Albus and Minerva celebrate the end of term with rituals pleasant and otherwise.
Rating: MA/NC-17
Tyrion and his latest whore discuss sexual positions and erotica
My goal when I began this project was to replace the events of No Future for You with something perhaps slightly more compelling. Where I ended up bears almost no resemblance to the root story. Instead of replacing a mere four books in the series, I replace something closer to six. It’s a mess…an extremely controlled, intentionally created mess.
The first act is primarily composed of a cutesy romance. There are, of course, elements that defy that description, but the core story is a romance wrought with your standard coupling angst. I never lose sight of that even when stuff goes straight to hell. That’s what second acts are for, right?
So, if you’d like to see one of your favorite characters spread thin like too little butter on dry toast, this is the story for you.
Should you want to know more before you read, this entry will better explain what I had in mind.
Valentines Day arrives, and Hannibal has his gift, but Face has nothing to give back.
Pre-2x01, Henry has some clever ideas for getting around the limits of his condition.
Naughty metaphors and smoochies set between the scenes of Doomed.
Partners stand by each other, no matter what. So do lovers. Prompts: desire, partner, care, need, naked, Ida, vibrator, lust, sparring. Written for Porn Battle XII.
27 Jul 2011
Peter Guillam (Benedict Cumberbatch as blond) gets a tattoo.
SHERLOCK gets a tattoo in the traditional japanese style.
Thranduil dreams of his wife. Erotica, rated R to NC-17
Since the actors of the first Lord of the Rings films had matching tattoos, I've given Benedict one in this image to celebrate his role as Smaug in The Hobbit films.
Minerva enjoys the new addition to her art collection.
Albus and Minerva celebrate the end of term with rituals pleasant and otherwise.
Rating: MA/NC-17
P*orn, po*rn, por*ny, p*orn, po*rn . . . would you care for some p*o*r*n? For May, the Lusty Month of May! The whole damn thing was inspired by the late Pauline Kael's famously dubbing Maggie Smith "Our Lady of the Wrists." And I just had to, er . . . try my hand at the well-abused "sex ed" trope.
Rating: MA (NC/17)
Characters: Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
The Yule Ball provides some unexpected relief from the growing tension between Albus and Minerva, leading her to ponder the nature of their relationship.
Rating: MA/NC-17
A surprise trip to Vegas brings its own unforeseen delights. Sequel to The Scholar and the Brawler.
[Postscript arc] [30 Lemons] After the war, Trowa has stayed with Quatre to help him recover from his injuries. Increasingly restless, he finds he cannot stay with Quatre despite their bond. Original story circa 2002, rewritten 2007, latest revision 2011.
23 May 2011
Usagi apenas podía controlar sus ansías de acercarse a Seiya. Quería tocarlo desesperadamente, protegerlo. Quería tenerlo entre sus brazos, para enseñarle que no estaba solo.
[30 Lemons] Trowa and Quatre have found a way to enjoy Quatre's four month absence. For themes #7 The Wardrobe, #21 Alone Time, and #30 The Playroom on 30_lemons. Circa 2007.
[30 Lemons] Trowa wishes for a change in his awkward friendship with Quatre. For theme #25 "The Planetarium" on 30_lemons. Circa 2006.
Zechs leaves behind his name and his family to join OZ, where he meets the man who will control his destiny. Circa 2004.