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    Three Saiyans are off to rid a plant of its inhabitants, hoping that a large profit may be made.
    Though there are more twists and knots of fate waiting for them than they could possibly imagine...
    A Terry-Pratchett-esque Story, allowing the Discworld to collide with the Sayian universe.

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    There's a witch who's taken up residence in the woods of Gravity Falls (she insists she's just a woodcarver). Dipper is intrigued, despite Grunkle Stan's warnings to the contrary, and the skepticism of his friends and family. But all this seems like a welcome distraction from thinking too much about his feelings, or worse, his hormones, even if it will end up getting him turned into a bear.

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    There are infinite ways that the universe can lead every individual life - and due to this, there must, theoretically, be at least one universe where Havelock Vetinari and Esmeralda Weatherwax... Switched places.

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    In memory of Sir Terry Pratchett.

    GNU

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    Esme was twelve years old when she decided she was going to be a witch.

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    A shiver runs through the Discworld.

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    Several very short stories about Discworld characters making sandwiches.

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    "Yes, we knew each other quite well. Is it that time already?" The old man's hands shook, but the calm in his voice was evident. "I guess you know what they say, the two things you can't avoid are taxes and.." He trailed off, looking into the blue supernovas.

    I AM AFRAID SO. COME, MR PRATCHETT. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEXT, Death paused, checking the hourglass, SIX MINUTES EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY BISCUITS? OR CURRY?

    "I prefer sir, if you don't mind. Or knight. That title has always had me tickled pink," he said, chuckling and taking the hand of his old friend and standing.

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    Nanny Ogg walks into a bar and meets Bernard Black. Written for intoabar 2014.

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    On Roundworld Halloween has just passed and it was during those last few hours leading up to midnight the inspiration particle for this hit me (so typically I couldn't just wait till tomorrow, which is now today, to write it up).

    Anyway. Mistress Weatherwax during one dark and stormy Soul's Cake night recalls a scene from her youth.

    2015.02.27 - just added a quote that helped inspire this, nothing special.

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    granny weatherwax won't be having this nonsense

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    In his cell in the Dreadfort, dead Theon Greyjoy waits screaming.
    -Abraham Lincoln

    NOW WITH ART CHECK IT OUT.

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    It was the sort of cold where - if you were out in it for too long - you went right around in a circle and started to feel warm again.

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    Or, the Doctor getting into various shenanigans on Discworld.

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    "Why are we meeting here, and not the park?" Nanny asked.

    Magrat glared at her. "YOU'RE the one who got us banned from Lancre Park after that...song you sang."

    Or, the Witches in a modernAU!Discworld

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    Plagueis and Sideous do it with a bit of blood and some pieces of wood. It's about the most fun you can have with those particular items, really.

    Some other people, though...

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    There is at least one alcoholic beverage that will get a Time Lord drunk...

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    Headmaster Planet-Git, sorry, Plantagenet tried to ban the unofficial school song. Things do not go well.

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    Granny Weatherwax is quite proud of her ability to “borrow” the minds of animals. A circus has come to Lancre and Nanny Ogg, who's done some extra reading for her special cookbooks, suggests that she borrow one of the troop of bonobos.

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