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    'An extra-watery grave would be just as hydrometrically dense as a normal seawater grave, sir.'

    Simmons seeks help landing a human.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    460
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    “I’m,” his voice cracks, damnable thing. He never really could rely on his vocal chords when he needed them most. “—sorry?”

    There is a person attached to that writhing mass of darkness personified. It has a sly grin full of needle-teeth.

    It is a man.

    (For Billdip Week Day One: Creature Au)

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    220
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    29
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    85,339
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    704
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    The Empress takes a moment to really aperchciate the quality of that Vantass.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    412
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    Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you are angry and embarrassed.

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    222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
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    73
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    Kankri found a kismesis...
    or she finally realised what was going on.
    Meenah and Kankri in this new world.

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    15,355
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1121
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    Noctis spends some time alone with his favourite rod.

    Noctis x Fishing Rod. PWP. Crackfic

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    English
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    786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    173
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    Feferi and Terezi dom their entirely willing captives.

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    14
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    198
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    Prince Jeon Jeongguk of Busan (better known as South Korea’s Sexiest Prince, crowned not once, but three times by GQ Korea) is in love. Stupidly, undeniably, irrevocably in love.

    The object of his affection is, however, questionable.

    A tale (tail?) of shitty haikus, even shittier fish puns, accidental hair dyeing, cursing entire bloodlines, and Jeongguk passing out so often it can’t be good for his health.

    Language:
    English
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    19,323
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    442
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    5042
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    I'll add stuff as soon as I get around to it.*

    In this, it will contain only the most dank memes and other shit. Come join me in hell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,175
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1330
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    Your title isn't exactly what you’d hoped for– hah. Hope. Apparently it’s your destiny to ruin it. The symbol on the back of your gloves tells everyone who sees it to avoid you, lest you crush their dreams beneath the heel of your boot.

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    2,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    6
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    70
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    Pete waited a second, then explained into the silence, "It's funny because you’re literally a fish--part-fish—and metaphorically out of water."
    "Pete, I told you if you keep saying that I will literally kill you where you stand.”
     

    Three Pete Wentz’s who made a bad pun about merman Patrick, and one who didn’t.

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    English
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    2,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Troll romance sure is weird!

    You, Eridan, and all the quadrants. All of them.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1289
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    Ben and Poe go fishing without getting much fishing done.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    158
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    How Sans, Alphys, and Undyne found themselves in a relationship.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    410
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    La'gaan and Eddie just needed to get away for a while, away from missions and away from everyone else. The last mission was rough, and they both needed a break. A camping trip was the perfect idea; time outside of base, not having to worry about being stumbled across by random people, just a good solid week of enjoying each others' company. And then the weird conversations kicked in.

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    English
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    2,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Hits:
    84
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    This is the story of a girl named Chara came to meet and care for the Monsters in the Underground and save all of Monster kind while also falling in love with a particular skeleton.
    (in this world chara and frisk swap roles)

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    Language:
    English
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    2,166
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    298
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    Jean Kirstein works for the Bodt Fishing Company, a renowned supplier of crab, lobster, and shrimp. It's not too shabby of a job, and Jean thinks he can manage for a few years after signing his contract with the Bodts.
    That is, until he meets his boss's rich, snobby and stuck-up son who's name is Marco.

    Jean is soon to find out that there is much more to Marco than what first meets the eye.

    On hiatus until further notice.

    Language:
    English
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    13,811
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1378
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    A musician is summoned by an eccentric Duchess to take part in an evening of music-making and is presented with some unusual musical instruments.

    Language:
    English
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    2,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    54
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    Well, I tried, and maybe failed at keeping them in character. Well done me.

    Or

    Percy Jackson characters in chatrooms with you! I accept requests but no OC's, sorry, only reader-inserts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,160
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3588

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