1 - 20 of 28 Works found in Eridan Ampora/Equius Zahhak
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Sollux just wanted Aradia to stop bitching about him not going to a real school. Eridan just wanted some ass. Funny how they ended up sharing a dorm bathroom together.
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- Part 1 of Primary and Secondary
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Equius/Eridan drabbles consisting of just a bunch of fluffy redrom for the people who ship this as hard as I do. Read and Review- or don't! Whatever you want, broseph.
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In Which A Lonely Seadweller Not Quite Old Enough For Conscription Discovers His Latent Rainbow Drinker Nature, Attempts To Come To Terms With His Changed State, And Sets Out In Search Of Sustenance, Finding Not Only Blood But Also A Quadrant Fill In The Process; Contains One Internet Shopping Binge, Implied Violence Against Marine Life, Caste Hierarchy, Awkward Quadrant Negotiations, Explicit Blood Consumption, A Wwicked Dashin Cape, and E%cessive F001ishness.
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And there is angst, because, again, I can't not write angst.
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Eridan/Equius fluff, set in the Seemannverse some unknown time post-Blurs-and-Stains. Eridan is coming down with something and refuses to acknowledge objective reality, because objective reality fuckin sucks.
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- Part 5 of Seemann
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Dr. D was pretty chill about stuff like playing music in the lab and having dorky posters around, but he drew the line at adorable Hello Kitty print scrubs, so Nepeta had to make do with boring old green. As she bustled around stocking up the various disposables--gloves, drapes, packaged syringes, catheters, venipuncture kits--she hoped again that the adoption open day would go smoothly and that nobody would say anything too dumb in Darkleer’s hearing. She’d only just started the externship shadowing him when she witnessed her first declawing rant, and Rosa had had to take her aside and calm her down afterward and reassure her that he didn’t do that all the time and he wasn’t going to do it to her.
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- Part 1 of Darkleer: DVM
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Eridan, playing with his matesprit's hair, finds that in fact Equius doesn't mind it at all if his remaining horn is touched. Part of the Seemann AU at some vague point post-Blurs-and-Stains.
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- Part 4 of Seemann
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“For some reason I can very easily picture Vantas and an animate natomy talking amongst themselves. Possibly even about harvesting implements.” You sigh and give her a hug before setting her gently on her feet. “I have to see Eridan, kitten. Will you let Vantas know I want a word with him in the morning?”
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- Part 4 of discstuck drabbles
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Equius finally gets to shoot a bow that he doesn't break.
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- Part 1 of discstuck drabbles
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This is a dream you have from time to time. Now that you are spending your days in the company of someone enormous and warm and very much unlike anyone you have ever shared a recuperacoon with, you have not drowned for a while; but you suppose after all you were due for it. What with all the shit that’s happened to you. (You’d had it every single day after Fef left you, waking over and over in shuddering hysterics; you’d almost forgot that, now, how much you’d dreaded going to sleep.)
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- Part 3 of Seemann
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In approximately three nights you will come to realize that there are, in fact, things in the world that you could want more than being held by Equius Zahhak, such as getting out of this fucking cell or strongroom or whatever the fuck it is and also maybe getting to punch that one of your captors with the really annoying voice a bunch of times. Or hit him with a plank. You’re not choosy.
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- Part 2 of Seemann
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Equius finds out something very surprising about Eridan.
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Eridan struggles with adult life after years of child abuse, and reunites with Equius after years apart. They fight to stay together, against the odds.
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- Part 1 of Getting There
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Equius Zahhak is a fucking disgusting snobbish hoofbeast fetishist with a serious sweating problem but fuck if you are going to watch the idiot fucking drown right in front of you. It's a seadweller thing. If you are going to watch someone drown you damn well need to be the person who instigated it in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Seemann
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Why was Equius so hesitant to speak with Eridan when his leader, Karkat, gave him a direct order to stop Eridan's rampaging? What could possibly make Equius not immediately listen to something so depraved as a low blooded leader telling him what to do?
This story reveals what might have gone down to get Equius apprehensive, nay, even afraid to go towards someone who made such direct and discomforting advances towards Equius.
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In a small offshoot timeline in the veil, Equius and Eridan meet up after everyone starts dying. It goes about as well as one would expect.
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[set in the 'Space Bro' verse.]
In which Equius Zahhak, postdoc in robotics research, meets Eridan Ampora, professional movie extra and drama queen, and begins having disturbing dreams about a merman with great big sharp pointy teeth. And also falls in love, despite all the evidence that it's a dumb thing to do.
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Eridan and Equius decide to have cybersex, with video enabled.
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Eridan finds out that just because you can get someone doesn't mean you should.
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"I don't know-w, w-why don't you go fill a fuckin' bucket, just don't sit on the ground an' dick around with your toys."