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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    [[A long fic with significant focus on Karkat and Kanaya in a universe where, after a brutal three month war ending with a sudden change in politics, the Alternian Empire attempts to repair species relations by sending volunteers to live in the Sol system.]]

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    22/?
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    40
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    Caterina, a descendant of Jade Harley, has landed in the troll's meteor due to an ectobiology mishap. It takes a while for her to fit in, but soon enough, she becomes "one of the trolls" in a way, and tries to work beyond the different cultures of trolls and humans. This story starts pre-scratch and will gently follow the canon plotline with eventual divergence.

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    3/8
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    2
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    1
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    28
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    When the Signless faces his end, the Psiionic is forced to live longer in the company of Orphaner Dualscar as he is transported to the Empress's palace. Unlikely shenanigans ensue.

    More tags to be added as the story progresses.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    24
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    2
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    503
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    Disciple has a nightmare and accidentally wakes Nepeta, who has problems of her own. But Disciple has advice to help her out

    Chapter two- Nepeta takes Disciple's advice

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    The great Pirate Marquise Spinneret Mindfang hated Redglare Neophyte. It would be so easy to simply let the rustbloods hang her and leave her there... but would it be punishment enough? Maybe she could get her revenge another way... and have some fun at the same time

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    10,743
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    9
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    2
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    179
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    So what we have here is a series i am dedicating to my own John. (I am the Dave of our cosplay group). A lot of it will be directed towards John/Dave stuff and EriSol (Also for my John and my Eridan and Sollux). of course, for my Kanaya, i'll be throwing some RoseMary in there for her :) hope you guys enjoy. and if there are any shippings or ideas you want to see put into place, let me know and i'll try my best to give you what you want. (series will be quite long so don't hesitate to ask)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    After Eridan molts, Karkat's trying to be a good houseguest and help out.

    Purely self-indulgent porn, set in the same universe as Friends Like These.

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    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    9
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    780
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    Roxy Lalonde has been writing stories of shitty wizards for far longer than she wants. A life of a famous writer can be down crap sometimes. When Mituna, a troll that's been living off the streets, comes barreling head first in her life, her world is turned upside down.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1027
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    A daughter of the Void has lost her light.

    A being of Life needs to help her.

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    How would Hivebent have played out if the trolls had radically different relationships with each other?
    Watch as indifference turns into pity, pity into hatred and enmity into friendship!

    Also known as "Crack pairings: the fanfic".

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
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    221
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    John just wants to film his matesprit being cute. He ends up with more footage of an insult competition than anything else.

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    • Part 3 of C&V
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    470
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    1/1
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    2
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    258
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    Collection of drabbles requested on my tumblr so I don't clutter up the archive. Various pairings and AUs. Feel free to request something if you'd like at 2olluxvanta2.tumblr.com or shslpageofheart.tumblr.com.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    3
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    47
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    4
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    1217
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    Nepeta Leijon is now matesprits with Karkat Vantas and everything seems okay until she realizes that she hasn't told Equius yet. Drama ensues...

    WARNING: THE SHIPPING IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE. IF YOU DO NOT SUPPORT NEPKAT, DO NOT READ THE FIC OK? OK.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    241
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    On the planet of the pre-scratch trolls they've had a history of their own, living under the rule of the Empress presented a number of conflicts as the culled trolls increased rapidly in numbers, freedom only belonging to those who could avoid culling. This is the story of the Beforan Ancestors and their struggles against their own regime

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    344
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    According to Troll Chaucer and a certain amount of empirical evidence, Spring is Troll Mating Season.
    Some humans take to this more gracefully than others. Likewise among the trolls.
    Three scenes from the season. Mostly Mature (and some highly immature).

    (So, I know what March is on the calendar of HS fandom, but what is April? May? Etc.
    Drop me a line if you have ideas for the rest of the months and we'll see what comes of it. This is only the second attempt at a month theme and I can promise nothing.)

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    3/3
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    16
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    1
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    175
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    The university that John Egbert attends has recently decided that if he wants dorm accommodation for the next four years, he has to share with a troll. He gets Karkat Vantas, who is decidedly annoyed with the new policy, really weird about romance, and apparently in love with him.

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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    100
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    16
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    1432
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    There's nothing Gamzee wouldn't do for Karkat, except tell him no.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    24
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    861
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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    English
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    28,779
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3569
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    English
    Words:
    65,458
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2621

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