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    2143, after "The Change". One leader and one builder start a village to save those who flee from disease, attackers, and those who seek shelter and sanctuary. They're adults scraping by, who started from literally nothing but pine needles as a death bed, constantly wondering if this is the right thing. Time will tell... at least if time is on their side.

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    He understood that getting into a relationship with Cartman wouldn't be easy, but he liked the guy so what was he to do?

    -Song Fic: All About Us-

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    If a heart wants, the heart shall get. Stan wants Craig and he shall have him, but Craig is playing hard to get so Stan will have to change Craig's mind about him. How? He doesn’t know but he will still try and hopefully secede.

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    Craig has never paid much attention to Kenny McCormick. For him he is just one of the four boys that are always asking for trouble and he could not care less. But when he did finally notice Kenny, it is on the poor kid's funeral. Craig noticed Kenny's death. He cried. And he was surprised that the next day Kenny is alive, and everybody acts as if they didn't know that Kenny should be dead.
    Oh, and there is Cartman getting jealous of Butter's certain accountabilibuddy and there's Wendy Testaburger about to wed Stan and Kyle just so the sexual tension won't bother her anymore.

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    When Kenny flunks out of Home Ec, his female classmates tease him about not having what it takes to "find a nice, rich man to marry." Well, he's going to show them. Everybody knows their future valedictorian comes from one of South Park's wealthiest families and will make his own fortune as a successful lawyer one day. Seducing him will prove that Kenny isn't a Home Ec failure. He'll be a trophy husband if it kills him (and it probably will, at least once).

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    Well, Kyle doesn't necessarily like being caught in the rain, but he does like Stan Marsh, at least enough for them to be engaged. The problem is is that things haven't been overly great between them, in fact, they could say that they're caught in a rut. Maybe they both just need a new perspective, or perhaps, a new dating ap...

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    Did you ever wonder what would happen if Tweek drank Death Wish Coffee?

    Well Stan's Gang did, so they found out for themselves.

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    Kyle was used to Kenny groping his ass. Hell is happened almost every single day as they were in a relationship and lived in the same house (Kenny especially liked to pinch his ass while he was cooking in the kitchen). The only difference is that Kenny would never do something like that in a public place, but here they were. In a public place, getting a bit too handsy in Kyle's personal opinion.

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    Hey Eric, ha…. I know it's 3am and you're probably sleeping…… I just.. I have a bad feeling and….. I know it's probably nothing…. I'm just being stupid…. but I just wanted to say that I…. I love you...so much…...okay I'm gonna try and sleep. Goodnight Eric.” The last message he had gotten from Kyle. The one he left the morning he died.

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    That's the thing about being the Chosen One—"one" is right in the description. You only have to be the Chosen One until a new One comes along. Then you can retire, having earned your happy ending. Unless, of course, you die.

    Craig did his time. He was the hero of another story, and now it's someone else's turn. No matter how much he can feel his tattoos burning. No matter how badly his eyes ache. No matter how every Peruvian flute band member makes direct eye contact with him when he passes them on the street or in the mall. Like they know what he is. Like they know what's coming.

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    Freshman year of college isn't easy for Kyle and that's not considering that he has to deal with an insensitive roommate, a big crush on his hallmate, and a homeless student who might or might not be a superhero.

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    It started in middle school when Butters threw away his drawings. Kenny wanted to know why, but never asked. Flash forward to high school and now Kenny is crushing on sweet Butters. Everything falls apart when Kenny dies.

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    Despite coming from a long line of Gryffindors, Stan has been sorted into Hufflepuff. Being a friendly badger sucks when your whole family tree is made up of courageous lions. Butters is happier about his sorting and takes it upon himself to prove to Stan what makes Hufflepuffs good company to keep—and why Stan does, in fact, belong.

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    High school dropout Craig is admitted to Denver's Psychiatric Hospital after he survives an 'accidental' suicide attempt due to the emotional scars South Park has left him. Once he's there, he meets an array of different characters. He makes friends and foes, though one boy in particular manages to capture his heart. His roommate, Tweek.

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    8/?
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    Kyle Broflovski is convinced this is going to be the worst summer ever. It's his last summer in South Park before he goes off to college and none of his friends are going to be around to share it with him. Except one. And it doesn't really go as planned.

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    Even Eric himself can't help it!

     

    Welcome reader it's Abigail! And im here to bring you crack! Shippings are!

    Bunny

    Style

    Creek

    Dip

    And more to come!

     

    And theres bashing (No not Wendy nor Bebe)

    Have fun!

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    Cartman skips his medicine.

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    Stan has hit rock bottom; he's in a place so low, he's not sure that he'll ever be able to get back up. Things get even worse when he's thrown into a complicated relationship with local troublemaker, Craig Tucker. Thrust into a world of violence, gratuitous sex, and drug abuse, it seems that South Park's golden boy is determined to destroy himself. One way, or another.

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    4/?
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    7
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    20
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    Hoping to relieve the stress of college, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Tweek and Craig decide to spend their winter break in the Rockies, Colorado.

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    What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M for later on. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!

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    30/?
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