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    John receives 21 grams of cremated remains from the estate of the late James Sholto. She finds an unusual receptacle for the ash and hies away to grieve. But even as her mind creates an elaborate fantasy with her previous commanding officer, thoughts of her current commanding officer keep creeping in.

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    Joan Watson feels like she 'just exists'.
    Sherlock Holmes is the new girl, and causing a stir in their year.
    They are brought together, and soon never wish to part.
    Can their unexplainable love conquer the trials and tribulations of an all-girls boarding school?

    Inspired by one of my favourite fics "School For Scandal" by rubberbird here on AO3, and my astounding love for femlock and teenlock. This is going to be fairly fluffy, a good bit smutty, quite angsty, and maybe a little bit sad. I don't know how long it's going to be but I do know that I am very excited about it.... Thank you!

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    "Stay, please"
    "Goodbye, Will"

     

    "Stay"
    "I intend to"

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    “What about you, Mr. Mysterious guy? Not chatty, are we? What’s your name?” She asked.
    “Sherlock Holmes.” He replied.
    She hummed in satisfaction. “Lucky me, I’ll be with the other Holmes for tonight!”
    “Well you will be disappointed then,” he said, not wanting to spend the rest of his evening with her. I’m more comfortable with being alone, thank you very much.
    (Rewritten in 3rd Person POV)

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    Mycroft Holmes has decided it was time to have an heir to the Holmes family. But due to his position and declining fertility, time is of the essence. A surrogate is the intelligent choice but an error at the clinic results in the neighboring patient being inseminated instead of Mycroft's choice. The patient is Joanne Watson.

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    After Sherlock's death, Joan Watson was just trying to move on in her life but when she finds out she's pregnant with Sherlock's child, things change. Mycroft takes an interest that may be more than his promise of watching out for Watson.

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    A copy of Richard Siken's Crush winds its way through a genderswapped AU.

    1. Little Beast. Seb & her Boss hightail it to their holiday villa after a job well done. Seb reads poetry; Moriarty reacts predictably.
    2. Saying Your Names. (Part 1 of 2) Sherlock reads poetry by John's hospital bedside.
    3. Saying Your Names. (Part 2 of 2) Sherlock avenges John's injuries and gets a lesson in love from Mycroft.
    4. Snow and Dirty Rain. Mycroft helps Lestrade appreciate a bit of Culture.

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    Don’t hurt her again, he repeated to stave off the temptation to shoot up, to end it all, to head back down the pathway to hell. Joanlock if you squint. Rated K+.

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    Sherlock lives. Joan loses it. Mycroft intervenes.

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    This likely should be developed more, but it's a fill. Sherlock can smell pregnancy, and this leads to a deduction at a crime scene, sniffing of surrogates, shouting at Anderson, and reveals Sherlock's fascination with Roman intrigue. I hope it checks all of the OPs boxes.

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    Stamford warned Jane about Sherlock's habit of dosing people.

    She'd moved her pile o' shite into her room. Taken a gander at the view out the space port window of the asteroid field and clomped back into the main room ready to lay down the law. She said in her very best, do not mess with me voice, "Sherlock!" Course, he was fussing around with an electron microscope and ignored her. But she figured this was important enough to get a little personal. She grabbed him by the chin and turned that bony face of his forward. "Sherlock," he blinked those had to be a bio upgrade green eyes of his at her. "I'm only going to say this once. If I find that you have ever… Ever dosed me with a biological, whether it messes with my suppressants or not, I will exact justice, understood." She squeezed that little bit.

    As it happened, he only messed with his own heats. Which given the things Stamford couldn't have thought to warn her about... well, that's the rest of the adventure.

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    It would surprise no one to know that Lord Sherlock was a fussy infant. Perhaps he knew that his Alpha father had died fighting the French in one of Britannia’s eternal wars with that vexing nation. He was only an infant, but in later years no one would have doubted he was capable of it.

