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    The one in which Kyle Broflovski ruins his perfect life by sleeping with Eric Cartman. Repeatedly. Kyle Broflovski quickly becomes everyone's favorite liar.

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    13/?
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    4
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    The Middle Ages were a turbulent time, filled with many obstacles and restrictions, for some classes more than others. Kyle, a merchant, and Stan, a knight, both come from starkly different worlds, worlds where interactions between their classes were limited to one quarter, or at least, that was how the society was set up. But of course, all political systems always look better on paper than in practice, because on paper, no one could've predicted the draw they would feel towards each other, a draw that surpassed the boundaries they so frequently crossed over...

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    14/?
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    6
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    Kyle hasn't seen Cartman for years, not since the day he confessed something ludicrous. But he's back with a child in tow and something in their dynamic has suddenly shifted.

    AKA how Kyle got his gay back

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    13/?
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    22
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    972
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    Kenny learns the consequences of playing with other people's feelings, Tweek struggles to keep himself together and Craig steps up to know the truth.

     
    *Obviously, my summary sucks, but please give it a chance*
    *adding warnings just to be safe but there isn't anything too graphic going on, guys.*

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    13,175
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    244
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    Tiny drabble whilst I work on my main fic. I feel bad that I chopped off Kyle's perfect hair for the sake of character development in my other fic so here is some hair fun.

    Plot (kind of): Cartman loves Kyle's hair but Kyle refuses to take off his hat. Showers are the answer.

    Only slightly beta'd so probably lots of mistakes. I apologise.

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    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    3
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    Something happened in another dimension and now there are small versions of themselves with cat ears and soulmates living with them. What happened to scare Little Clyde, Token, and Butters so bad they won't leave their other half's side? Can they get back to their dimension? And will these people from another dimension help the South Park boys with their emotions?

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    3/?
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    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    74
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    In great appreciation to my favourite album, Fleetwood Mac's Tusk, I'm writing a fic based on the album, in which I attempt to capture the emotion of each song, bringing them forth through the various relationships of each charcter with one another.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    483
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    Mom's on crack, Dad's abusive as hell, and no one's seen Kevin in three years. The only thing keeping Kenny from getting on the next bus out of South Park is his little sister Karen, and he would do anything to keep her safe.

    Absolutely anything.

    Eventual Kenny/Craig

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    38
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    Immortality is a curse, an infinite cycle of dying and wondering if this time it will be permanent. An infinite cycle of burdening loved ones. But to be immortal must mean that one's life has a greater purpose, some universe-altering destiny. There must be a reason for this curse.

    For months, Kenny took up the mantle of Mysterion, desperately seeking his purpose while using his power to help others. He hung up his cloak after the attention Mysterion received put his loved ones at risk, but came out of retirement to help save the world from monsters of ancient prophecy. Now he is finished with vigilantism for good. That is, until an even greater evil rises from the depths of the earth. A dark lord of legend. An immortal that can only be destroyed by another immortal.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1777
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    The war that has divided Zaron is finally over. The kings are reunited; the humans and elves are free to travel as they please; and Douchebag, the catalyst for the disaster, is dead. After ten long years of being broken, the kingdom is not the only thing struggling to heal as a new threat looms overhead.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1213
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    Ten years after graduation, Stan returns to South Park to find that some things have changed and some things never will.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    1
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    97
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    It's senior year and it's a year full of drama!

    Haven't really got a summary yet -__-

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
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    1
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    103
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    (Note: Takes place after the TweekxCraig episode, so being gay in South Park isn't the hugest thing ever.)
    The Stick of Truth has risen from Stark's Pond, which can mean only one thing: they all have to fight over the damn stick again. This time, the new kid can't help them, so the Elves and Humans have only themselves to fight against. Fast-forward to the first human raid of the Elven Kingdom. Kyle notices Stan about to lose, so he jumps in and saves him. Stan can't help but notice how cool (and hot ;D) Kyle looks while fighting. Stan soon realizes he has feelings for Kyle. How's he gonna get himself out of this mess?!

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    17/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    576
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    Craig Tucker left South Park to go take care of his grandparents. He came back for college, only to find his best friend and kind of ex-boyfriend dating someone else. He would be happy for Tweek, if this someone else wasn't a major dickwad. Really, he hated him with a passion but he had no idea what to do about it.

    Stan Marsh loved his life. He had an apartment with his two best friends, an amazing girlfriend, and he was captain of the football team. But, then he realized that he had more than friendly feelings for his super best friend, Kyle. It doesn't help that he was beginning to get jealous of blind dates Kyle went on due to his mother's requests.

    Kenny McCormick was scared of commitment, which is why he could easily be seen as a whore. But, he wanted to seriously date Butters. He just didn't want to be a shitty boyfriend, and he wasn't sure if he could be a good one so he didn't try to increase them to the next level. He was 99.99% sure that he loved Butters, but the thought of being involved for more than just a fling scared him.

    Romance is weird and hard, which is why this ragtag group of asshole friends have to work out their problems together. Suck on that, Friends (1994).

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    354
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    Watch as Kenny grows up around his dysfunctional friends, family, and lover.
    A new girl arrives at South Park Elementary School, and Kenny McCormick falls inlove with her, on first sight.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    Coming face-to-face with himself was a classic trope that Kyle found unfortunately predictable in true South Park fashion, and his classmates were inclined to agree. What they hadn’t expected was a flood of countless copies of themselves in all-different iterations, dubbed ‘immigrants’ per Cartman’s request, that all wanted them dead. With no other option but to kill or be killed, the gang is transported through a whirlwind of worlds and movie tropes the likes of which they’d never seen— and many that they wished they’d never seen.

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    English
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    17,428
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    3
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    There are fires in Nichole’s eyes that Token wishes he could take away, if only to bring her the peace of mind she deserved but could never have.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    Tweek is a jittery kid that hates pressure. It builds up over time and Tweek later develops an unhealthy habit that leaves scars across his arms and legs. Although he learns to find an interesting way to cover them up his secret is found by an uncaring kid by the name of Craig Tucker.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    3
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    164
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    A late night incident, causes two unlikely individuals paths to cross one another.

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    English
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    3,140
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    20
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    Kyle and Cartman have grown closer ever since Stan moved away to a rehab facility for his alcoholism. But, since they have grown closer, Cartman’s had trouble hiding his feelings for Kyle and a slip up could change the course of their friendship forever.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    148

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