. Unlikely shenanigans ensue.

    More tags to be added as the story progresses.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
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    18
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    1
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    424
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    Your name is Kankri Vantas. Between a flooded library and dealing with your uncensored friends, your life has never been much exciting. That all changes when one day, you find a wounded alien on your front porch.

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    4,129
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    10
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    3
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    78
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    AC: :33 < *ac wanders over to her furrends hive and carefully places a purresent of a freshly killed cluckbeast on the ground*
    AC: :33 < *she scratches tentatively at his door and asks if dave is home*
    AC: :33 < *she thinks that if he isnt she can find other ways to spend her evening but that it would be much more fun to spend it together*
    TG: *dave types sup on his keyboard*
    AC: :33 < booo thats cheating!!!
    TG: *dave types how is this cheating on his keyboard*
    TG: oh wait
    TG: *akwete purrmusk types how is this cheating on his keyboard*

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    Chapters:
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    1
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    11
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    2
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    Edit (March 28): I just completely forgot to put a summary oops I'm so sorry

    All you wanted was to try again.

    Then along came Strider.

    Strider, who knows you're trying to fuckin' impress a girl today. Strider, who knows a little too much about what you like for someone outside your quadrants and Strider, who's probably been spending too much time with Egbert because he decides today is a good day to prank you in the most "ironic" way possible.

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    “I’m aware there are plot holes in my tale, but I'm going to sew them up with needle and fucking thread before that fish gets a chance to find them. Tomorrow you’ll enter the slave registry.”

    For a perigee Karkat has lived in your private chambers, sassing you, eating your food, running up your cable bill, using all the hot water. You’ve learned his moods; his fury, his misery. You’ve seen every shade of rage in the spectrum cross his face at least once. This is, however, the widest you’ve ever seen his eyes bulge.
    [Now with Gamkar. I know that's what a lot of you were waiting for. Enjoy]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    34
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    182
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    32
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    2760
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    Some one shots I think up. I love this pairing in literally every quadrant so... If you have any requests, you can comment what you want to see!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    20
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    59,488
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    54
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    93
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    16
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    2440
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    Karkat goes to the shop when he finds a metal-forged rose at the entrance. There's only one person he knows that can shape metal like that.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    15
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    A little girl who grew up to become heir to her throne, and the kitchen boy who fell in love with her after he became a knight. How he vowed to protect the girl he loves, until the day she was to marry a prince when a man comes and steals her as he goes on an adventure; a mission to save his dear princess/queen after he became exiled.

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    2/?
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    1
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    1
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    40
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    Everyone has needs, even Mutant Ninja Turtles, every need must eventually be met and... satisfied. Having thought it over the Heroin (you) has struck a deal with the turtles to warm the nights.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
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    15
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    2
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    329
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    Sollux, after fleeing the company of the other dumbasses, wanders through the dream bubbles. Half blind and half dead, he looks through them carefully, trying to figure out what happened in each one.

    What he finds in one of them surprises him.

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    English
    Words:
    14,368
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    704
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    "I've been coming to this club for years but you're the best performer I've ever seen" AU

    I pretty much just found this list of AUs on Tumblr and decided to try one out. Sollux is a frequent visitor to a club and Eridan is a new performer there, drama ensues and sweet things happen.

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    English
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    3,828
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    195

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