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An audio recording of JumpingJackFlash's Menthol Cherry Red Streaming, MP3 & M4B [00:41:10]
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CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED. -
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No one goes to LoWaA if they can help it, but somehow Karkat finds himself there anyway.
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Karkat just wants Dave to notice him. Dave feels the same way. Wouldn't it be nice if one of them could just spit it out?
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One night you'll tell her that she's the fire in which you burn.
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde and you never asked for this. /sad also short chapters so be warned/
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On Earth, the last man atones for his past actions.
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An Ashen fanfic reborn. Unfinished, commentary only Chapters 10+.
No friendships. Ever. That's what Kanaya told her weeks prior, but Rose never really grasped the full of it until she found herself at the end of an Ashen crush. Now the Trolls are growing and the culture gap widening, the demon pounding on the door and the horrors whispering in ears. At the centre of it all: Rose, trying to stand on both sides of the shore: without magic, without guidance and without one of her closest friends thanks to the very gap she is trying to bridge. This fic is dedicated to the Alternian third wheel.
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After the Great War between Alternia and Earth the trolls have been kept and enslaved by the human race. Karkat Vantas is one of these trolls that has been enlaved. He is like any other troll, except that he is a mutant.
Even though the trolls have given up their cultural ways one thing from their old world remains and that is the hemospectrum. The humans have taking the bloodcaste and have based the worth of a troll after it. The higher the blood of a troll is the higher the price for that troll is. Being a mutant in this society makes him not only worthless to other trolls but to humans as well.
Dave Strider is in search of a troll after turning 16 which is the age when a human can buy a troll. He goes to the market and buys Karkat. After they bond his feelings grow more red for the nubby horned troll but he isn't sure how to fix the scars left on the outside and inside of Karkat from his past to get the troll to see that Dave isn't going to hurt him. -
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Feferi, tired of the way her moirallegiance is headed, decides to take matters into her own hands and tell Eridan how she really feels.
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Incomplete Serket by duchessofwraiths, OliviaRose
Homestuck, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2013
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"Dirk, I need a story."
Oh, have we got a story for the editor of the school newspaper. Vriska Serket is involved with a teacher. Before you say scandal, let me elaborate. She wants it over, and he doesn't. What will her kismesis do when she finds out? What can anyone do when the teacher is almost as influential as the Minister of Magic himself?Series
- Part 3 of Housesstuck
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On a rebooted Earth, trolls are servants to humans, contracting out their services in exchange for money and the comforts of life.
John doesn't remember the game, but Karkat does.
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You sigh. “What the hell are you doing in a fucking trash can?”
“It’s for ironic purposes,” sounds a muffled response. Of course, you know who it is now by the response.- Words:
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It's the day Homestuck ends.
You get home and open your laptop.
You open the MSPA bookmark.
You click to the final slide.
it's a blank screen.
with four words written under it.
look out your window.
it's raining meteors.
you turn back and open the pesterlog.
i have prepared you all i can.
Farewell.
and you click the sBurb link that's providedSeries
- Part 1 of sBurb Gamma
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Before there was Alternia there was another world altogether. Trolls with longer lifespans helped those with shorter find happiness, and peace reigned. But no system is perfect, and Sollux Captor hears it every time he sleeps. Born dreaming of the voices of the imminently dead, his whole life starts to change with the changing of one voice. Sollux must seek support from an unexpected source, and it will change his life forever.
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- Part 3 of Lives Under the Pink Moon
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In a whirlwind of impossible events that have left them all breathless, the twelve trolls have found themselves back on their own planet, almost as if nothing has changed. Key word there being 'almost'. But things go pretty well... at first. Alternia isn't any kinder, and they must juggle Imperial Drones, assassination attempts, and the Cult of the Signless uprising with something even more terrifying: growing up.
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- Part 1 of Adolescence
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After living on Earth for a while, Karkat decides to ask Terezi something...important.
"Terezi...I'd like to become more than matesprits."
Alternate ending to Alone Together Forever by adiosToredor, after chapter 8. AU where no one is dead, just because I could.
Characters get slightly OOC sometimes. Also was written when most of the stuff mentioned in here was still canon, and when buckets were still funny. It kind of relies mostly on dialogue. Some JohnVriska LATER in the story.
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*Dave/Karkat*
Karkat's life had turned into an inward spiral of familiar routine, where nothing much existed outside of courses and solitary movie nights.
Until he happens to bump into a stranger on his way to college, and time starts ticking again.
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Two sweeps after conscription, Karkat is leading an insignificant rebellion against the Subjugglators. With few prospects and no plan, it seems as though the small band of rebels won't be making any progress soon, but when Gamzee contacts Karkat unexpectedly, a series of chaotic events unfold. Suddenly, they all find themselves hurdling towards a crisis point that could mean the ultimate success or failure of the patchwork insurrection, and more may be on the line than anyone realizes.
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- Part 1 of Insurrectionbent
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After being laid of his previous, high-paying job, Tavros Nitram finds easy work as a stripper that doubles as a prostitute.
He formed his own schedule, collected his own money, and everything was simple to calculate and perform. His new work would be fine had he not fallen in love with a blond regular and his kismesis. -
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Imaginez un lycée où les trolls et les humains cohabitent en harmonie. Enfin, presque. Imaginez un exposé d'Histoire qui va aider à les rapprocher dans la bonne humeur. Enfin, presque. Imaginez John et Karkat, balancés au milieu de tout ça. Tout ne peut que bien se passer ! Enfin... Presque !