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    He just wanted to rest. But he was alive now, and he had no idea why. He had no purpose, no path to take. His brother had told him they had free will, the choice to do what they wished. But he was aimless. Who was he, if not Michael?

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    Harry Potter is an Erotic Pole Dancer. Tom Riddle is just a rich bad boy, trying to take over the world. What could possibly go right?

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    After four years of watching, and waiting patiently in the background, Cedric finally gets a chance to become friends with Harry Potter, but hopefully more...

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    It was consensual until it wasn't.
    Or farmer rapes his unsuspecting daughter.

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    What was suppose to be just another year at Hogwarts turns out to be a year of deceit, love triangles, and death. How does a 15 year old girl deal with it all?

    If you were on Quizilla, I had this story posted there before the site closed down. You may have noticed I made some changes, especially the name of the main character and some of my original characters.

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    Nighttime was the worst part of Harry’s summer. He’d fall asleep, prepared for nightmares. He’d find his nightmares, and when he was startled awake, he’d lie in bed, thinking his mother or father were downstairs, probably having similar nightmares. There was nothing about sleep anymore that held comfort for him.

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    How different would the world of Harry Potter be if James and Lily had lived?

     

    Ships not listed because I am unsure if they will deviate from canon. Character tags added as they appear.

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    Ernie has ways of making Bert cum in his pants.

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    based on a meme
    Ernie fucks Bert with a makeshift dildo

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    At the point of death, Regulus Black is de-aged. Given a second chance at life, he becomes a new beacon of hope for the nearly defunct Black Family. He is haunted by strange dreams of his past and the feeling that he has an important mission that he must complete, no matter the cost to himself.

    This is a story that shall center around the members of the Black Family, their connections through marriage, and their friends and allies.

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    39/?
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    The war is over and a new school year is beginning. Everyone has to learn how to live again.

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    34/?
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    Lyra Malfoy, the heiress to the Malfoy family, has chosen to save herself and her fellow Slytherin's from a lifetime of pain in the service of the Dark Lord. What price will she and her friends have to pay for her defiance?

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    The story follows a young Draco Malfoy as he transitions into adulthood cursed with the burden of seeing the future. In the intertwining world of magic, Draco must navigate his way through Hogwarts all while trying to protect the ones he loves and hiding from those around him. (Ratings may go up as story progresses)

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    AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. In a world divided and conquered, can two damaged people overcome the odds to lead a rebellion?

    Hermione Granger roams Hogwarts, a living woman in a world of ghosts. All its knowledge is hers, but no one has ever answered the signal she sends out, night after night. Still she sends it: still she hopes.

    His Dark Mark and darker deeds have ensured Draco has risen high in Voldemort's shadow court. But when his family are imprisoned, he will do anything to save them. The answer may lie in the very place he despised, with the very person who despises him.

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    He’d known a dating agency was a bad idea. He just didn’t realise how bad...

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    Harry was 13, and the rebellion had to come before its time. When he failed, Voldemort had the children fight to the death. Now, it's a sick game for the Purebloods who sacrifice students each year to see who will win and keep their magic past the age of maturity. The others will perish. Only one can win, yet Hermione is going to try to save them all. Even the Slytherins.

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    37/?
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    Say what you want about James M. McGill, Esquire at Law, but the man is damn good at making people believe in ghosts. Even if it’s just for fun. Even if it’s just to make Kim smile.

    In which our fave partners in law/partners in love pull schemes under fake names, get drunk in the dark, and accidentally buy a home. This hell story takes place in the glorious sliver of time of "will they won't they?" before everything went to shit with Chuck.

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    Hermione's Polyjuice mishap in Second Year causes her to become a Neko! While visiting Hermione in the Hospital Wing, Harry discovers he's a Metamorphmagus. But that is not the only new discoveries for Harry and Hermione. What happens when they discover people they thought were friends and mentors have betrayed them? What will that mean for the future? And what does it mean to be a Neko's Mate?

    (Loosely Inspired by Hermione's Furry Little Problem by Gandalfs_Beard)

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    It isn't easy, being in the same year as the Boy-Who-Lived, but finally they all get a drabble

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    His very first solo night on the job is more than he expected. And what he never knew he actually wanted.

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    The former Astro Rangers gather for a celebration on Earth. Everyone brings their mostly alien children, which goes about as well as you'd expect… so when Terra Venture calls for help, it's the Kerovan team that answers.

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    15/?
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