17 Works in Farah Black & Todd Brotzman

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    Todd's mother is sick. Dirk thinks it's a case.

    Featuring: cryptic messages, the will of the universe, and Todd as Dirk's dubiously qualified cooking instructor.

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    2/5
    Comments:
    18
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    84
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    598
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    Todd is not the marrying kind. Or at least that's what he's been telling himself.

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    1/1
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    195
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    29
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    1081
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    *Written for the DGHDA Mini Christmas Bang*

    “All these things a customer does not do, and yet here I am, buying a flower, which is a thing a customer definitely does, is it not?” Dirk asked Todd as he got out three singles and handed them over. “So if I do all these things a customer doesn’t do, but I’m being a customer and buying something, what does that make me?” Todd thought about this as he cashed the money out, offering Dirk the change before setting it on the till again when he shook his head.

    “A pain in my ass.” he finally answered.

    Dirk only looked pleased.

    Dirk is the last thing Todd expected to find in a flower shop, but he might just be the thing Todd needed the most.

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    1/3
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    10
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    29
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    6
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    231
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    The bad days weren't always days. They could creep up, like some small, silent predator and deliver a swift bite that poisoned it's victim's outlook. A blue sky could turn into grey one heartbeat after a laugh. The gentle sound of the wind in the trees would suddenly become overwhelmingly irritating. Even so much as a door closing or footsteps across the floor could lead to a strong desire to cry and scream, to rage and throw things. They would always pass, of course, but in the moment they were devastating.

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    1/1
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    4
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    48
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    4
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    429
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    In an alternate universe Todd Brotzman is the lead singer and guitarist of worldwide sensation punk band The Mexican Funeral, Dirk Gently works tirelessly to fix his mistakes.

    A fresh start in all the wrong ways.

    Language:
    English
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    2,097
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    251
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    Dirk Gently and Amanda Brotzman are Meme Lords. Todd is Long Suffering. Farah steers clear.

    This is all chat log, not written-out fic, but is essentially crack fic. Consider it the plot of a crack fic, written in logs, by two people memeing one another. Burdened with glorious meme-age, letting the DGHDA characters go where they wont with memes. No ragerts.

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    English
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    953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    232
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

    Language:
    English
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    26,307
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    101
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    146
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    2196
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    "Sitting on the still beat-up couch from the aftermath of the Rowdy 3 attack, Todd Brotzman held his head in his hands looking and feeling as hopeless as he did that fateful day when his car was vandalized, he saw himself, lost his job, and met the man he missed the most."

    |A one-shot taking place after the events of "Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things" reflecting on the Todd's fears about his pararibulitis and having had the two people that matter most taken from him.|

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    271
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    “德克……你知道怎么做饼干,对吧?”

    侦探盯着Todd和那些原材料,前额上都是褶子,“实际上,我本来希望你会做……”
    Todd叹了一口气。他可能得再来一杯。“我们还是查谷歌吧。”

    Dirk和陶德在凌晨三点为法拉做饼干,希望她能高兴点儿,并且可能在这段过程里直面了一些情感。非常柔软,极其轻微、很快消失的焦虑,因为一些语言问题和啤酒分为teen级别。

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    中文
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    1/1
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    Dirk falls unexpectedly ill and lands himself in the hospital, leaving Todd badly shaken as he attempts to pick up the pieces of his suddenly drastically rearranged sense of security.
    (alternatively; Dirk gets sick and Farah is left with the responsibility of babysitting her two very stubborn companions)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1084
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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    31
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    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1182
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    'Please, Todd. Please wake up.

    No answer. The beeps still beeped, the paramedics bustled around, Farah clung to his shoulder. And Todd stayed asleep.

    I’m sorry. Please, Todd. Please. I’m sorry. I’m sorry…'

    In which Dirk deviates from his path, and Todd pays the price.

    Language:
    English
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    3,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1147
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    '“Dirk… you know how to make cookies, right?”

    The detective glanced between Todd and the ingredients, brow furrowing. “Actually, I was rather hoping you did…”

    Todd sighed. He was gonna need another beer. “Let’s Google it.”'

    In which Dirk and Todd ill-advisedly try to bake cheer-up cookies for Farah at 3am, and maybe confront some feelings in the process. Fluffy, very lightly angsty anonymous prompt fill, rated teen for a spot of language and mild drunkenness.

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    English
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    3,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1708
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    When Todd and Amanda go to rescue Dirk from Blackwing, they're none to happy about their friends treatment...

    “That’s why we need to keep you here, so you can’t hurt people,” the Professor said. “You don’t want to hurt people, do you?”
    “No...” Dirk whispered.

    Language:
    English
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    3,475
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1153
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    As Todd grabbed his sleeve, shaking and breathing like he couldn't get air into his lungs quick enough, all Dirk could think was


    'This is not supposed to be happening.'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    988
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    301
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    The unassuming tourist town of Whitby is decidedly rocked by an unexpected succession of very odd occurrences. Dolphins seem to walk on the beach at night, the water keeps turning purple, and – a murder. The murder of a man who should have been halfway across the world.

    Nobody could possibly string together this case, except, perhaps, for one Dirk Gently, back from America and feeling even more detective-y than normal. Does he know how to maintain friendships or interact like your average human being? Hell no. But he can solve mysteries involving shark cats, time travel, body swapping and Norse gods.

    It ought to be child’s play.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,304
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    307
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    They were supposed to be safe. They were all supposed to be moving on from that fiasco of an investigation, but instead, his whole world has crumbled.

    He's all alone, now. He can't help anyone.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1674

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