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    Thorin is an Arnor police officer who is trying to take down the most corrupt man in the city- good ole Smaugikins (not that anyone calls him that to his face, mind, but the graffiti is getting pretty suggestive) when he is strongarmed (by a supposedly sick Dís) into attending his nephews' elementary school play. Though the play should surely be classified as torture, Thorin meets a delightful woman, Ms. Bella Baggins, the school librarian, and asks her out to dinner.
    In step a meddlesome (as always) Gandalf, precocious children, Smaug, and an existentialist fake mountain. Things go downhill from there.

    Or: Thorin and Bella are adorable, the kids find their inner thespians, Bella loses a cardigan, and thieving abounds.

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    Events didn't turn out as expected, and the ripple effect cascades over all things. This is what happens when the line of Durin survives the battle, and the line of Girion falls.

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    The year was 1317, Shire Reckoning, when a dwarf with no memory of his past washed up on the banks of the Water. He stayed ten years in Hobbiton, worked as a blacksmith there, married the respectable daughter of Bungo and Belladonna Baggins, had a family, then disappeared without a trace. The year was 1341, Shire Reckoning, when a dwarf with no memory of the Shire returned to his forgotten home and proceeded to drag his forgotten wife along on an adventure to fight a dragon and reclaim his people's homeland.

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    M. et Mme Sacquet ont la joie et la surprise de vous faire part de la naissance de leur fille Billa... et l'histoire d'une quête, de treize Nains et d'un anneau magique prend une direction légèrement différente, comme un caillou crée des ronds dans l'eau. Le problème avec les ronds dans l'eau, c'est que plus ils s'éloignent du point d'origine, plus les changements sont grands.
    (post croisé avec fanfiction.net)

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    Shards of Honor Fusion: Commander Belladonna Baggins did not expect her astrological survey to turn into this. She definitely didn't expect to find herself helping a Dwarf stage a coup to regain command of his own ship. And when that unfortunate business was over with, she never ever expected to see him again. No matter how much she might want to.

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    Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line.

    All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen.

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    Thorin receives a recommendation for a service that promises to relieve her stress. With every soft, sweet-smelling touch, she learns just what she's been missing in her life.

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    Queen Belledonna Baggins II (or Belle) wife of the bastard King Smaug has been taken by the heathen longships. She has been ripped from one nightmare of a life and thrust into another. Follow her and others as they battle for survival, revenge and, if the gods allow it, love.

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    AU: Bilba Baggins es una hobbit dispuesta a ayudar a los enanos a recuperar su hogar. ¿El único problema? Ellos no tienen ni idea que es mujer, y ella preferiría que eso no cambiara.¡Oh! Bilba es una hija del destino. ¿Qué demonios significa eso?

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    “You have bestowed a great gift upon me, Elf-friend. Tell me whatever you desire and if it’s within my power as King, I will grant it. Up to half of my kingdom—it is yours, all you have to do is ask"

    But what Bilba Baggins wanted most was not land, wealth or prestige: it was a child of her own.

    Rearing an half-elven child was something Thranduil never envisioned for himself, but the mother-to-be is bringing out his protective instincts, and some other feelings he didn't even know he had. Now suddenly things are moving a little too fast… or is this right where they belong?

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    Hawthorn Baggins was not what Thorin Oakenshield had expected when Gandalf had suggested her for the position of the company's burglar. A night in the hobbit's smial completely shatters the preconceived notions they might have had regarding the new addition to their group, which will make the journey to Erebor a rather interesting one!

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    Mistress Iris Baggins, once head of the Baggins Clan. Once a respectable Mistress, with a slight streak of danger. Finds herself with a house full of darrow, an idiot she's going to find someway to teach a lesson to and her father who never knew she existed.

    Well, they were going to find this Hobbit wasn't a pushover and that their pig headed idiot leader may just someday be able to take his foot out of his mouth.

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    From that sparse information Gandalf supplemented him with about halflings, Thorin expected some soft creature that would cower under his gaze when he knocked on the door of Bag End. What he certainly didn’t anticipate at all was witnessing a mildly annoyed hobbit female berating his rowdy nephews who looked genuinely ashamed of their behaviour for once, when she yanked the door open. Thorin finds himself drawn to the short-tempered hobbit almost immediately, his denial about her being his One not lasting very long. But how does one go about impressing someone who seems to be completely unimpressed even by the prospect of facing a fire-breathing dragon? And what’s with that creepily accurate foresight of hers?

    Or what if the things were the other way around and it would be a dwarven king hopelessly in love being pushed away by a witty hobbit burglar who hides a rather unique trait?

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    The various tales of our Middle Earth, varying from anything to everything. From Esgaroth to the Shire the sky is the limit and there is no stop to the imagination. One-Shots of all Parings. Requests are accepted Current Pairing: Female Bilbo Baggins/Kili

     

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    "Belle, it is entirely possible that he is not giving her the time of day because of an infatuation. Maybe because he had no other visitor than yourself?"

    The glare he got in return for such a suggestion shut his mouth quickly.

    "It is in my culture to make myself better in a suitor's eyes, I was basically told in hobbit sensibilities that I will never be good enough and should never even attempt to become good enough."

    Thorin sighed, "I know my sister-son, and he would never allow an elf to be courted by him or become infatuated with him. He had been the brunt of many an insult concerning elvish qualities. But even if it is not my place to say so, I will say that it is imperative that you do not lose hope. For not everything is as it seems. But for now, all we can do is try to get out of this Mordor of a place. It would be better for us all, do you not agree?"

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    Bilba Baggins was a very respectable young hobbit. She loved the ground she stood on and the life that grew from it and of course she was an excellent cook.
    Although Bilba had every right to claim to be one of the most respectable hobbits in Hobbiton, she supposed that in her current position a few of her relatives may scoff. For Bilba Baggins was living with orcs.
    Maybe saying she was kidnapped was more of an accurate description.

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    striving-artist and I were talking about how the Republican National Convention has declared internet pornography a PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS, and as she said, "what is smut if not literary porn?" We agreed we'd both love to contribute to aforementioned crisis, and started taking the filthiest, sexiest prompts possible. Regardless of your political inclinations, smut is smut, and smut is good!

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    As Billanna Baggins would stare at her children, her precious daughters as different from the sun and moon, with eyes from their father, she thought of Thorin. He was with her every breath and she could still feel his touch no matter where she was.
    But how could she forgive what she could not forget?
    Maybe she should have known...that one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy, the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child. For those treasures we keep can hold a splendor to behold.

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    Commissioned from justalittlebattie on Tumblr and justalittlebattie.deviantart.com.

    After the Eagles and Bofur finally has a moment to process he's a father.

    FIXED: Picture is viewable now

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    What if Thorin Oakenshield was, in fact, a day early, rather than a few hours later than everyone else?

    EDIT: This particular part of this series has been given the "proto-" designation, as in it's the first of this series, but is not the first part. Rather, it is the early stages of a better structured and more evolved work, which will follow hence-forth.

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    A much longer response to "Concerning Dwarf Women" than I though I would write, but I have a lot to say about a dwarf society in which there are no dwarf women, and dwarves pop out of holes in the ground.

    And, what dwarves with no knowledge of female reproductive systems will do when dealing with a very female Bilbo Baggins as their fourteenth "man".

    Menstruation, talks of conception, and some light wooing will ensue, as well as clumsy dwarves who don't realize just what is going on.

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    3/?
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