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    After the war, Locus ends up spending his days on Hawaii, where he meets Kai and Grif. Nothing will ever be the same.

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    He can feel a gun being pressed to the back of his head. But when he turns around, hands raised in surrender, there’s no one.

    Felix and Locus struggle with life in and after the UNSC.

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    ‘I’m watching the Bachelorette,’ said Felix, ‘-and eating my feelings.'

    Occasionally, life isn't so serious.

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    6/?
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    4
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    31
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    ‘So is old habit a euphemism for wild sex?’

    Felix gets to see a different side of first name Agent last name Washington.

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    ‘I slaved for hours over breakfast, the least you can do is eat it. What’s wrong with you?!’

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    31
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    This is, without doubt, the most fucked up thing that has ever happened to him.  Par none.  Felix glowers down at his newly shaven groin and the glossy chrome wrapping his penis root to tip, locking his cock limp and useless.  Because his partners are the worst.

    In which Felix is a dick and his partners punish him accordingly.

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    25
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    “Welcome to the end 'Nessa,” Felix says with a venomous grin. “I’m so glad you lived to witness it.”

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    5/?
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    Additional adventures of the Donut Family in the various universes.

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    10/?
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    135
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    6
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    They couldn't know, right? No one could know, he didn’t even suspect it until that morning, when he'd seen his box of tampons between bouts of nausea.

     

    A war zone is no place for a child.

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    5/?
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    14
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    Gunshot.
    Felix falls.
    But it's not Felix who gets back up.
    The Meta charges, nothing but memory and code and rage, and Tucker has a moment to really appreciate just how much he's fucked up before hands are around his throat and all he tastes is blood.

    Or
    AU where the mercenaries and the Reds and Blues are freelancers

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    1/?
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    2
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    “You never had an AI try to kill itself in your head,” Wash said with an unusual fretfulness to his words. His hands are white-knuckled around his third cup of coffee. “I know what I’m talking about when it comes to stupid decisions being made for you because of someone else’s personal bullshit, Tucker. It’s best to just move on. Don’t forget. Just move the fuck on.”

    Chorus is, as always, a fun, fun place.

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    Maybe Felix needs to re-evaluate his prison survival strategy...
    Written for RvB Rare Pair Week

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    1/1
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    2
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    10
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    1
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    The Temple of Procreation might sound fun in theory, but in practice it's a nightmare.

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    Tucker's horny and hates Felix. Felix is horny and hates Tucker. Cue sexytimes.

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    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    The thing with Lavernius Tucker is—

    Well, Felix doesn’t know what the fuck the thing with Lavernius Tucker is, nor why everyone on this goddamn base is so—so enamored with him. It’s infuriating, the way the cadets follow him around like little ducklings, the way Kimball talks to him as if he’s worthy of anyone’s respect. He’s not even that good of a fighter, or a leader for that matter. Felix just doesn’t get it.

    Until—

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    Felix gets some alone time and checks in with Locus after the skirmish at Crash Site Bravo.

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    Washington is many thing: an ex-child actor, nephew to the city's biggest producer, and a recovering addict who watched his best friend die from an overdose. Tucker is a single father, a party fanatic, and the writer for what could be the next big indie hit.

    They could be just what each other needs.

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    2,191
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    19
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    5
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    184
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    Felix usually got plenty of chocolates and got laid in Valentine's. But this year Felix had a job to get done and this year, he was with Locus.

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    1/1
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    Sorry.
    I will update this randomly if you guys like this
    And the chapters might be short
    And weird
    Like me.

    ANYWAY THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM PAX

    TAKE IT

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    290
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Apocalyptic worlds suck ass. Especially ones where the dead are eating the living. That's a dick move, zombies. Stay in the ground where you belong. And as for you living people reading this, follow the Reds, Blues, Freelancers, Mercenaries- gay space marines. There. That sums it up. Join them as they try to survive this zombie outbreak, and go through lots of stuff on the way!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    16
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    40
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    4
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    530

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