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    There's a lot of things that can happen in one month. There's a lot of things to learn, but also a lot of things you could miss. Someone who learned just needs to teach you those things. Forgive me for I suck at summaries. Rated T for swearing and someone beating someone up. Rating may change later ;)

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    Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Crossposting from my (very very) old fanfiction.net account.

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    Eric and Clyde share a tender moment together after returning from a camping trip. (Clydeman)

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    The year is 1949 and a young man by the name of Kyle Broflovski is currently living in the great city of Chicago, there he struggles to keep himself afloat from crippling debt. To do this he has found himself working at the infamous night club, the Garden of Eden, where he tries not to sink into sinful pleasure that would be sure to damn anyone.

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    After a dramatic increase in Tweek's anxiety, his friends finally take the plunge and bring him to a psychiatric hospital.

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    So, you too are snooping through diaries huh? Well, I won't blame you but be careful, don't let anyone caught you snooping~

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    Craig and Kenny had been in this same routine for at least a year now. To them it was only about sex. It was the only thing that mattered. They lived and breathed the touch of someone else's hand and the high of an orgasm. The eight year age gap didn't matter to them. (Crenny - Catamite/Daddy Kink/Ephebophilia)

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    Kyle, Butters, Tweek and Pip decided to put all their secrets and problems in one Notebook. Code Names shall be revealed and the fight to make sure no one finds out about it is on, being juniors in highschool is not all that bad. But hey! We gotta let out our feeling once in a while.

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    Stan never once doubted the vow he made to serve the Stag Crown, that is until the head that it belonged on started making absurd requests. Chasing after a fairytale may be a task fit only for the most stalwart Champion, but fighting off the advances of the prince was simply unreasonable.

    A Tale of War and Love and an Alpha Champion and his Omega Prince.

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    Breaking through the lines of underground crime rings is nothing new for Mysterion. But when money begins disappearing and a company's 'goodhearted' intentions seem to be nothing more than a front, he and an insider will have to work with one another to put the pieces together and to keep themselves out of the line of fire.

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    33/?
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    Kyle loves Eric, even though he thinks pissing him off is cute when he's trying to help him study. They're both pretty gay.

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    The kingdom of Zaron has crumbled after the Stick of Truth was stolen by the kings' successor. Under the rule of The Dark Lord, a young thief named Feldspar must help him retrieve a lost artifact that is being hidden in the village of vicious barbarians. Thieves are supposed to work alone, but someone he meets there may show him that rules are made to be broken.

    [[Creek Stick of Truth AU, originally published to FF.NET.]]

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    A young archaeologist, Kyle thinks uncovering a perfectly preserved Egyptian prince will launch his career. But one night in the lab changes everything forever. A fluffy three-parter.

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    Stan wanted to be an alpha but he was a beta, well was because now he isn't.
    (I'm terrible at summaries)

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    Stan and Kyle thought a drunken mistake could easily be put behind them, but when ignoring what happened turns them miserable, things build up into an explosion-an explosion that could hurt everyone if they weren't careful.

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    Craig's got something great this week for show and tell, but with a slight mishap during his turn, a bit of a problem occurs.

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    AU Kenny is pretty disgusting, Stan's a perfect guy, people think Kyle is going crazy, and Cartman is a possessed doll.

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    Eric Cartman has come a long way since childhood and years of therapy appointments have done him well, but, with puberty comes self-loathing and, if he's determined to die young, then, goddamn, no one can stop him. But, it seems he's got a guardian angel and, biblical references aside, he's found a messiah in Kyle Broflovski who only hopes he can be the savior Eric needs so desperately. But will it be enough?

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    Immortality is a curse, an infinite cycle of dying and wondering if this time it will be permanent. An infinite cycle of burdening loved ones. But to be immortal must mean that one's life has a greater purpose, some universe-altering destiny. There must be a reason for this curse. For months, Kenny took up the mantle of Mysterion, desperately seeking his purpose while using his power to help others. He hung up his cloak after the attention Mysterion received put the love of his life at risk, but came out of retirement to help save the world from monsters of ancient prophecy. Now he is finished with vigilantism for good. That is, until an even greater evil rises from the depths of the earth. A dark lord of legend. An immortal that can only be destroyed by another immortal.

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