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    It almost seemed fitting that after a life spent reading, and later writing fiction, she'd end up reborn in one. Once-Evelyn, Now-Alice, plans to make it further than 25 years into her new life. Figuring out that her older brother is *that* James Bond… throws a bit of a wrench in her vague plans of recreating her Before-life. Dealing with (read: suppressing) the issues she has from Before-her's life, she sets herself up a life where she can keep an eye on her reckless brother, and make sure that the stories Before-her remembers didn't just take artistic licence with his improbable survivals. Her brother was going to live to see retirement, dammit!

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    Q is shot and permanently injured on the night of Blofeld's and Denbigh's attempted coup, but Bond walks away with Madeline knowing nothing about it. However, time and tide eventually returns Bond to England's shores, and his reaction to the changes he finds upon his return will surprise them all.

     

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    For some unknown reason, 'happily ever after' rarely applies to spies, retired or otherwise. It must be something in the job description.

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    After James is pulled back into MI6. Mallory issues him a mission, to investigate the Quartermaster. Leading to long buried secrets being revealed. And when Eurus plays her hand, what will happen when a Double O is requested to go rescue Mycroft, Sherlock and John.

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    Where you play the game of intrigue for the second time and still have no idea what is happening.

    > After dying, Q is thrown back in time and can't understand why certain people find him so interesting.

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  6. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics)  

    22 Aug 2017

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    In eliminating Silva, Bond and Q uncovered a piece of a puzzle far greater and more sinister than they could have imagined. Now on the hunt for more information about the mysterious criminal organisation known as SPECTRE, MI6's A.I. Quartermaster and its most volatile 00 face a powerful obstacle in C, a new A.I. on the scene advocating on behalf of his handlers at the Joint Security Service for a global intelligence sharing network called Nine Eyes. C's vision of the future doesn't include the old 00 Programme, but that isn't the only thing about him that raises Bond's ire, and Q's suspicions. As the geopolitical clock winds down, the two of them must assemble the puzzle that SPECTRE has left across the globe. In the process, Q confronts his future, and Bond learns that there are still parts of his past that can come back to haunt him.

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    One of my contributions to the 007 Games for 2017!!! The goal is 31 prompts in 31 days with daily updates. I'll be adding the tags for each chapter in the notes.

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    AnonPrompt for the 007 games 2017:

    James rescues Princess Pampuria  from Blofeld's lair and takes her home to Q as he knows he loves cats.  Q adores her but Bond becomes convinced she's trying to kill him.

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    A unicorn goes searching for the others of his kind, along the way he meets those who would both hurt or help him, and a most unexpected thing, he finds himself in love

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    Drabbles:

    Part One; This is a collection of short tales of 100 words I wrote for Detectivecaz some time ago.
    Stories about Bond & M (Olivia Mansfield)
    They are not in any sort of order other than in how I wrote them.

    Part Two and Part Three are additions to the series for another wave of recent drabble challenges between friends. These drabbles are a series to create a larger story, part 3- Lives & Loves is the prequel to part 2-Desperation. ;)

    I hope you enjoy.

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    In the wake of the events of Skyfall. James and the son of the late M, Q receive a message. James now has to follow a path, knowing his soulmate back home makes an easy target. For now they are bound, if one dies so will the other. While James follows M's last orders, it falls to Q to fight for MI6 in London.

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    There are four elements that can be controlled.

    But there is also a fifth element. The fifth element can cause chaos to the world should it become the wrong person.

    Now they must band together to stop the fifth element before it brings destruction to the world.

    [ps, there's only like one sword in this entire story]

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    “The prayers of your people have saved you.
    However, the blade of your sword has soaked up too much fresh blood.
    Even though they might have been your enemies,
    They were all creations of the Divinity.
    From now on, you shall lead an immortal life,
    Bearing witness to the death of every person you hold dear.
    And you will never be able to forget any one of them.
    This is both my reward and punishment for you.
    The person who holds your heart
    Shall be the one to remove the sword from your chest,
    Then, and only then, can you return to dust and find your eternal rest.”

    -

    In which James Bond used to be a Scottish general, but after being betrayed and slain by his own king, he became a goblin/guardian with the sword of his once-master remained pierced straight through his heart.

    In order to remove the sword, he must find his love.

    But there’s a catch.

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    Q saw a lot of imperfections in his lord, despite the world seeing him as perfect. He was a hothead, he didn't really understand how the real world worked if one wasn't a nobleman or royal with no financial difficulties, and he seemed to chase after the most horrible of women in existence. But James was still his lord and he loved him.

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    Mallory is left in command after Skyfall, entrusted with both the position of M, and being the sole guardian of the secret of the former M's survival. While Olivia adjusts to her role as a civilian, tucked away safely in a quiet corner of London, she finds her new life interrupted by the past when she receives an urgent message from Mallory informing her that James Bond is missing and has consequently been declared dead. Numb with pain over the loss of her agent, Olivia trudges on the best way she can, until she returns home to find an unexpected visitor. One who may just be able to aid her in the search for the missing James and possibly even bring him home.

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    Someone is trying to break into her flat through the window in Q’s sitting room, and Q squints at the shadowy figure on her phone screen. There’s something familiar about that figure, the poise and grace with which the person moves, as is the angle at which Q is viewing the scene from – as if Q has witnessed this person doing something similar a dozen times before, over a surveillance camera.

    Then the figure lifts her head and glances around the room, her gaze almost but not quite looking into the cameras as if she can guess where they are.

    Q is out of her bedroom and down the corridor in a flash, and when she stumbles into her sitting room there Bond is.

    "What the hell." It's not a question, but Q figures the way she's phrased it works well enough: What the hell are you doing, and what the hell are you doing here.

    Bond flashes her a devil-may-care smile. "It's been awhile, Q."

     

    (Canon fic, with the AU element that Bond and Q have always been ladies. In which a former Double-O agent and the current quartermaster learn to navigate the grey spaces of a relationship previously founded on professional grounds. Set after the events of Spectre; all Craig!Bond canon applies)

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    Medium, Graphite
    Artist, Unknown

     

    Q's first impression of 007: a prick with a pretty face and an appreciation for art. Q never expected to become entangled with the agent, but when an explosion, a date, and a missing agent brought 007 to Q time again and time again, he began to rethink their relationship. Unbeknownst to him, 007 had already set his eyes on Q, and nothing--not even the mysterious Blofeld--could stop him from keeping Q safe.

    (Or, the one where Bond sketches Q at every available opportunity because he's rapidly falling in love, Q's just trying to get by, and no one's looking where they ought to be.)

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    Several months after the events of Skyfall, James is still mourning over the loss of the woman he loves. Trying to bury his past and move on, he continues to pursue the leads left for him in a cryptic message, which have led him to a hidden facility in the Morocco desert. James realises that the past though buried; can have a way of rising to the surface when one least expects it...

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    "One for sorrow, Two for joy ..."

    A long life in intelligence has taught M one thing above all: Criminal organizations are like ticks embedded in the skin of humanity; you may think you have neutralized one, but you can never be sure you got the entire thing. What remains causes disease to take hold and fester.

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