11 Works in Erik Johnson

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    “It’s about responsibility and maturity. Obviously lacking if you’d let yourself get knocked up.”

    “Then I’m going to keep it. If I’m sacrificing my career either way at least I’m going to get something I want out of it.”

    Or, Jonathan Drouin gets pregnant, loses his job, and gains a family.

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    The Avs are in the midst of a rebuild, and they have a problem--too many omegas. The team needs to find a way to balance the hormones in the locker room. The easy solution? Stake powerful omega Matt Duchene out in the backyard and have . . . tryouts.

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    Two days later Ian wakes up to a series of texts:

    do you think sidney crosby is a hufflepuff?

     he's sort of like cedric diggory too

     does that make malkin krum? and the 2008 cup final the world cup?

     i have to have surgery :/

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    The Avs have one game left before they can make it to the Western Conference Finals, and Matt Duchene and Patrick Roy have switched bodies. Can Roy give them one last win, and in the body of a forward, no less?

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    Sometimes, when people tell you you're infertile, they're wrong.

    Sometimes, when people are upset, they do things they shouldn't, and don't do things they should.

    Sometimes, people have babies and cry about it and, also, live to tell the tale.

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    Gabe Landeskog is not the slut everyone in the NHL thinks he is.

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    They were hockey players and Toews was gonna be a Blackhawk come fall, while Pat might be drafted to any number of teams. There wasn't enough time for Toews to be his knight in shining Under Armour. He couldn’t be the person who took him on dates, holding his hand and kissing him goodnight at the door of his hotel room. Even if that sounded like ten kinds of awesome. Pat knew from his brief time with Sid that all they could really hope for was having each other in the now. Crosby had the right idea and as much as it hurt to say goodbye – Kane knew that hockey came first and last. There was no middle ground for epic, star-crossed loving. Patrick didn’t need no Romeo.

    Revised to continue after "Good with my Hands."

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    It doesn't happen all at once; it's gradual, which is probably why it's so surprising when one day after skate Gabe not only catches Erik staring at him from across the locker room, but also a loud, kind of despairing Yep, he's still hot that's - definitely EJ's voice. Except. In his head. Which is not where EJ's voice is supposed to be.

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    "The stories behind the five pictures Patrick Kane would die of embarrassment if they ever leaked online, and the one picture that did get leaked" as prompted on hockeyanonmeme.

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    In the hotel he'll gear down in his boxers and just flex in front of the mirror all night. I'm sick of it to be honest.

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    Five times Gabriel Landeskog got the recipe wrong and one time it turned out right.

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