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    Most Dwarves never marry. That can be attributed to any number of factors, from uneven gender ratios to love of craft trumping love of romance.

    Fundin and Halldóra, however, think it might be due to the fact that when your nearest and dearest take a vested interest in your personal life, courtship might not be worth the trouble.

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    Fili is getting tired of his brother's pranks, and as his patience wears thin, so does his ability to control his suppressed feelings for his brother. (mostly movie-based)

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    2/?
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    Just collecting all the snippets from LJ and Tumblr and giving them a home. (The summary finally got too long, so am only listing the newest ones below!)

    27- James/Michael, timestamp for the Epic Universe, ten years later, on their anniversary
    26- James/Michael, happy experimentation with bedroom role-playing, involving student!James being picked up after school by Mr Fassbender
    25- James/Michael, first meetings, Pablo Neruda's poetry
    24- James/Michael, long day, comfort, silent understanding
    23- James/Michael, tipsy boys, hands and skin and an alleyway
    22- James/Michael, secret identities, fluff
    21- James/Michael, botanist!James and adventurer-guide!Michael
    20- James/Michael, birthday cake
    19- James/Michael, Dungeons and Dragons
    18- Erik/Charles, a Roman soldier in Britain
    17- Brandon/Johnny, domesticity, music
    16- Erik/Charles, Dorian Gray AU
    15- James/Michael, facial hair, the perils thereof
    14- James/Michael, fashion choices, banter
    13- Erik/Charles, running a marathon
    12- Benji/Brandt, all dialogue, first kisses, bickering

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    27/?
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    34
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    5
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    It is a little-known tradition in Hobbiton, to leave a dish of porridge, milk, or a bit of the harvest in your cellar, in the centre of the floor. This says to them that you are a gracious neighbour.

    Bilbo also leaves a letter. He is the first, and the decision of one hobbit can do so much....

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    7/?
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    15
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    113
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    Extremely late sequel to Professionalism, in which we revisit Cameraman Arthur and Pornstar Merlin.

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    1/1
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    30
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    1
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    For the fill on hobbitkink.

    Dwarf hair is different, okay?

    Cultural shock and confusion with strangely funny results. Also a thread of understanding between two confused parties and a little comb that is more precious than whole Erebor.

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    Chapters:
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    This is the 'Hobbit Sex Lottery' story which arose from my wondering aloud on Tumblr, shortly after seeing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey for the first time, whether anyone had written dwarves-on-hobbit orgy fic yet. I was astonished at the eager response to something I'd chiefly meant as a joke, so I wrote... this. It has grown far, far beyond the original concept and has been very kindly received. Lots of affectionate filthy sex, occasional forays into character exploration, and more Thilbo and Bilbofur than you can shake an Oakenshield or a mattock at.

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    19/?
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    It Was Always Adam And His Mom..Until She Got Married. All Of The Sudden Adam Has A Step Brother Named Jay, That's Pretty Quiet..And Cute.

    Key Word STEP Brother.

     

    Adam Just Turned 18
    Jay Is 15 Going On 16

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    Respectable hobbits don't have beards. Unfortunately, Bilbo is out of shaving cream and still on the road.

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    When Steve decides not to shave one morning, he finds out just how much Tony likes him with some scruff.

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    Thorin, Fili and Kili torture and disgrace the rogue dwarf who attacked Bilbo.

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    6
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    39
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    5
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    Written for the MakingHugoSpin LJ Comm's Les Mis Kink Meme
    Prompt: ( http://makinghugospin.livejournal.com/11823.html?thread=4660527#t4660527 )
    Modern AU where R grows a moustache for the lol
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/c46072796e9642011c658696669119dd/tumblr_mjuqgfQmus1rtsml4o1_500.jpg
    (and E finds facial hair hot)

    This is 'How They Hooked Up' in the modern!au I seem to be creating out of prompts. Notes at end have more visual aides if you care to check them out.

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    Chapters:
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    Kudos:
    28
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    Your name is Jane Crocker and you may or may not have stooped low enough to draw a Sharpie mustache on your dear boyfriend's face.

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    “Steve.” Bucky said, staring at Steve like he had gone mad. “You’re twenty fucking years old. You look like a thirteen year old prepubescent sonofabitch who ‘forgot’ to shave to impress some gal. Go shave the damn beard thing off.”

    (Or: Steve tries to grow a beard. Most people hate it.)

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    1/1
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    12
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    Hits:
    1982
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    A little Valentine's Day silliness...

    Phil comes back from an undercover op with an unpleasant change to his appearance.

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    Louis comes across the pictures of Harry at his birthday party; particularly the ones with the stripper. He's heartbroken so he does what he knows best.

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    Prompted on my headcanon blog. Prompt: Kili has only ever braided his hair once, just to please Fili.

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    1
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    17
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    Sometime in Series 6.

    He traveled through time and space, fighting his way back. And after ALL that effort...!

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    PWP.

    Fili and Kili are on their way to the Shire and make camp for the night in the forest and they try to sit around and appreciate the beauty of a night sky but instead make out and fool around.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    46
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    'Your hair is a mess. Just let me fix it for you,’ Fili says. ‘You look ridiculous.’

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    690

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