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    A collection of drabbles, long and short, about the 2016 adaptation of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

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    English
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    3/?
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    2
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    4
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    "We should make the most of this situation." Dirk says.

    "What? Like have sex?" Todd says, snorting.

    Dirk goes rather red at this suggestion, and kicks Todd in response. "Or I could kick you out and use the leg room." He says.

     

     

    (A college au in which Todd and Dirk skirt around their feelings for each other because they're dipshits)

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    30
    Kudos:
    105
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    6
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    641
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    In the time of the crawling Night Lord’s ascendancy, foretold by the exodus of starlight from his sucking astral wounds, Todd Brotzman received a postcard with a Snicker’s bar taped to it for his birthday. He was allergic to nuts. On the back, in sharp capital letters, were the words COME BACK. NEW OMENS.

    When Amanda decides they're going to use her family's powers to save someone rather than recording their fate, she reluctantly calls Todd in to help her. Now it's his job to find the bride of the pelagic god and save Bergsberg, all while evading the police and the FBI and trying not to murder the man who seems to be stalking him, no matter what his business card says.

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    1,052
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    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    80
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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    English
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    4,427
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    878
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    Todd didn't need a soulmate. Especially not an eccentric, posh dude who thinks he can just waltz into his life and flip it upside down and backwards.

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    English
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    1,997
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    41
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    393
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    “I'm going to solve a mystery.” He tells Todd proudly.

    Todd snorts. “Because you're a detective?”

    “Correct. And you're going to help me.” Again, telling him, there is no question, Todd is intrinsically linked, he can feel it.

    “Says who?”

    “Says me.”

    “This place is legitimately paradise, there's nothing to be solved, no mysteries here.” He shrugs, and takes another sip of his drink.

    “If this place is such a paradise then why aren't you having fun?”

    ( A San Junipero AU )

    Language:
    English
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    30,385
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    846
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    The case of how the rowdy three crashed a pizza party, and a lot of things went to shit. Watch as Todd Brotzman and Dirk Gently grapple with a freaky friday type deal, as well as their feelings for each other and multiple visits from the Rowdy Three in one day. Will they survive? Will they actually communicate? And most importantly, will Todd ever get to join Farah, Tina and Hobbs' poker night?

    Language:
    English
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    4,168
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    352
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    Todd Brotzman, a no-maj born wizard who managed to flunk out of Ilvermorny, is trying desperately to provide for his sister with about the only job he can get. Dirk Gently, a self-proclaimed "not-wizard, sort of wizard, but not really a 'wizard' per se " wizard waltzes into his life and makes even working at a coffee shop a challenge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,678
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    204
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    Language:
    English
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    149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    169
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    When things calm down after a case, maybe settling into their lives could be put on pause for the sake of the holiday season.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,370
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    166
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    "Todd, this is Dirk." She says, bumping her shoulder against Todd's and smiling brightly at the both of them. "I was telling you about him, the other night." Amanda wiggles her eyebrows at Todd.

    Todd gets the gist. He's finally meeting her fiancé. Thank fucking god.

    And.

     

    Oh no, he's fucking cute, fuck.

     

     

    (Or, five times Todd let his life become a goddamn rom-com, and one time he took control)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
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    222
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1590
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    Farah has lunch with her brother, it doesn't go very well but Tina is there to comfort her when she gets home.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    103
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    farah black and her Super Lesbian journey

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    English
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    2,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    310
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    After effects of a love spell, alcohol, confident bisexual deputies and a whole lot of glitter.

    What could go wrong?

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    891
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    This is all thrown out the window (or, rather, the windshield) when the driver slams on the brakes, very suddenly, and the entire bus lurches to a stop, barely avoiding slamming right into a red headed man with an armful of lobsters. The man stumbles and drops his lobsters, giving the bus an incredibly shocked look.

    And the man sprints away, clutching his lobsters to his chest. Todd can't really be sure, he hit his head pretty hard against the floor, but the red headed man looked very familiar.

     

     

    (In which Todd labels himself a Salmon of Doubt and Dirk doesn't know how to take care of a baby)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    1715
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    "Doughnut?"

    "No...thanks." He replies and gives the room another cursory look. "What happened?"

    Bart isn't listening. She picks up a pen off of a desk and uses it to pick something off the floor. "This yours?"

    The blue thong on the end of her own is definitely not his. "No."

     

     

    (Or, the morning after Sound of Nothing)

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    English
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    2,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    893
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    It's movie night in Farah and Tina's apartment and the whole gang is over, but they get a bit distracted by each other. Based on the tumblr prompt: kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    200
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    События происходящие после фразы Тины "I want to fuck everybody here!" в серии 2х05.

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    Русский
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    3,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    363
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    Basically after everyone gets magically high at the music festival everyone ends up making out with everyone else

    Language:
    English
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    577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    466
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    When everything goes awry at the local music festival, The Sound of Nothing, truths are spilled like overflowing bathtubs.

    And boy do our four have a lot to say.

    Or well, do.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,983
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1121

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