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    My take on the MGiME trope.

    Orla is reincarnated into the body of a young dam, and retains all her knowledge of the stories. But, she doesn't speak the language. She has great difficulty with dwarven Khuzdul, despite now being a dwarf, but picks up Inglushmek fairly easily.

    Bifur finds this lost girl, and takes her in, claiming her as his daughter and helps her to learn to communicate again.

    She tries to use her knowledge to help her new people, and change the course of the future.

    Now if she could only figure out what Bofur meant when he kept trying to give her things she didn't need that cost money she knew they didn't have.

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    What kind of man puts a collar on the Winter Soldier and keeps him on a leash? What kind of man follows him? a.k.a. lots of dog metaphors and animalistic traits, with a heaping side dish of Brock Rumlow getting in way over his head when he lands himself at a HYDRA dinner party.

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    A retelling of The Hobbit in which Bilbo is Bella and she can grow a beard when even male hobbits can't.

    A tale of growth, love and self acceptance.

    Based on this prompt.

    (New summary as of 08/12)

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    Leo is being blackmailed and turned into sexual slave secretly while he keeps pretending to live his life normally. it doesn't matter if you do know Lionel Messi or not.. Or if you watch football or not.. As long as you enjoy rape, slavery, Bondage and BDSM in general you'll probably like this story.

    If you always wanted a long running series of yaoi, yuri or hentai where the main victim keeps suffering for years -instead of couple of weeks or months- this story is definitely for you!

    I tried to do my best to describe both of the master and the slave's feelings and thoughts during every single interaction between them, which is something that you might hardly find in any other form of media.

    enjoy!

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    wherein Fili and Kili get lost, Freylin Baggins is a small matter of huge importance and Miss Bilbo Baggins - of Bag-End, Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, of the Shire - is not quite certain of her place in the world.

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    “Boss, I thought I’d bring you a gift, I know how you don’t mind mixing business with pleasure. Sherlock, why don’t you show him what you’re good at, huh?”

    Wilkes inclined his head towards John and moved towards the only chair in room to sit. John watched Sherlock’s eyes assess him, it felt as if Sherlock was reading John’s mind and asking him a question with one look. With a slight nod, Sherlock closed the space between himself and the sofa and dropped to the floor between John’s knees. He reached up to unfasten John’s trousers without a word; the man chuckled above him.

    “Eager, are you? Go ahead then,” John said, lifting his hips a little, “With a mouth like that I’d love to experience your particular skill set.”

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    Just collecting all the snippets from tumblr and the old LJ and giving them a home.

    *new as of 3/15/17* 126- Steve/Bucky: hurt/comfort with hurt Steve; or, “Next time you listen when I tell you to duck.”
    *new as of 3/15/17* 125- Erik/Charles: more Roman Britain AU, in which Erik's world has changed overnight. Might’ve moved a whole sun. A universe.
    *new as of 3/15/17* 124- Erik/Charles: Regency AU, and first meetings. In a river. Naturally.
    123- Steve/Bucky: modern-day artists AU
    122- Steve/Bucky: Bucky learns to bake. More precisely, Bucky learns to bake cupcakes.
    121- Chris/Sebastian: first-meeting fluff with tailor!Chris and successful entrepreneur!Seb.
    120- Steve/Bucky: modern-day no powers AU in which bodyguard Steve has a new assignment
    119- Chris/Sebastian: Chris, running late, ducks into the enchanted toy shop five minutes before closing
    118- Chris/Sebastian: established relationship D/s porn, a collar, Seb plus a fucking machine, and a very happy birthday to Chris
    117- Chris/Sebastian: fluff based on the Team Cap Jimmy Kimmel interview

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    126/?
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    Victor has some unconventional kinks. Yuuri's gotta work through them.

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    The Paddy's little girls' room is the perfect place for Dennis to take advantage of Mac. Dennis can't believe he thinks a fat guy in Aloha print is hot.

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    I find Hans' sideburn so off-putting and yet I also want to lick them.

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    A series of ficlets concerning Kotomine Kirei, and those foolish, brave, or arrogant souls who find themselves in his presence.

    (Can't call it "10 Kirei Ficlets" anymore, can I?)

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    They said goodbye in Argentina.

    “Six months. No more,” Hannibal said.

    A year went by with no word.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    He’d find his way back to you. Just not in the way that you wanted. \\Soft vampire AU because I felt like it!

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    5/?
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    Thorin and Dwalin try to cope with the aftermath of Azanulbizar. Dwalin has a rather special request.

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    Billa would never be the gentle creature that the hobbits of the Shire had wanted her to be, and that suited her just fine.
    She was no longer a hobbit of the Shire - she was a hobbit of Erebor.
    She had fallen in love with a king, and had that love returned. No other hobbit could say the same, and Billa would never regret it. She had everything that she could possibly want - a family, a lover and a little one on the way.
    But adjusting to life in the mountain, surrounded by dwarves, would have been hard enough without intending to marry their king. Dwarves were an incredibly secretive race, and having a hobbit live among them was odd enough, but having her sworn to their king and carrying his child... To say that some of them didn't approve would be an understatement, though Billa had more pressing things to worry about - like whether or not she was going to be a good mother, and how she could possibly endure being pregnant with a half-dwarven baby.
    She would need all the help she could get.

    The sequel to 'No Respectable Young Lady'.

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    8/?
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    "There are a great number of problems with..." Problems with what? Pursuing a relationship with him? With the entire world going horribly awry? "... with my current situation," she finished instead, because she figured that was general enough. "And I don't want to drag you into them."

    "I'm quite willing to be dragged," he said, "if it means a chance to spend more time with you, Joanna."

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    Bilbo never knew the Shire when it was free from bloodshed and terror, or when he wasn't scared of being taken away in the night. But that wasn't what made him odd, no, he was different from other hobbits in a couple ...other ways.

    So when he escapes the land of his birth with two little hobbits in his arms, he follows an heirloom east towards the great city of Erebor. But when he gets there, all is not well. There are unexplained happenings occurring far over the Misty Mountains that Bilbo has only heard of in old Tookish stories--disappearances, curses, a magic relic or two. All Bilbo wanted was a safe home for his family, but it seems he needs to make his last hope work by taking matters into his own hands.

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    12/?
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    171
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    Jesse McCree is in awkward position. Hanzo is determined to prove his brother wrong. That Hanzo Shimada is not vanilla, but can handle kinky stuff just as well as his brother. Now Hanzo is proving his brother wrong by doing kinky sex with Jesse McCree.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1983
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    When Vernon realizes how horrible he treated his nephew, he would do anything to make up for it. He didn’t expect that making up for his mistakes would mean fucking Harry.
    Set between Ootp and HBP

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
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    "How did you lose your arm?" It was a simple enough question, with a simple enough answer, but the eventual result was anything but simple.

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    7
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