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    Queen Belledonna Baggins II (or Belle) wife of the bastard King Smaug has been taken by the heathen longships. She has been ripped from one nightmare of a life and thrust into another. Follow her and others as they battle for survival, revenge and, if the gods allow it, love.

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    10/?
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    striving-artist and I were talking about how the Republican National Convention has declared internet pornography a PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS, and as she said, "what is smut if not literary porn?" We agreed we'd both love to contribute to aforementioned crisis, and started taking the filthiest, sexiest prompts possible. Regardless of your political inclinations, smut is smut, and smut is good!

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    7/?
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    17
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    Hawthorn Baggins was not what Thorin Oakenshield had expected when Gandalf had suggested her for the position of the company's burglar. A night in the hobbit's smial completely shatters the preconceived notions they might have had regarding the new addition to their group, which will make the journey to Erebor a rather interesting one!

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    39/?
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    347
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    As Billanna Baggins would stare at her children, her precious daughters as different from the sun and moon, with eyes from their father, she thought of Thorin. He was with her every breath and she could still feel his touch no matter where she was.
    But how could she forgive what she could not forget?
    Maybe she should have known...that one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy, the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child. For those treasures we keep can hold a splendor to behold.

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    34/?
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    “You have bestowed a great gift upon me, Elf-friend. Tell me whatever you desire and if it’s within my power as King, I will grant it. Up to half of my kingdom—it is yours, all you have to do is ask"

    But what Bilba Baggins wanted most was not land, wealth or prestige: it was a child of her own.

    Rearing an half-elven child was something Thranduil never envisioned for himself, but the mother-to-be is bringing out his protective instincts, and some other feelings he didn't even know he had. Now suddenly things are moving a little too fast… or is this right where they belong?

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    9/?
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    94
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    398
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    125
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    Commissioned from justalittlebattie on Tumblr and justalittlebattie.deviantart.com.

    After the Eagles and Bofur finally has a moment to process he's a father.

    FIXED: Picture is viewable now

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    11
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    11
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    Thorin receives a recommendation for a service that promises to relieve her stress. With every soft, sweet-smelling touch, she learns just what she's been missing in her life.

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    6/?
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    21
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    Mistress Iris Baggins, once head of the Baggins Clan. Once a respectable Mistress, with a slight streak of danger. Finds herself with a house full of darrow, an idiot she's going to find someway to teach a lesson to and her father who never knew she existed.

    Well, they were going to find this Hobbit wasn't a pushover and that their pig headed idiot leader may just someday be able to take his foot out of his mouth.

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    22/?
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    356
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    115
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    6915
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    M. et Mme Sacquet ont la joie et la surprise de vous faire part de la naissance de leur fille Billa... et l'histoire d'une quête, de treize Nains et d'un anneau magique prend une direction légèrement différente, comme un caillou crée des ronds dans l'eau. Le problème avec les ronds dans l'eau, c'est que plus ils s'éloignent du point d'origine, plus les changements sont grands.
    (post croisé avec fanfiction.net)

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    72,152
    Chapters:
    23/?
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    2
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    10
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    1
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    286
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    From that sparse information Gandalf supplemented him with about halflings, Thorin expected some soft creature that would cower under his gaze when he knocked on the door of Bag End. What he certainly didn’t anticipate at all was witnessing a mildly annoyed hobbit female berating his rowdy nephews who looked genuinely ashamed of their behaviour for once, when she yanked the door open. Thorin finds himself drawn to the short-tempered hobbit almost immediately, his denial about her being his One not lasting very long. But how does one go about impressing someone who seems to be completely unimpressed even by the prospect of facing a fire-breathing dragon? And what’s with that creepily accurate foresight of hers?

    Or what if the things were the other way around and it would be a dwarven king hopelessly in love being pushed away by a witty hobbit burglar who hides a rather unique trait?

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    5/?
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    What if Thorin Oakenshield was, in fact, a day early, rather than a few hours later than everyone else?

    EDIT: This particular part of this series has been given the "proto-" designation, as in it's the first of this series, but is not the first part. Rather, it is the early stages of a better structured and more evolved work, which will follow hence-forth.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    192
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    A much longer response to "Concerning Dwarf Women" than I though I would write, but I have a lot to say about a dwarf society in which there are no dwarf women, and dwarves pop out of holes in the ground.

    And, what dwarves with no knowledge of female reproductive systems will do when dealing with a very female Bilbo Baggins as their fourteenth "man".

    Menstruation, talks of conception, and some light wooing will ensue, as well as clumsy dwarves who don't realize just what is going on.

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    3/?
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    57
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    215
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    39
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    Thorin is an Arnor police officer who is trying to take down the most corrupt man in the city- good ole Smaugikins (not that anyone calls him that to his face, mind, but the graffiti is getting pretty suggestive) when he is strongarmed (by a supposedly sick Dís) into attending his nephews' elementary school play. Though the play should surely be classified as torture, Thorin meets a delightful woman, Ms. Bella Baggins, the school librarian, and asks her out to dinner.
    In step a meddlesome (as always) Gandalf, precocious children, Smaug, and an existentialist fake mountain. Things go downhill from there.

    Or: Thorin and Bella are adorable, the kids find their inner thespians, Bella loses a cardigan, and thieving abounds.

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    54,081
    Chapters:
    21/?
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    260
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    55
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    Thorin Oakenshield arrives early and sets the story into a different direction, if a slight and so much more significant one.

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    1/6
    Comments:
    5
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    62
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    7
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    952
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    What if Bilbo was actually a classically trained thief? And go!

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    8/?
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    91
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    551
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    176
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    Bilbo returns home after a long day, and is surprised by her lover.

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    2
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    22
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    3
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    It is well known that there is nothing so cherished in the dwarven race as their children. However, as in all races there are exceptions.

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    31,652
    Chapters:
    25/?
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    212
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    533
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    Billa Baggins has always been a different child and not quite what a hobbit lass should be. But if her mother had taught her anything, it was to lift her head up and be proud of who she was, the rest would sort itself out.

    So when the unexpected happens and even her mother’s tales and her own adventures seem inadequate in comparison, Billa closes her mouth, straightens her spine and heads on to embrace the new additions to her quiet hobbit life.

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    38,980
    Chapters:
    19/?
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    137
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    689
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    263
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    After Bilbo vanished into nothingness, he finds himself in a particular place, and as something he wasn't expecting to be.
    Sequel to A Distrustful Contract

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    English
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    1,381
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    2/?
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    1
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    65
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    The various tales of our Middle Earth, varying from anything to everything. From Esgaroth to the Shire the sky is the limit and there is no stop to the imagination. One-Shots of all Parings. Requests are accepted Current Pairing: Fili/Kili

     

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    Normally, since now his mother and father just watched their children bond with one another. He pouted when Kili started to squirm in his towel and finally Dis took the baby.

    It saddened her to see such wonder and fear on her son's face when he held Kili. Fili had always had some sort of eternalness to him when she looked deep enough. His eyes were endless and they held such a deep weight in them, something that no toddler should have. But her Fili had it, something told her that her son was much more than she would ever know.

    He was something special, but she couldn't put her finger to it.

    "Fili's not like the other children."

    "No, because he's our child Dis."

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    English
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    100,708
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    384
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    13604

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