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    Bonfires! Breakups! All-ages night at the local club, underage drinking, and reminders of how everything tastes better when you're stoned.

    Welcome to a tale of bros being bros, bros boning bros, and little bros being best. Where high school hockey is more the vehicle than the actual destination, and sometimes we all have to settle for a good face-punch being the most efficient form of communication. Come for the melodrama, stay for the dicktouching.

    (This story is done. Hereafter I'll be posting two chapters a week on Mondays and Thursdays, US Central Standard Time, roughly until the end of time.)

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    64/77
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    81
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    sidney heard something outside – the thwump of something solid and light hitting the ground, the broken glass sound of frozen snow being scattered.
    he opened the door, and there was the crane.

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    13
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    because who doesn't like rimming?

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    1/1
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    1
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    45
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    4
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    504
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    Zhenya has an addiction. a delicious addiction.

    archived from tumblr

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    6
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    425
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    Conor was perfectly happy being a hunter, then he had to go and save the life of Exalted King Sidney

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    1/1
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    4
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    54
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    1
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    443
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    When they've finished eating, Sid puts the dishes in the sink and herds Geno upstairs. There's one last routine to close out the season, to prove that it's really over.

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    8
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    Geno had seen him in similar attire hundreds of times over the years; it should, Geno thought, be a sight that was familiar and wholly unremarkable. There should be nothing significant about it. But Geno was floored.

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    1,989
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    1/1
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    8
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    123
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    9
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    1472
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    Sidney Crosby wakes up one day, confused, thinking that he has just won his third Stanley Cup but instead he is still in the middle of the playoff. And oh, he is also happily married to his teammate and best friend, Geno.

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    1/1
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    8
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    46
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    7
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    963
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    Geno starts his day by eating breakfast in front of the TV and ends up sponsoring a youth gymnastics teams.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    25
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    262
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    37
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    Sidney Crosby's an immortal frat boy.

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    3/?
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    41
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    “Sidnyushka, I think we need talk.” Geno mumbles, hand placed on the back of the rocking chair facing the window. Sid keeps his eyes trained out over the moonlit backyard. He nods, not looking up. “I’m not want to retire, but not sure how much longer I can go.” Geno whispers out in a rush.

    Sid glances up at him, then looks back down at Colton, shifting him in his arms.

    “What you think? I’m not want to make decision alone.” Geno asks.

    Sid keeps looking at Colton, never breaking his eyes from their sleeping son.

    Then he whispers, “I want another baby.”

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    When it comes to Geno, Sid can’t help but break the rules.

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    9/?
    Comments:
    169
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    277
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5620
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    He knew he shouldn't, but he was all Patrick could think about. His daddy was gonna kill him.

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    15/?
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    30
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    In which Sid and Geno are not John McClain and the Penguins are terrible damsels in distress.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    35
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Justin Schultz knows he's a bad hockey player and is simply trying to survive on a bad hockey team when he finds out he's been traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins. Where he finds a boy, learns to love hockey again and gets to cuddle something large, silver and shiny, all while surrounded by the joy that is the Pittsburgh Penguins themselves, sarcastic goalies, bouncing mongooses and Captains in love included.

    Redemption arcs - don't you just love them?

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    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    687
    Kudos:
    522
    Bookmarks:
    100
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    A cursed god can crossover and a demi-god can be called up. It is a rare case when both happen to a god at the same time.

    Series
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    1,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    355
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    Evgeni would do anything for Sidney, such as: revealing he was magical, interrogating a cryptic old woman, going on an adventure with Ovechkin and Gonchar, and fighting an anarchist librarian.

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    11,848
    Chapters:
    4/9
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    537
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    Everyone knows Zhenya got the bite too early. Zhenya knows it most of all.

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    48
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    314
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    During the off season Sidney expected to spend most of his time filming and doing work for the You Can Play campaign. He didn't expect Tyler Seguin to become a friend (that pushy asshole), Jon Toews to have a sense of humor (stop judging everybody) and he definitely didn't expect his opinion on Claude Giroux to change (That last one shouldn't have even been possible).

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    82,531
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    421
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    12792
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    Podfic of the Third story in the Gods of Hockey series. Takes place prior to "Gods of Hockey"

    Geno has always been Sidney's first follower. He'll follow him anywhere.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    70

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