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Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.
Not you.
When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.
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Karkat Vantas, on a very short notice, moved into the inner city of Houston. The last thing he wanted to do in this shitty city was to befriend some asshole.
Dave Strider has been living in the inner city Houston all of his life. The last thing he wanted to do was befriend some asshole.
Looks like they have to make the best out of it.
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Before there was Alternia there was another world altogether. Trolls with longer lifespans helped those with shorter find happiness, and peace reigned. But no system is perfect, no system ready to account for all the possible abnormalities. And Karkat is definitely an abnormality. Can Gamzee, a guidance adjustor in-training, help him find his place?
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Things don't go according to your plan.
You're stopped by the sound of Tavros calling out your name with the resonance of a desperate sort of confidence.
Turning back to them, you raise an eyebrow.
“You're welcome to join us,” Aradia tells you.
Your other eyebrow joins the first and you can't will them down for the life of you. You wordlessly question this, glancing between the other Hero of Time and your boyfriend for reassurance. Confirmation that you've heard this correctly. You're curious, but also rather nervous. And you're not really sure why.
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It's been 3 years, and seeing him right now is giving you this giddy feeling in the pit of your stomach. It's nice knowing someone actually does care about you. Especially after what happened 3 years ago. But something weird is going on between your friends, and a new mystery troll seems to be the cause.
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In which Dave finds quadrants confusing, Karkat only thinks he knows what he's doing, and Terezi is no one's auspistice.
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That sends him into a fit of snorts and really geeky giggles. You are officially surrounded by geeks. “Jeguth, are you theriouth? You finally have realithed your Caliginouth feelingth for KK?”
“You know it, gonna’ have him moanin’ my name tonight.”
“Jeguth… tho damn pervy Thtrider…” He chuckles running a hand through his hair.
“Dude, I’m kidding, it’s still totally against the Strider code to bone your best bro’s girl.” You reply firmly and are proud to make him burst into another fit of his geeky giggles.
“I…” He gasps trying to catch his breath. “Jutht pictured you thcrewing him while in a drethh…” With that he’s gasping into his hand once more.
“What the fuck? Wait, woah, wait now, would I be wearing the dress or would it be him? Sollux, for fucks sake, seriously man, me or Karkles? We both know I would look like a goddess in a fucking dress so it must be Karkat you’re talking about. Dude, it’s not that funny… Bro, stop laughing, for fuck’s sake man… Oh, and that whole thing was completely butchered too. You slaughter words. No word is safe in your presence. Man, are you even listening?”
Welp, still went better than you thought it would.
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The main and really only difference between the red and black quadrants is more simple than anyone thinks at first: loving is wanting. Hating is needing. You wish you didn't know that, but you do, and it sucks to have such firsthand experience.
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
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Dirk knows just what to say.
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They had seen the end of their universe and created two others in their wake and now they couldn’t settle on what brand of cereal they should buy regularly. It was exactly the kind of life Karkat had always dreamt of (his red quadrant comfortably filled, a distinct lack of culling drones to run from, a bakery right down the street) and he couldn’t possibly be more bored.
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In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.
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The world changes tomorrow. They enter the human's alpha session. Gamzee knows it, is prepared for it. But he's not prepared for Karkat's arrival.
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You don’t have dreams, or visions; you have violent bursts of dissociation.
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- Part 2 of Post-Sburb
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We are all the children of light and the children of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness. Therefore, let us not sleep as do others, but let us watch. We are to be watchmen in these end-times. — Missy Elliott
Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are.
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Nepeta gets a weird feeling from one of the trolls after the game is won and she needs to talk to someone about it. Someone she can trust, Kanaya the rainbowdrinker. But as she is being helped can she she help the shy jadeblood come out of her shell and find someone who deserves her. Not an Alternate Universe fic, but it is after the kids won the game.
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Half a sweep has passed since their departure from the Green Sun, and Gamzee is still hiding. From the other trolls, from what he's done, from himself, and in a way, from Karkat.
And he's as alone as he's ever been.
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You are trying to save your species from certain doom. She is trying to methodically demolish a planet to uncover the secret to beating and unbeatable game. This is clearly the best time to play dress up. 1,400 words.
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Three months have passed since the girls of Homestuck were trapped together. Romance has begun to blossom, but not in the ways that any of them expected. Over the course of one day, four girls reflect on the romances which entangle them all.
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- Part 2 of Bubblebound
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It was a proverbial baby boom in the veil. Honestly, that was the only way to describe it.