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    Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

    The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.

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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    Set some point after the finale, whether the last 10 minutes happened or not is up to you. One shot about Farah and Amanda living together with the rowdy 3. Based on the prompt “Play with my hair.” “No I’m tired.” “Babe please, I’ll sleep after I swear.”

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    Filling in at the Electric Spin had been an unexpected development.

    [AU where Farah is a bouncer and Amanda's in a punk band]

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    Set post season 1, Amanda comes back to find Farah taking care of her brother and worried out of her mind about Dirk. Based on the prompt "If you don't stop talking I'm going to have to kiss you."

    Not the best summary bc I hate writing summaries but there's girls kissing and it's cute ok.

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    Always one to cash in on the latest trends, I have written a fic based on the dread hairgate scandal. This is that fic.

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    "
    When they get to the facility, there is only darkness. Darkness high above in the sky, darkness down in the fields around them, darkness inside the building ahead. The moon and the stars are pale dots swallowed by shadows, a swirling pattern of flickering fairy lights miles above. They leave the headlights on as they all step out of the car."

     

    or, alternatively, Amanda finds there is truth in not judging a book by its cover, and other hard earned wisdoms.

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    Just two girls, writing love letters to each other. Then and now.

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    He didn't mean to go here a sleezy bar filled with 30 something year old creeps and some questionable females. He only meant to help his friend Farah but instead of being moral support he was now third wheeling her makeout fest with a girl in the corner of the bar he hadn't paid much attention to the notice on the window about the bands playing here nor did he want to until the band came on.

    Fic where Dirk goes with Farah to a sleezy bar and ends up falling for the guitarist who coincidentally is Todd.
    Who finds that the guy in the yellow jacket is both an eye sore and a sight for sore eyes.

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    Amanda is leaning against the wall, grin unfitting for the parking lot of a mental health clinic. "Pizza?"

    “So I’m just here to pay for your food?”

    Amanda grins, nudging their shoulders together. “Basically.”

    Farah rolls her eyes, but smiles nonetheless.

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    Farah sees a therapist. It's a strange journey, but not one she needs to take alone.

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    Dirk Gently's friends of one week stage a military infiltration to break him out of the Black Wing base as he confronts the figures of his past. Farah refuses to believe that she's fallen for someone. Todd's meds are beginning to wear off.

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    As Todd grabbed his sleeve, shaking and breathing like he couldn't get air into his lungs quick enough, all Dirk could think was


    'This is not supposed to be happening.'

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    A series of one shorts and drabbles inspired by a random verb generator.

    Set post Blackwing rescue.

    Dirk and Todd try their best to navigate their way through both the Universe's chosen path and their new relationship. With appearances from old friends such as Amanda, Farah and the Rowdy 3. Also possibly less welcome appearances from Friedkin.

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    I can't believe you took me to your private shooting range on our first date. That is so punk.

    Pretty much what it says on the tin.

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    This is a collection of funny, humors lines between the various Dirk Gently characters that I post to tumblr

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    3/?
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    A Rubix Cube, a crashed car, and a root-beer flavored kiss. What do all these things have in common? The answer is a dinner date that Todd Brotzman will never forget.
    (I took the word crashing in the prompt quite literally)

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    "She is adrift now. Well, not totally adrift. She knows what she has to do, she has basic directions of where she must sail, she just doesn't know if she can. Because taking down a cult is one thing, but to organize a succesful break out from a CIA-controlled government facility is another thing entirely."

    or, the beginning before the start, and everything it entails.

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    “I relax!” Farah protests, crossing her arms across her chest. “Just because I don’t de-stress in the same way as you doesn’t mean I don’t relax.”

    Amanda rolls her eyes with a half-smile. “Sure. It’s definitely because you don’t take lavender-foam baths that I think you need to chill, and not because you’re so tense I’m worried you’re going to pull a muscle.”

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    Farah needs to relax. Amanda might know how to help.

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    The group had a silent agreement, they didn't talk about Dirks past unless he brought it up. They all knew that his past wasn't a happy one so they thought it best to leave it alone. Not to say they weren't curious. So when Todd woke up to Dirk in his living room, covered in blood with a bullet wound in his side after being gone for three months talking about blackwing Todd was willing to give him all of his attention

    This is my first ever fanfiction so please tell me what I need to improve on.

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