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    Friends with benefits. It was always such a weird concept to you. You didn't understand how someone could fall into that type of relationship with someone. But then came Jeff.

    It was just supposed to be a one night stand. You met at the bar. It had been late and you had been long since abandoned by your friend. You'd been debating going home for half an hour before he came to you and started conversation.

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    "But that stuff's not actually... real, right?" Alex seated himself on the floor, stretching himself awkwardly over the arm of the couch as all available space on the cushions themselves was occupied. "Like, creepypasta or whatever. I know they're just stories but these guys in my class did that Three Kings ritual awhile ago and they swore it actually worked..."

    Evan laughed, cutting in to answer before Jeff could get the chance to. "No, kid, mirror rituals aren't fucking real. Ghosts aren't real, zombies (unfortunately) aren't real, and buying old Sega games at garage sales won't get you spirited away. People who believe in this shit are just really fucking--" He stopped midsentence, silently interrupted by Noah glaring from beside him. "Sorry, let me amend that. With apologies to the late Milo Asher, most people who believe in this shit are just really fucking deluded. So, if you were worried about venturing out into the woods tomorrow, rest assured that the scariest thing that'll happen is Vinny not being able to stream his fucking anime in HQ."

    [scene cuts, Always Sunny music plays with the caption "The Gang Encounters a Skinwalker."]

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    Evan and Vinny have a vacation and Habit doesn't mess everything up.

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    Just a fun little idea I got when I found this song: https://youtu.be/YlYafmSO3TY
    Be sure to listen to it while you read this.

    HABIT stalks his victim through the abandoned halls of an old children's hospital.

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    Just a collection of slenderverse one shots I write that are not safe for work. This is all smut.

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    There's a first time for everything, even Habit hinting at the fact that he can't do everything by himself. Once realized, he goes to Vinny in hopes of offering him a deal that gets the most for himself, and very little for Vinny. It doesn't all go as Habit hopes. On very rare occasions, Vinny gets a break. He just has to earn them first.

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    A wonderful anon on my old tumblr (I'm now at smallscaredrabbit if any of you are interested) said "Hello! Could you write a little western habinny au, with habit being an outlaw? ty!" and I just had to oblige!!

    Habit and Vinny are on the run for some crime that Habit committed at the beginning of all of this, Vinny only follows because Habit would kill him if he ever exposed Habit's whereabouts to the sheriffs.

    (I wrote this like a million years ago and am just now publishing rip,,,, sorry guys)

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    okay so Basically some people are born with superhuman abilities that could be anything (in the canon theres a guy who can open his mouth all the way and its disgusting) and the way you can tell is that their eyes settle to be two different colors!! I’m super cheesy so I like to headcanon that Evan would have some sort of fighting grace that makes him really good with hand to hand and swords and knives, but he can’t shoot a bow to save his life. (And I like to imagine that Vinny has a healing grace but hates gore aaaa)

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    HABIT has a confession...will it end how he wants it to? Or will things take a turn for the worse?

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    "AND DO NOT SEEK ANY OUTSIDE HELP."

    Rules have been broken.
    Rules have been broken.

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    Welcome to Desert Bluffs, HABIT.

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    "Jeff was a shaking and moaning mess beneath you. Having been kept from release for as long as he had, he was understandably on edge."

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    Everything he did, and was to ever do in the future, was to circle around one main storyline. One beginning, one middle, and one ending –though the variety of ways this ending was reached was something to be accounted for.
    These actions, his actions, were simply a means to an end.

    (A series of unfortunate AU events in the form of long winded one-shots that will be updated (hopefully) bi-weekly, while I set up a complete story based on this AU.)

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    Jeff wakes up and Strength is found.

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    HABIT loses someone. Someone he needed.
    Now he has to find another to work alongside him. But he didn't expect feelings to get involved.
    Especially feelings for such a stubborn bastard.

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    Habit just wants to have fun, unfortunately Vinnie gets caught in his "creativity" and winds up with something new to show off for it.

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    You're still afraid of yourself, of your body, of being so alone in your head.

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    Poetry and flash-fiction based on the Slenderverse. Enjoy.

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    A collection of slenderverse one shots that are requested from here and tumblr.

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    A collection of oneshots that I will write at request. Pretty much any fandom is welcome, although MH requests might be difficult. This is all based around requests, and I have way too much free-time, so feel free to send in any requests you might have in the comments or on my Tumblr.

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