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    "Is there someone out there?? Please!"
    "Don't." Kenny stops Butters from moving in on the door.
    "Why not? It could be-"
    "We don't know what it could be."

    A series of short happenings during a South Park-styled zombie apocalypse. Plot is up to interpretation.

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    Kyle has been living semi happily in his ruined old apartment with Stan in south park for the last couple of years but an invitation changes everything for him when it announces the return of Eric Cartman to their lives.
    Kyman and some hints of Style.

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    When South Park is thrown into turmoil 'Children of the Corn' style, it's up to our boys and girls to either get themselves out of dodge, or lose their freedom.

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    A couple of months had passed since the war with Canada had ended, and life has gone on as normal for the residents of South Park. However, not everything is peaceful. Kenny is beginning to find that he is losing his precious memories. Why is he forgetting so much lately?

    "What's happening to me...?"

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    Regardless of who it is and how much you love them, not every relationship is going to be your fairytale.

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    Craig meets a new guy from his chemistry class. The two hook up after months of talking. Kenny, Craig's best friend, is happy for him, but becomes suspicious of the new boyfriend when he is forced out of the picture. Kenny is then forced to watch his friend slowly and silently fall apart from a distance. Craig waited too long and is now powerless to end the toxic relationship, and is now desperate for his best friend's help.

    //I'm awful at summaries tbh sorry but you dont have to read part one to know what's going on here. unless you want to. then be my guest.

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    The boys from South Park have gone trough a lot together, but now, as they start their teen years, a lot of things change. Multi volume, multi chaptered novel focused on the lives of the four main boys from South Park as they discover new things about themselves. Mostly focused on Kyman. Angst, comfort, hard themes and lots, lots of fluff.
    Rated Mature but with some Explicit content later, rating and warning is a little weird here, this is a really long story with so much on it that is's hard to tag all... The warnings are there because some of those things are hinted or showed, not because this is a story "about" those themes...
    This is a slice of life story, mostly romantical, but with other big things too, things that could happen to four boys while growing up.

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    "Who's that?" I asked, my sky blue eyes glued to the red head with the greenish-lime ushanka, standing next to Cartman.

    Butters rotated his head to the direction where the teen sat, brows furrowing together as his eyes squinted. "Oh, that's Kyle Broflovski, one of Cartman's companions." He stopped squinting his eyes and turned his head back to me, his brows no longer stitched together. "Also known as Cartman's boyfriend. Speaking to or being near him is a big no-no in this school. So don't plan on doing anything like that with Kyle, that is, if you don't want your funeral to be taken place sooner then it should be."

    ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

    Stan Marsh moves into a town he's been to before in his childhood, with his guardian and older sister, Shelly for family and business reasons. At his new school, he meets his cousin, Cartman who seems to rule the entire school and all who work there.

    After learning more about the school, Cartman, and his companions, he finds out about Kyle. The boy who he somehow befriended and fell for.

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    Tweek let out a horrified scream and Token kicked the zombie away from him. He looked at Tweek who was looking at his hand. Token grabbed it and then looked at Tweek with wide eyes.

    “You were...We need to tell Craig” Token went to pull Tweek with him and he stood his ground.

    “N-no...please we-we can’t” He cried and yanked his hand back and Token looked at him with a stern expression.

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    A series of drabbles depicting the theoretical lives and romantic entanglements of our favorite Coloradans.

    (Ratings and tags will change as drabbles are posted. Chapters are not connected to one another unless otherwise specified. Warnings listed at beginning of individual chapters.)

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    Stan Marsh lives a surprisingly okay life in his space junker. A bit mundane, sure, but Stan didn't really expect much. At least Kyle the half-goat cyborg is there with him, and Kenny sometimes does work. Time passes pretty slowly, with only a few incidents here and there. And when a space angel crashes into his ship, Stan is sure it's just going to be "another one of those things." Until the space angel says that he wants to stay on the ship with them for a while, in hiding, which causes a lot of issues for the Bronco and its crew.
    [damn thats one bad summary. this is a fic based off the Twines AU by tumblr user jackinforthelord. the whole story idea belongs to them, not me.]

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    AU: In 1980s London, Stanley uses men like Kleenex, drinks, gossips, and pines for Kyle. Nominally a writer, Stanley's aimlessness is disrupted when he meets a new acquaintance, a young prostitute with a murky background.

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    9/10
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    Traduction. Les garçons se lancent dans un road trip de six jours vers la Californie avant de devoir se séparer pour leurs études. Cartman est un boulet, Kenny un sans-avenir, Butters traverse une crise et Kyle ne sait pas comment dire au revoir à Stan.

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    The human Kingdom of Telos, last remains of a once splendid empire, is now no more than a client kingdom of the stronger Elven Dominion. But within the realm, the balance of powers is about to shift, thanks to countless schemes, intestine wars and treacheries. Will finally a leader rise and rule?

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    After a sudden outbreak of the walking dead. Ike Broflovski seeks help from Firkle in his journey to California to find his brother.

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    Cartman's dead, Pip is buff, Stan's nervous about talking about Wendy, what else could happen? Hopefully nothing related to interdimensional wormholes opening up under-Oh, yep. There they are.

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    Oneshots centered around two random characters and a noun. Featuring four romantic and six non-romantic chapters.

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    It's 9/11, Butters Stotch's birthday, and his best friend, Eric Cartman, seemed to forget. Again.

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    Everyone has graduated, and Eric Cartman is putting on his last party before everyone leaves for college. Well, everyone except for Kenny and Craig.

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    A junior in high school, Cartman is more of a loser than he expected. Then he takes on a job that forces him to spend more time with Kyle, who he hasn't talked to in years. Not that Cartman gets any cooler because of that, but it is kind of a major event.

    Title taken from the song "Five Seconds" by Twin Shadow.

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    5/?
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    12
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    2
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