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    Joan Watson feels like she 'just exists'.
    Sherlock Holmes is the new girl, and causing a stir in their year.
    They are brought together, and soon never wish to part.
    Can their unexplainable love conquer the trials and tribulations of an all-girls boarding school?

    Inspired by one of my favourite fics "School For Scandal" by rubberbird here on AO3, and my astounding love for femlock and teenlock. This is going to be fairly fluffy, a good bit smutty, quite angsty, and maybe a little bit sad. I don't know how long it's going to be but I do know that I am very excited about it.... Thank you!

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    All around the world, people are remembering past lives. Bilbo Baggins discovers that Tookish streaks can span lifetimes - and can have unintended, hilarious, consequences.

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    «О Боже, ты Гримм!». Именно с этих слов можно смело начать новую огромную главу в жизни доктора Джоан Уотсон, которая прежде считала себя совершенно обычным человеком.

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    In which Joan meets Jim and hates him. Fem!Sherlock. Joan's a sociopathic empath.

    A reimagining of the pool scene with these variables. For funsies.

    (Essentially a stand-alone)

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    John gets changed into a girl, then meets and falls in love with one Sherlock Holmes. Shenanigans, pure and simple.

    http://otpprompts.tumblr.com/post/100734166736/imagine-b-has-a-curse-spell-that-turns-them-into
    Imagine B has a curse/spell that turns them into the opposite sex when they are exposed to cold water (or other factor that would lead to hilarious issues). A falls in love with B while they were in their opposite sex and B (who likes A as well) is afraid to tell them the truth, thinking that A will reject them. B tries their best to not reveal their secret to A, but then A wants to take things a little further and B is somehow turned back to normality by accident. A is shocked but realizes that they didn’t mind which sex they were, they were in love with B anyway.

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    Sherlock is acting weird (or, rather, weirder than usual) and, as Christmas approaches, Johnny is definitely, absolutely, positively not panicking.

    Fem!punk!lock Christmas fluff.

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    Series of ficlets inspired by Christmas songs. All genderswapped. Ratings & pairings vary. Most chapters stand alone.
    1. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
    Moriarty tries to stop Sherlock's Christmas. Rtg: G.
    2. All I Want for Christmas
    Moran infiltrates an office Christmas party. Rtg: M. Rope bondage. D/s. Pet play.
    3. Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!
    Sherlock's Christmas arrives early. Rtg E. Ice play. Kink exploration.
    4. Santa Baby.
    Mycroft & Lestrade are stuck in their offices. Rtg E. Office sex. Stripping.
    5. Silent Night
    John quiets Sherlock's cough. Rtg T. Sickfic. H/c. Nursing kink.
    6. Blue Christmas
    Mycroft gets an unexpected visitor on Christmas Eve. Rtg M. Mycroft/John. Dream sex.
    7 & 8. We Three Kings
    John's inspired by Advent candles. Rtg E. Wax play. Object penetration. Bondage.
    9. Figgy Pudding (a 221B)
    The landlords offer a Christmas toast. Rtg G. Mr. Hudson & Mr. Turner.
    10. The Land of Sweets from the Nutcracker Suite
    Moriarty distracts herself. Rtg E. Non-con voyeurism & touching. Masturbation.
    11. The Christmas Song
    All's well that ends well in our Christmas AU. Rtg: E.

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    A casual remark leads to three dreams in Omegaverse. 

    Genderswapped Omegaverse. Alpha females with cocks. John/Mycroft, John/Sherlock, Mycroft/John/Sherlock pairings. John-in-the-middle, no straight-up incest. Dub-con for the heat-related consent issues. No bonding. The main story is four chapters and complete. The rest of the chapters are short epilogues added as the porny muse strikes. 

    Oolong is a funny word (for a tea). Omegaverse is a funny world.

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    Joan Watson depends on her partner, Sherlock Holmes. He's the best at what he does, hunting demons. But what happens when a plan goes wrong and she has to resort to dangerous measures? Her life might be on the line to save his. As long as the King of Hell doesn't win.

