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    Plagued by insomnia, Kyle Broflovski is desperate for release. As usual, his medication comes in the form of Eric Cartman.
    It's not typical, It's not rational - but then again, when it comes to these boys, nothing ever is.

    Hard smut with S/M. Kyman goodness, naturally. One-shot. Explicit M/M

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    Kyle has been living semi happily in his ruined old apartment with Stan in south park for the last couple of years but an invitation changes everything for him when it announces the return of Eric Cartman to their lives.
    Kyman and some hints of Style.

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    For the sake of a school project, Kyle hypnotizes Stan to make him think they're a couple...
    Not one of Kyle's best ideas.

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    Kyle has the worst luck in the world, and then this asshole won't stop antagonizing him.

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    Scott looks half-dead already, sitting under the pale wash of the emergency room halogen lights. He’s so pale and sickly—an agoraphobic condition, probably, based on his current levels of anxiety. It further begs the question as to why Eric’s peril is so compelling as to inspire Scott’s presence here despite a clear dislike of being outside of his own home.

    Your undeniable fascination is probably the last thing he wants to deal with, but for the first time in months, you feel yourself genuinely curious.

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    Cartman is plagued with the same recurring nightmare all his life.

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    You can take the kid out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of the kid. Even if they're a wizard.

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    Their relationship was still strong after sixteen years. So Stan and Kyle liked to have a fling with a third guy now and then. But Clydeslist probably wasn't the best place to find a casual fling. Now a pervy blonde boy won't leave them alone. (AU!LittleKenny and 30something Stan/Kyle) [A/N at the beginning of C1] Please R&R :)

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    A new breed of animated wrestling enters the competition. Featuring characters from both cartoons and video games, as well as a variety of fight styles from mat-based to hardcore, there's no doubt that animated wrestling just got taken to the extreme!

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    Seguramente había cosas peores a enterarse que su ex novia gusta de su ex súper mejor amigo, y viceversa, y que además, por un accidente absurdo, todo el mundo piense que él es gay, aunque a Stan no se le ocurría ninguna.

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  11. The Bet by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    22 Jan 2015

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    Stan and Cartman might never make a bet again

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    Rookie Detective Gary Harrison thought his biggest problems after joining the force would be keeping up with his partner, the coolly competent Detective Wendy Testaburger. Boy, was he wrong.

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    Gary Harrison: reasonable, straightforward, God-loving Mormon extraordinaire. Eric Cartman is no match for South Park's most reasonable citizen. Right?

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    3/?
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    Cartman didn't ask Butters to be his boyfriend, he told him.

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    Tweek isn't ready to be a wizard--it's too much pressure. Kenny is scared of dying in England with no way to return to school and Cartman is sure he's a pureblooded Slytherin.

    But Craig couldn't care less and Clyde really could. Kyle is set on making Prefect and Stan just wants to play Quidditch.

    And as always, the Headmaster knows everything.

    Even that which can't be remembered. Even that which should not happen.

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    I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.

     

    Stan and Kyle live together on the East Coast. Cartman lives on the West Coast, he moved years ago — back when they were kids.

    Now Kyle and Cartman are talking again. Neither of them are prepared for the intense relationship they spiral into.

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    Cartman is gay and Kenny is Kenny.

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    Given up by their mother, the McCormick siblings find themselves in a quiet mountain town called South Park, in the care of the Testaburgers.

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    'La plática'. El tema más incómodo de conversación de los padres a los hijos. Los chicos sabían que llegaría, sin embargo, no esperaron que sería acompañado de una revelación de un secreto a nivel global que cambiaría el resto de sus vidas. En retrospectiva, debieron sospechar que South Park hallaría la manera de joderlos por el culo de por vida, literalmente.

    Universo Omega. Eventual Kyman.

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    Reader x Cartman (in a maid costume). What more could you possibly ask for?

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