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    It was three weeks before the end of Stan Marsh's junior year of high school when his entire life changed. He just didn't know it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    8
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    10
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    1
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    264
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    It's hard to keep it together when you're the only one left. [Apocalypse AU. In progress. Short but somewhat frequent updates.]

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    3,501
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    1
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    Cartman finds something that he never expected Kyle to have. Story gets fairly dirty as the chapters go on. Smut, Complete

    Language:
    English
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    79,116
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    652
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    I haven't been this scared in a long time
    And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
    Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody

     

    Or, in which Kyle is maybe Kelly Taylor and has a choice to make.

    Chapter one originally written January 2012.

    Language:
    English
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    10,298
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    101
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    В каждой стране есть драконы, похищающие девственниц, и рыцари, которые этих девственниц должны спасать.

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    Русский
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    15,073
    Chapters:
    11/11
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    7
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    Однажды Картман окончательно сходит с ума. Плохо будет не только ему - плохо будет всем, кого он сможет обвинить.

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    Русский
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    4,419
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    Картман никому не позволяет до себя дотрагиваться - он ведь Король. Есть только одно исключение, и ради него Картман готов на все, что угодно.

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    Русский
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    1,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    She figures that Wendy might actually enjoy the challenge that Cartman provides her and since she has nothing to worry about, considering that Wendy had yet to ever lose to him, Bebe decides to let this play out.

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    1,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    25
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    I know there are a lot of these, but i wanted to make some too!
    I DON'T own South Park and everything goes to the creators

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    English
    Words:
    5,751
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250
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    Life with the person you love is made up of the little moments that eventually come together to make up a story. A series of Kenny/Butters oneshots that may or may not be connected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,550
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    689
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    Рассказ о сложном характере Кайла и легком характере Стэна.

    Language:
    Русский
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    27,914
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    21
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    Kenny has died and visited the afterlife hundreds of times. This time, when Ms. Crabtree wrecks the school bus, he doesn't die alone. Rated for graphic violence, angst, and major character deaths (lots of them).

    Language:
    English
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    12,891
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    192
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    The odds were never in their favour. It was anyone's game really.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    84
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    Ok, this is gonna be full on bizarre bullshit, with every shipping I can bloody muster up. That's yaoi, of course. If you don't like it, do you really think I give a flying fuck? Ahahahahahaha GET READY FOR CHAOS!

    Nah I'm just kidding, I'll give an actual description: Professor Chaos has serious family issues, and his cousin is attempting to boost the villain's career so he may, in return, test out his experiments on the South Park teens. However as sexual tension flies high and boys disappear, even Professor Chaos finds things are getting too chaotic...

    Also, this is not a complete work, I just have no idea how to tell it that it's not a complete work. Noobs for da win guys.

    Language:
    English
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    30,048
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    219
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    После окончания школы Стэн, Кайл, Кенни и Картман отправляются в недельное путешествие из Колорадо в Калифорнию.

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    Русский
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    13,226
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
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    20
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    Leopold Stotch has worked hard to be where he is now, a secretary and right hand man of one of the worlds greatest businessmen; Eric Cartman. However his job is suddenly put on the line when he's found doing unsightly things in his office...

    Language:
    English
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    16,429
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    130
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    Reader x Cartman. Yes, you read that right. Reader. X. Eric Theodore Cartman.
    Love is just like diarrhea: you can't hold it in for too long.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
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    297
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    One week after high school graduation, Butters Stotch was kicked out of his house by his parents for his inability to find a job an his decision to "take a year off" before college. Two minutes after getting kicked out, he showed up in front of his boyfriend's house, needing a place to crash. Three weeks after moving in with the Cartmans, something embarrassing makes Eric and Butters realize that they need their own pad. It's gonna take them a long time for them to actually act on it, though.

    Language:
    English
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    1,924
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    28
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    Dizia a lenda: aquele que conseguisse se declarar ao seu par no baile de formatura teria mais sorte no relacionamento amoroso.
    Durante muito tempo Kenny esperou por essa oportunidade; confessar seu amor ao seu amigo de infância. Contudo, apenas acreditar em superstições não seria o suficiente.

    Language:
    Português
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    2,657
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    12
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    What was so important that they had to send Kyle and his friends off without goodbyes from their parents? What could that mean? Did Kyle's parents not love him anymore? Kyle had Stan and his friends, so he might just make it through this if they stuck together. They are heading towards a place called Camp Half-Blood, it was mortally chilling to hear that they were going to a place outside of South Park with the word 'blood' in its name. But that leaves Kyle with lots of questions. Half-Blood, meaning half what and what? Where is this Camp Half-Blood exactly? Who would be meeting them there? And most importantly why are they being shipped off with out any knowledge of consenting to being sent off to camp?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,419
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    162

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