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    After years of waiting for wealthy patrons to faint, Dr John Watson discovers a far more interesting patient in the opera house basement. (AU through a Phantom of the Opera lens.)

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    12/16
    Comments:
    771
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    155
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    “So, let me get this straight,” says Combeferre after three rings. He sounds half asleep, and Enjolras winces. “Your crazy ex-convict of a father has decided that Cosette can only date people once you do?”

    “Yes.”

    There’s the sound of movement as Combeferre unplugs his phone and settles back against his pillows. “And you, somehow--stupidly, I might add--decided to make her happy by agreeing to date someone?”

    “Yes.” There’s a very pregnant pause. Enjolras curls and uncurls his hands into fists.

    “Right,” says Combeferre. “We’re having this conversation tomorrow.” And then he hangs up.

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    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    104
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    280
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    48
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    All Keiko's known, all Keiko's lived for the past several years is the life of a police officer. She knows absolutely nothing about being a housewife.

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    25,750
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    68
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    Stiles was stuck in a bank robbery in the middle of the day in the middle of Beacon Hills and he could have pocket-dialled Scott or Derek but his phone was on the kitchen bench, covered in lime and chili aioli.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    75
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    4343
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    Kurt is fresh off a Tony win when he faces his toughest role yet: PR boyfriend to Academy Award nominee and resident pain in the ass, Sebastian Smythe.

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    35,022
    Chapters:
    11/16
    Comments:
    77
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    298
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    7161
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    Basically, Stiles is pretty sure that he and Lydia are the Seth and Summer of a new generation. All they need is an Anna. But who?

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    3,084
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1715
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    "Is that even a thing you can genuinely call a man who's nearly forty?"

    They aren't a couple, they just sound like it, darling.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    689
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    “I think we should get married,” Tony announced as he let himself into Steve’s apartment, plopping next to him on the couch.

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    5,340
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2181
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    Tony gets fired. Steve gets his heart broken. They meet in Vegas. You know the drill.

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    1,460
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    2
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    217
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    in which luke gets drunk, tweets something stupid, and is in love with his best friend the whole time.

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    1/1
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    8
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    73
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    Harvey has always put on a good show at work. He has put a lot of effort into the smoke and mirrors act, and it had worked to his advantage- until now. Backed into a corner by a law he can't side-step, he decides Mike is his only way out. They're getting married, and Mike really has no say in it. Alludes to but does not strictly follow the plot of the movie "The Proposal"(2009).

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    73
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    347
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    66
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    10653
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    A threat to the pack forces Stiles and Derek into pretending to be mates, and it's all fun and games until the line between pretend and reality blurs.

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    Written for one of my AO3 auction winners, Susanne, who had no specific plot, but offered instead a list of possible plot devices. I chose "fake boyfriends" and "accidental soul bond."

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    18,899
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
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    517
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    134
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    10197
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    Stiles is an up-and-coming actor, and has somehow managed to become loved by both the media and the fans, even though he's just the main character's best friend on the TV show he's starring in. When Finstock, the writer and executive producer of the show, messes up, Stiles is forced to pretend to be dating someone to save both the show and his job. Said someone happens to be Derek Hale, an actor who has been in the industry for a long time, but is now risking his new show where he has the main role, because of his bad behaviour towards media and the fans. So it's a win-win, really.

    Or: the one where Stiles and Derek are both actors who needs to pretend to be in a relationship to save their asses, and lie to everyone around them.

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    14,602
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    5142
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    AU for Longfic Bingo. Our heroes (and some villains) (and some imports from The Newsroom) are all performers in various blocs of the Disney tween band/music empire, which naturally is amazingly screwed-up behind the scenes.

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    7,253
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    121
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    John's getting tired of explaining he's not gay, but how do you say no to a psychotic mass-murdering genius?

    Or in which Jim tries to woo John by being clever and sensitive and John has some serious thinking to do.

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    7,989
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    687
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    After a long-forgotten agreement of an arranged marriage between Derek and the daughter of another pack's alpha resurfaces, Stiles takes it upon himself to become the most amazing fake fiancé that a clueless, desperate alpha werewolf could wish for.

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    34,269
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    1324
    Bookmarks:
    412
    Hits:
    37519
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    There are alphas, there are kanimas, there are deaths. They lose friends and loved ones. So no one blames Derek for leaving. They don’t like it, but they understand. Stiles becomes the unofficial alpha after that and when Derek returns he doesn’t have a place in the pack anymore. Stiles makes space for him. Stiles makes it so he stays this time even if what he’s doing is destroying him from the inside.
    Or the one where everyone thinks they’re dating, but that’s not what’s happening.

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    34,583
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2033
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    Bucky tries on suburbia for a size, Clint plays the absentee husband and Steve is a cat. Until he’s not.

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    4,571
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    954
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    Phil is undercover playing the wealthy husband of Maria Hill. Clint shows up uninvited and does a roleplay of his own.

    In other words, Clint shows up pretending to be a male prostitute, seducing Phil's mild mannered undercover persona. Once he gets into his hotel room however, Phil's not so mild mannered after all.

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    4,875
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1901
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    Derek is invited to New York for a wedding, of corse it is customary for an Alpha to bring his entire pack to such an event, and Stiles somehow becomes his fake date. Oops!

    Words:
    3,063
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2563

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