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Aditi and Robert's secret mission is nearly derailed before it begins. Will their quick wits and spy gear be enough to avert disaster?
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- Part 7 of Marisol's Shamy 'Verse
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Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.
Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?
The story follows Mel as he grows, until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.
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- Part 3 of The Melpomaen Collection
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A disruption in Rivendell by Gothicsouthpaw30
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson movies)
19 Apr 2013
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Thorin discovers he's had a secret that he knew nothing about but apparently his entire company, as well as Master Baggins, did.
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Cherik farting in bed. I am twelve.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr scribbles
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After a whirlwind courtship, Mycroft and Greg get married and find they have some adjustments to make.
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- Part 1 of Newlywed Blues
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John and Sherlock are in a tight spot and have a discussion. This probably won’t make sense unless you read the first two parts of this series. Friendship fic. Contains discussion of nonsexual adult spanking. Also, sophomoric humor. Heed the tags! Enjoy :)
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- Part 3 of Experiment
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Kirika teases a confession out of Chiharu at a seemingly inappropriate moment.
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Eris indulges in her vices while in heat, and finds herself in an awkward situation when she tries to stop them.
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Ed takes a stab at the unromantic.
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The rather creepy but strangely sweet story of Princess Elena and her nurse Grunhilda.
Should probably be considered non-con or dub-con due to Elena's young (unspecified) age in the fic.
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- Part 7 of kai's pornathon entries (2011)
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When Momiji takes away her fortune energy, Ichiko suddenly becomes aware of her bodily functions.
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Makoto comes home to find Erio and Meme holding a slumber party, and Meme invites him to join in. Makoto takes up Meme's offer and earns his Youth Points, making first contact with Erio's special place.
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What happens when America eats six cheesy double beef burritos? Chaos, that's for sure. Contains USUK + UKUS, micro, farting, and scat. RP with BeatriceTheGolden.
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Otaku Girls Can't Be This Noisy by Eroppai (Midonin)
Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
18 May 2012
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Kirino and Kuroneko debate the merits of the latest visual novel they picked up, when the food they ate during the day comes back to them in the worst way.
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Michiru proposes another idea for curing Taro of his masochism. Mio shows Taro just how filthy she can get. Arashiko walks in, and things only get nastier.
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Shiranui informs Zenkichi that a new kind of toilet has been installed in the school, and asks Medaka to test it out for her. Medaka is superhuman in all aspects, and that includes private matters. Zenkichi is forced to be there with her.
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Asebi's jinx renders a railway station bathroom with only one functional stall. For Ayame and Sen, who have just come from winning their meals in a battle, this will prove a problem.
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Melona can use her body to do so many things. Menace is so used to being pampered that she doesn't want to do things. Airi and Nanael just want to do their jobs, but find their bodies getting in the way.
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Madoka, Lan and Muginami have another naked bonding moment. They bathe together, and do much more.
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Sena finds Kobato sleeping in the club room, and decides to give her a present. Surprisingly, Kobato still agrees to it when she wakes up. Rika turns herself into the ultimate sexual being.
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