    Until one day, the surprise was that he had stopped wailing. The child of a servant had crawled into Lord Sherlock's crib and was curled up with him. From then on little Joan Watson had a job, which was quite simple. Keep Lord Sherlock entertained.

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    Holmia Serlocius lost his mare, Abelia, within minutes of the Dumnoii ambush. Commander Martius Petillius Jaumius had allowed the Ninth Legion to get well and truly stretched out in the Dumnonii's territory to make for a fine slaughter. An offer the Dumnonii took them up on. The Beta's fell until there was only Serlocius tied to a tree deducing his enemies, because he was tired of suppressing his truth.

    That Jonnyfer of the Dumnonii heard those truths and laughed was a story. Not one she told. She told other tales. Most of them horrible lies with flaws that dangled like threads for a cat. Serlocius was no cat. He served under the Alpha Eagle for the Omega Wolf of Rome. Still, they were horribly told stories. He told his captor so. That would be the story told here.

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    Lady Irena played a subtle game. It was the only hand an Omega might play.

    While it was said that the Prince wielded his sword like a shining star. It was said that he'd made some inverted deal with the devil to gain that skill and something more. That the devil had given him a charm that he wore always about his neck that lent him sight in battle, such that he could but look at the field and know which way the enemy would go and so wield his troops the better for it. For all these whispers, the Prince's knights were most devoted to him, none more than Sir Watson, who was the Prince's chosen body servant and left hand.

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    The idea that Professor Moriarty's project for a power station at this military base was somehow of greater value than this precious find of a several thousand year old mummified body was bad enough. The fresh corpse missing head and hands that had had appeared at her dig site was an insult.

    As if she couldn't identify a body with less. She was the foremost forensic anthropologist in the world. Agent Joan Watson said, "I believe you, Doc." She also said she'd consider coitus after the case was solved. Thus motivated, Sherlock set to analysis.

    How dinosaurs came into the picture, now that was just ridiculous. Though Sherlock quite liked it.

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    STORY ON HIATUS UNTIL LATE JULY (MAYBE SOONER BUT IM THINKING LATER)

    Joan Watson is anything but a homely southern belle. After some tragedy that also wounds her, she meets an interesting man named Mike Stamford and is encouraged to travel to London to escape. There, she meets an interesting creature named Sherlock Holmes.

    Her life is in for one hell of a emotional and physical roller coaster, and Sherlock is in for a a couple of actual meals.

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    All around the world, people are remembering past lives. Bilbo Baggins discovers that Tookish streaks can span lifetimes - and can have unintended, hilarious, consequences.

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    Jane Watson had rented the cottage on the Sussex Downs because she needed a quiet place away to work on her next novel. Though sometimes, she felt like her best days were behind her. She reminded herself that sixty wasn't that old. Her gran had lived to be over a hundred.

    She hadn't meant to run into a retired detective protecting a Queen. Queen bee that was. She hadn't meant for any of it.

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    Jean met Sherlock one week before she shipped out, because Mikaela Stamford was evil.

    Pure evil.

    Jean was bitching about being horny and wanting to howl at the moon. She just wanted something no strings without having to fake who she was at a meat and greet Beta club. Mikaela gave her a grin made of pure evil and said, "Funny you should say that. You're the second person to say that to me today. And the first one is plain peculiar."

    Jean looked down. She was wearing her "Not for Moo" t-shirt, which she felt got the message across pretty clearly. She said, "Lay on MacDuff."

    The rest as they say, was historical making.

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    Sherlock and Fem!John have sticky, sweaty sex during a heat wave in London.

     

    Sherlock sits back, staring at Joanna with wide eyes as he licks a drop of her blood from his lip. She stays in place, panting and draped against the couch.

     

    "Is there anything you wouldn't let me do to you?" he whispers, awed.

     

    She blinks up at him, before looking away. "Does it matter?" she snaps, which is the same thing as saying 'No'.

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