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    This is a gift to one of my Stephen Colbert sin friends, Maven (or @colbrr on tumblr). I hope you enjoy this!

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    William Oswald (John Oliver) is an awkward college student that wants to fit in so he decides to rush a fraternity. However, that includes a weird century long ritual that the fraternity he rushes in, insists he takes part in. Next thing he knows, he's facing a sweet and bubbly succubus named Alvery that the frat worships as their goddess. Chaos, confusion, fluff, and smut ensues.

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    “Not so bad, is it?” Jon asks after they pull apart. His eyes are distant and Stephen wonders if he's being looked through rather than at.

    “Not so bad,” Stephen echoes. It's a soft affirmative, half-hearted and only half-truth, but it's not like Jon can tell the difference.

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    Serendipity is a girl born and raised Catholic by two strict grandparents after her parents died. She is very repressed and wants to embrace her sexuality that she had to keep hidden her whole life, so her friends decide to take her to a strip club outside of town to break her out of her shell. And they just happen to go on the night that the two most popular dancers, Steph and Jay, are performing. Smut and fluff ensue between the three.

    P.S. Jay (36 year old John) and Steph (37 year old Stephen)

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    Jon's 50th birthday present to himself is one he's been waiting for.

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    Tumblr Photo Prompt: It looks like amateurish porn every time I look at it.

    Jon and Stephen resort to shooting amateur porn when their histories of vocal dissent keep them from finding work during Drumpf's administration.

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    “My place?” Stephen asked, oblivious to Jon’s apparent relief that he did not, in fact, hate his guts.

    “Are you- are you sure?” Jon stumbled both in speech and in stroll.

    Stephen grabbed his arm to steady him and laughed as Jon threw an accusatory glance at a crack in the sidewalk. "Why not? We can keep warm…”

    Jon cocked a brow. “Are you suggesting something?”

    Stephen shrugged. "Maybe."

    (The one where Stephen isn't as surefire as he thinks he is and Jon can take the lead when he wants to.)

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    "Stephen" knows he's straight but he keeps ending up having sex with men like Jon Stewart, Steve Carell, and Tad.

    For the prompts: "Stephen"/his-not-very-well-disguised-desire-for-dudes, so you can anywhere you want with that: his canon lusting after Jon, Tad, and pretty much everybody (I feel like Even Stepvhens is criminally under-represented as a pairing in fic), and Stephen having serious issues.

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    Jon gets himself locked in Stephen's apartment on a full-moon night.

    A story about forcefields, leftovers, primitive instincts, burnt offerings, the non-reality-based scientific community, bed-sharing, and trying not to use the words "flying monkey."

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    ...and the one that it did.

    "I’d reached the point where I was as big as Abel. Big enough to punch back. A father does not fear retribution from his son, but I was not his son."

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    Stephen has to leave. He always does.

    (Set in late 2000)

    (Work title inspired by a Creedence Clearwater Revival song, it's pretty dope.)

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    You’re obviously the only other person in the room with an alcohol problem.

    In which Ian Duncan is less of an asshole than usual, and you are a goddamn wreck. Things have to get worse before they get better, but they will get better. Probably.

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    “So, apparently I have a type,” Jon says.

    Stephen looks up from a stack of papers and leans in intently, a little too eager to get distracted from his work. “Tell me more."

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    Персиваль Грейвс приходит в себя в Нью-Йоркском госпитале имени Святого Мунго.

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    It is November 28, 2020, and all liberal or non-partisan journalists and reporters have been fired, jailed, deported and/or killed. Jon and Stephen are on the run together, but Stephen wants to stop and celebrate Jon's birthday.

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    When Stephen hears the news, it feels like he's being punched in the gut.

    And suddenly he's made of glass, shatters into a million pieces until shards of him are spread on the floor, pointed edges sharp and ugly and dangerous. Somehow, he finds the energy to collect himself, slowly, surely, nicks on his fingertips be damned. He sucks on the blood, and the iron tastes like poison. 

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    Written in response to prompts: a back rub that started casual, turns into something more, and; first time, one of them bursts into tears during sex but insists they finish, anyway.

    Written in 2011. Seemed like a good time to bring it out of retirement, somehow. Mind the Depression tag, see end notes if you're wary.

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    This is a peaks-and-valleys AU, basically a D/s AU on a sine wave. Humans cycle from being dominant to being submissive and back, and the ideal partner is one whose peaks line up neatly with your valleys.

    Jon has long, leisurely swings, and by adulthood is pretty good at managing his moods. "Stephen", naturally, will rocket from valley to peak and back in the space of a week. Snapshots of their friendship, and then romance, in different combinations over the years.

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    "You cannot laugh and be afraid at the same time" - Stephen Colbert.

    Stephen stands on the roof of the Ed Sullivan and recalls how everything went so terribly wrong so terribly fast.

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