Fail!sex
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Microfill for one of the most hilarious DA Kink Meme prompts I've ever seen. Prompt:
Hawke and LI are introducing some sort of novelty to their sex lives. It goes horribly, hilariously wrong. Accidentally burn the house down with waxplay; alert the town guard and/or concerned neighbor brigade with loud S&M; scar the sibling who overhead some disturbing roleplay; something got stuck and they had to employ outside help for extraction; embarrassing injuries that require a very revealing walk of shame to Anders' clinic.
Just make sure its so amazing they'll tell stories about it at the Hanged Man for years to come.
Bonus points if its so spectacular Hawke is no longer "Champion of Kirkwall" but "that one guy/gal who ran out into the Hightown streets naked after...." or some such variant.
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John is hopelessly sexually attracted to Sherlock. To prevent Sherlock from realizing it and the ensuing awkwardness and embarrassment of a painful rejection, he uses his iron clad will to reject his desires and pretend that everything between them is fine. But a lie is easier to say than it is to live.
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Fenris proposes... kind of.
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They're not putting any of this in the report back to their superiors. /7x06, "Slash Fiction"
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Written for the Persona 4 Kinkmeme.
Prompt: "Kanji/Naoto, The couple attempt to 69 but Naoto is too short for it to work. Antics ensue."
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Three times they tried, and failed, to have sex in the Impala, two times when it didn't feel right, and the one time it worked out alright.