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    Jemaine woke up to see Bret's face just a little too close to his own.

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    This was written by my friend who asked that I publish it here with my works. They said I could claim it was my own but I wouldn't do that :P This is just a silly story about crazy sex.

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    This is about Flight of the Conchords Season 2 Episode 2 "A New Cup".

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    You meet him after a concert. Sexiness ensues. Slightly sappy because I don't know how to transition into the sexy sex/end a fic.

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    You're a tourist in New Zealand, wandering the streets late one night you wake up the next day in a strangers house and bed...and that stranger just happens to be Jemaine Clement. (from Flight of the Conchords, Rio & Rio 2, and Moana) (and just an fyi...yes I am kinda combining New York from FotC and New Zealand just for the sake of the story if any readers wanted to know)

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    Just some little bits and pieces. I wrote this back in 2008, but I wanted to try to put some of my stuff all in one place!

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    Hermann's in a funk, Newt tries to help ('tries' being the operative word).

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    After Murray decides the band should try again in the United Kingdom, Bret and Jemaine still have to get jobs to make ends meet. Bret ends up working in the Jane Austen themepark, Austenland, while Jemaine gets to be the scary vampire Vladislav in Twilightland down the road. Both themeparks are all about living out the romantic fantasies of its female clientele.

    So obviously Mel wants a crossover visit.

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    After their night in jail, Bret and Jemaine decide to try their luck at selling their bodies one more time.

    But now, they're cuddle prostitutes.

    (set after 2x02)

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    A comical tale about characters and people we have all come to love, who are now psychologically challenged. Their mental state usually relates to their tv shows/movies/bands that they have been in. A multi-fandom mumbo jumbo story to keep us all entertained.

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    1/?
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    Jemaine is a confident guy. Definitely confident enough to share his innermost thought processes with people who need to know them.

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    Bret gets a horrible sunburn and Jemaine takes care of him.

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    Bret is upset and Jemaine tries to figure out the best way to help him, which leads to some unexpected feelings...

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    Bret and Jemaine are quite drunk, Bret can't seem to find his way to his own bed, and sexiness ensues... (FYI, the Stranger in the title refers to this and not to a person)

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    A Lewis Carol-esque tale of a secret parallel universe, home to the fictional characters we adore.

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    14/?
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    One of five times Bret minded more than he let on.

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    What if Dave had invited Murray to the party? Well, he doesn't, but Murray shows up, anyway.

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    3/?
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    “Do you think,” Jemaine stops and struggles to come up with the correct words, “do you ever feel that maybe you’ve missed something important that’s been in front of you for a very long time?”

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    Murray misses New Zealand more than he lets on.

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    Dave has spent his entire friendship with the Conchords pretending to be someone he’s not. Everything is going according to plan until a chemical spill begins to shift the weather patterns, and talk of zombies fills the air. Now, he’s holed up in his apartment with Bret, Jemaine and Murray struggling not to let his false identity crumble with the strain of the oncoming apocalypse. It’s a story of survival, of friendship, and accidental love.


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