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“Instead of looking through the paperwork from the cases,” Greg said steadily, “you were having sex in my conference room, weren’t you?”
“Uh,” Joan managed.
“Yes,” Sherlock replied smugly.
“I have to work in that conference room, you arseholes! I have to go in there and discuss very important crime-related things, and all I am going to be able to concentrate on is Joan in her birthday suit on the table.” He sighed. “Thanks, the both of you; I’m never going to get another promotion again.”
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- Part 4 of Unusual Efforts
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“I just got a love note. From Jim Moriarty. Jim- fucking- Moriarty--Sherlock, don’t you have anything to say to that?”
Sherlock pursed his lips.
“He should have reconsidered the ribbon, the pink clashes entirely too much with the red.”
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Utter crack AU--Joanna Watson is a badly dressed BAMF being wooed by a criminal mastermind. Her sassy gay best friend, Sherlock, has no fucks to give. And Mycroft is scandalized by the lot of them. -
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She's used to being underestimated, underutilized, unappreciated.
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Te Amo by WolfaMoon
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock BBC - Fandom
21 Apr 2013
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Event After 'The Great Game." Gender Bend. Always a Female! Watson.
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Joan Watson and Sherlock Holmes from "Elementary" tv-series,
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Break Along the Seams by AggressiveWhenStartled
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Mar 2013
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Joan nearly cried with relief when her mobile rang, even if it was Sally.
“Please tell me you have a case for Sherlock,” she begged. “Please. He’s been microwaving leeches, and when I complain, he acts like I’m the weird one since I was the one who told him to stop keeping them in the teapot.” There was a crash behind her. "Cut it out!" she hollered, and Sherlock shouted at her through the door for interrupting him.
“I’m not interrupting anything but you breaking my things in our bathtub, you mad wanker!” she yelled back. “Please, Sally, a case. I am going to lose my hair and it will be all your and Greg’s fault.”
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- Part 3 of Unusual Efforts
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Podfic of blind_author's story.
Written for a prompt. Sherlock and girl!John (Joan) get together. A few months down the line Reichenbach Falls happens. Turns out that Joan was pregnant and she never got to tell him. Sherlock defeats the rest of Moriarty's organisation in only a few months. The day he arrives back in London is actually the day that Joan is in labour...
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Jeanette ((John Watson)) always remembers how she ended up with her classical background and her girlfriend.
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Sherlock's Grace by Lady_Mirepoix, WolfOfBakerStreet for cinnamon_and_cardigans
Sherlock (TV)
12 Mar 2013
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Jeanette ((John Watson)) comes home from the shopping and sees something she never expected
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Smiles and Split Lips by AggressiveWhenStartled
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
4 Mar 2013
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“Just because Joan thinks it’s a good idea does not mean it’s a good idea." Greg yelled, exasperated. "Use your damn head and consider things just a little bit more before you let her push you in headfirst.”
“You’re blaming me here?” Joan blurted, incredulous.
“You’re blaming Joan?” Sherlock echoed, sounding equal parts thrilled and confused.
“I’ve seen you both without the other,” Greg growled, “and Joan definitely takes the cake for self-destructive behavior.”
“I do not!”
“I was a drug addict,” Sherlock breathed, gleefully horrified. "What did you do? No, don’t tell me, let me figure it out. Urban bungee jumping without measuring your ropes?”
Joan scowled. “Now you’re just making fun of me.”
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- Part 2 of Unusual Efforts
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Joan Watson didn’t, of course, particularly enjoy being called a bitch, but she preferred it to ‘whore’. Likely because the first was so often a response to her highly satisfying right hook after being called the second.
You had to be firm when you were a ‘ball-breaking cunt’ who liked to flirt, especially when you followed around Sherlock Holmes.
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- Part 1 of Unusual Efforts
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It's Too Cold Outside by prodigaldaughter13
Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV)
17 Jan 2013
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Sherlock has no qualms about who she is; addict, callgirl, freak, she's all these and more. But when she finds an unlikely friend in Johanna Watson, things begin to change. She is forced to clean up her act, and when Jim Moriarty sees his highest money-maker slipping away, he makes it his business to remove this good influence from Sherlock's life.
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- Part 1 of Staying Alive
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Beggars Would Ride by missyvortexdv (Purpleyin), Purpleyin for ladyofthelog
Sherlock (TV)
5 Jan 2013
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Double genderswap Sherlock/Joan UST in a medieval/semi-fairytale AU.
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Romantic Sponges by Noiselesspatientspider
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2012
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It's just another night at Baker Street. Mostly.
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Sherlock is a genius, but even he doesn't know everything. And besides the solar system, there's one other thing that he knows next to nothing about: Women.
Cue Joan Watson and her trying to help Sherlock understand them.
(Possible Joanlock in later chapters. And be warned! This oneshot series is made up of pure, unadulterated crack!)
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"I don't understand," Jean tugged the jumper down over her bound breasts. This was worse than when she'd been four days out near Kandahar with only a singlet, a once white sports bra, and one bullet hole altered set of camo pants.
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- Part 2 of Trope Meme September 2012
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Once upon a time man’s soul was very powerful, but then man made a pact with the Elder Gods, and in exchange for their protection, they gave up that power. Joan needs to recover that power if she wants to live, and Sherlock is more than who he seems to be.
This is a very, very late reposting of my submission for Holmestice 2011, for dissassembly_rsn at livejournal. Also, many many thanks to my beta who had to put up with my horrible use of brackets!
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Joan Watson was tired of life... and she needed a flatmate.
The adventures of (male) Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson.
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Moments from the life of Joan Watson as she attempts to become pregnant with the child of her platonic and asexual flatmate.
(Follows from 'A Chain of Evolutionary Success')
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- Part 2 of What We Call Love
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A Man of Studious and Quiet Habits by thelittlestdoc
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Jun 2012
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“Dammit, Sherlock Holmes, don’t you bloody die on me again,” Joanna Watson shoved the Browning into her shoulder holster with steady hands. “You don’t get to do this to me twice, you bloody idiot.”
Jo dropped to her knees with a bit more force than necessary, using the flash of pain to sharpen her focus. She yanked Sherlock’s shirt open in a shower of buttons, revealing a jagged stab wound on his stomach. The serial killer they’d been after for weeks now sagged against the far wall with a bullet between his bloodshot brown eyes.
“This hurts more than I remember,” Sherlock sounded surprised.
Jo Watson was never really meant for the quiet life, anyway.
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