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    Jim and Sherlock want some private time but, when Mycroft decides they need to attend his dinner party, they start having those conversations in public. Chaos and embarrassment ensues.

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    На тумблере появился пост со списком эвфемизмов на слово член, которые ни при каких условиях нельзя использовать при написании фиков. Автор приняла вызов. Я перевела, потому что это вин.

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    New Rule takes us through the events of Dragon Age Origins. Tesslyn Cousland builds up Alistair as the King he needs to be to rule over Ferelden, but in doing so Alistair must break the wills of her shady, selfish, self-harming past to mold her into The Warden and Hero she is destined to be to end the Blight.

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    Sherlock and John wind down after a case in a small town at a county fair. Sherlock's imagination goes awry as John's sexiness drives him crazy. Also: John knows how to handle a meat stick.

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    When Clarke is dumped by her now ex-boyfriend with less than a week to go until the big Winter Masquerade Ball, maybe she's a little heartbroken. Still, she paid for her ticket, and the glorious power of spite motivates her to go, to prove Finn didn't break her. However, when she finds that she's not alone in her heartbreak, Clarke decides that maybe she could use the anonymity of the masquerade to heal together with Anya.

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    The record of the events that happened when the time criminals Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian arrived in the year 6969.

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    Karen drunkenly confesses one night during Game of Thrones that she and Grace have been hooking up.

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    Jimin likes to think he's a professional pickpocket. He wouldn't go as far as saying he's a thief but desperate times call for desperate measures and he's an adrenaline junkie. Most of his time is spent desperate. But like Taehyung warned him many times, one day he's going to get caught and that's when he really will be in desperation.

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    The Wizard Otabek abducts the crown prince of the realm for nefarious reasons. Will he succeed?

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    Matt propositions Keith and they have a roundabout heart-to-heart

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    Kihyun doesn't normally do this. He likes sex, but in his experience it's so much better in an intimate relationship, with a partner he knows and trusts. One night stands have never been his thing. But Hoseok is really cute, and he's feeling the buzz from the drinks in his bloodstream.

    "Then you won't mind if I invite you over for some ramen?"

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    Transferred all the way from FF
    So the Atlesian council gives the funding to rebuild Penny, but due to barely believable porn plotlines, Penny is forced to pay off that funding with her new body.

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    Sirius is ready to come out to his friends. If only James and Peter understood what he was saying.

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    The Hunter would learn how to fix their weapons right if their attention hands-- no, span, wasn't so short.

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    "Nagano-kun asked me if you were dating any of the guys in the swim club. I laughed and told him you don't think of us that way." A rare look of uncertainty crossed his face. "Was I wrong?"

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    “The tall, darkly handsome man gave out a husky breath as he swaggered into the bar. Black hair with a faded crop paired perfectly with copper skin. He smuggled Victoria’s heart at first wink. ‘Call me Reyes’, he said. Even his accent was magic.”

    Someone in Kadara Port is writing erotic fantasy stories about Reyes Vidal, and he and Puck are on a mission to find out who.

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    Prompt fill: "Why are you naked?" Namjoon finds a surprise in his bed.

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    Chirrut is ridiculous. Baze laughs until she cries.

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    Charleston, 1799: A son of Southern gentility, Dean Winchester has left behind a potential scandal at home in Virginia for the home of his godfather in South Carolina. Bedridden with a broken leg, Bobby asks Dean to perform an important task: he must deliver a packed horse to an old friend’s son—who also happens to be an escaped convict charged with murdering his wife! The plan goes awry, and Dean finds himself fleeing Castiel Milton’s foes, riding into the night with the fugitive. Defying all logical thought, Dean finds himself drawn into Castiel’s tale of a dangerous enemy and a supernatural world Dean could have only dreamt about. As attraction blossoms between the two men, they head out on a daring adventure along the coastline of South Carolina with their pursuers close behind. Can Dean help Castiel defeat the dangerous supernatural force that threatens them? Or will the passion that ignites between them prove their weakness?

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    Nathan has half a strip of black market Viagra and exceptionally poor decision making skills.

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