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    WARNING! Heavy Yuri smut! Explicit content. Don't like, don't read. Fem!John and Fem!Sherlock (Joan and Sherol)

    Sherol accidentally falls asleep and end's up turning Joan on.

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    Sherlock accidentally spilt some juice onto the cleavage of her breasts and went to wipe it off. Opps. Too late. Her girlfriend, John was quick to lick off the spilt drops leaving hickies all over Sherlock's neck as well as her jaw bone. Noticeable to all.

    Porn without Plot.

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    Stamford warned Jane about Sherlock's habit of dosing people.

    She'd moved her pile o' shite into her room. Taken a gander at the view out the space port window of the asteroid field and clomped back into the main room ready to lay down the law. She said in her very best, do not mess with me voice, "Sherlock!" Course, he was fussing around with an electron microscope and ignored her. But she figured this was important enough to get a little personal. She grabbed him by the chin and turned that bony face of his forward. "Sherlock," he blinked those had to be a bio upgrade green eyes of his at her. "I'm only going to say this once. If I find that you have ever… Ever dosed me with a biological, whether it messes with my suppressants or not, I will exact justice, understood." She squeezed that little bit.

    As it happened, he only messed with his own heats. Which given the things Stamford couldn't have thought to warn her about... well, that's the rest of the adventure.

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    AU in which John Watson is Jane Watson! On going little bits of domestic fluff interspersed through out the Colour of Light 'verse. Fluff to rot your teeth, because lets face it, domestic fluffiness is sweet like desserts.

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    It would surprise no one to know that Lord Sherlock was a fussy infant. Perhaps he knew that his Alpha father had died fighting the French in one of Britannia’s eternal wars with that vexing nation. He was only an infant, but in later years no one would have doubted he was capable of it.

    Until one day, the surprise was that he had stopped wailing. The child of a servant had crawled into Lord Sherlock's crib and was curled up with him. From then on little Joan Watson had a job, which was quite simple. Keep Lord Sherlock entertained.

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    Holmia Serlocius lost his mare, Abelia, within minutes of the Dumnoii ambush. Commander Martius Petillius Jaumius had allowed the Ninth Legion to get well and truly stretched out in the Dumnonii's territory to make for a fine slaughter. An offer the Dumnonii took them up on. The Beta's fell until there was only Serlocius tied to a tree deducing his enemies, because he was tired of suppressing his truth.

    That Jonnyfer of the Dumnonii heard those truths and laughed was a story. Not one she told. She told other tales. Most of them horrible lies with flaws that dangled like threads for a cat. Serlocius was no cat. He served under the Alpha Eagle for the Omega Wolf of Rome. Still, they were horribly told stories. He told his captor so. That would be the story told here.

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    Lady Irena played a subtle game. It was the only hand an Omega might play.

    While it was said that the Prince wielded his sword like a shining star. It was said that he'd made some inverted deal with the devil to gain that skill and something more. That the devil had given him a charm that he wore always about his neck that lent him sight in battle, such that he could but look at the field and know which way the enemy would go and so wield his troops the better for it. For all these whispers, the Prince's knights were most devoted to him, none more than Sir Watson, who was the Prince's chosen body servant and left hand.

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    Dr. Sherlock Holmes, the world's foremost forensic anthropologist, and Special Agent Joan Watson were investigating a murder at an american military base in Iceland.

    How dinosaurs came into the picture, now that was just ridiculous. Heavenly, but ridiculous.

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    Jane Watson had rented the cottage on the Sussex Downs because she needed a quiet place away to work on her next novel. Though sometimes, she felt like her best days were behind her. She reminded herself that sixty wasn't that old. Her gran had lived to be over a hundred.

    She hadn't meant to run into a retired detective protecting a Queen. Queen bee that was. She hadn't meant for any of it.

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    5
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    Silly cis-swapped fem-slash.
    With the briefest allusions to plot, just to get them all dressed up and full of post-case adrenaline.

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    John's got the blues about her upcoming birthday. A midnight stroll by the light of a blood moon changes everything.

    Established Fem!Johnlock transforming to Weredragon!John/human!Sherlock. Vigilante violence and gore as John slakes her bloodlust. Inspired by the Bad Dragon Were-able line.

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    6/6
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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