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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    English
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    24,466
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    57
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    103
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    20
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    Eridan Ampora, seadweller, violet-blood, fashionable gentletroll, has been rejected by his love.

    Nepeta Leijon, cave-dweller, olive-blood, huntress of the jungles, has just had a similar experience.

    Romance and adventure ensues as the two each work out their respective issues.

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    34,266
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    13
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    137
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    13
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          The door shut behind them. "Sol? Wwhy did you drag me here?" he said, crossing his arms and glaring at his kismesis.

          Sollux glared right back. "Cau2e ii hate you." With that the yellow blood tackled the self acclaimed prince to the floor of his quarters.

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    2/4
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    4
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    17
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    4
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    315
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    255,642
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    2935
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you should stop denying it to yourself, because it's not going to do any good. You are their auspistice, and you are thankful for it.

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    English
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    6,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    2
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    64
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    You can’t always rewind, but you can sometimes slow it down a little. Time is a circle, and Dave counts down the hours left until the end, and perhaps, what begins after that.

    No-Aranea-in-the-medium split from canon.

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    English
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    11,212
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    137
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    English
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    0
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    16/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1981
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    Collection of drabbles requested on my tumblr so I don't clutter up the archive. Various pairings and AUs. Feel free to request something if you'd like at 2olluxvanta2.tumblr.com or shslpageofheart.tumblr.com.

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    English
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    5,015
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    701
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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

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    English
    Words:
    166,037
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    2846
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    Yeah, imma just post short things here.

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    5,139
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    467
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    English
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    23,301
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    662
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    “I’m not playing anymore,” you say, more tightly than before. “This isn’t a game to me anymore.”

    Something in your tone must have taken her off guard, because she stops talking.

    Language:
    English
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    20,351
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    462
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    The title says it all (because Alternian titles; why the fuck not?)

    Language:
    English
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    1,036
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    636
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    AU in which Gamzee got to Nepeta first so Equius walked in on a dead meowrail.

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    English
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    5,650
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    193
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    Karkat prides himself on a normal life. But, one movie day with his moirail might destroy that.

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    English
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    5,249
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    768
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    Eridan and Sollux have a thing.

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    English
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    2,876
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    288
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    You aren't really sure where you are, and while that happens a lot, this is new.
    You are pretty motherfuckin hot right now and the sweat is starting to make your normally capricious hair stick to your face in a hella uncomfortable way. The thing you're stuck in seems to be trapping all the heat in, but you aren't really motherfuckin sure that's the only thing it's supposed to be trapping in.

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    English
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    6,564
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    294
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    What do you get when you have a red crush on your kismesis and she's essentially the most awful tease in the entire world? A lot of things, most of them rather messy.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    English
    Words:
    79,360
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3573
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    It was by pure chance he had come across his hive. And it was by pure chance that the other had allowed him to stay. He was rather used to being walked on by various highbloods, that to have one that actually seemed rather nice to him... well, the thought seemed nearly impossible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,632
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    43

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