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    Innocent until proven guilty is how the law was supposed to save Phillip "Pip" Pirrup, but the law failed him. Now Pip is locked behind bars for alleged crimes, and he is slowly being stripped of the innocence he had hoped would save him in this new level of hell. Why does everything bad happen to Pip Pirrup? And why is he beginning to like it?

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    He always got in Cartman's way-- fought him every step, sabatoged every evil scheme, kept him from reaching his twisted goals. He was a quiet hero, a defender of good, a bringer of karmatic justice. Even if only he thought so. Now, he was reaping what he sowed.

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    Kyle and Cartman are together and still going strong; Stan has feelings for Cartman after a drunk kiss and David, well, David wants Kyle and to get Eric Cartman out of the picture.

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    When Kenny flunks out of Home Ec, his female classmates tease him about not having what it takes to "find a nice, rich man to marry." Well, he's going to show them. Everybody knows their future valedictorian comes from one of South Park's wealthiest families and will make his own fortune as a successful lawyer one day. Seducing him will prove that Kenny isn't a Home Ec failure. He'll be a trophy husband if it kills him (and it probably will, at least once).

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    Kyle Broflovski is convinced this is going to be the worst summer ever. It's his last summer in South Park before he goes off to college and none of his friends are going to be around to share it with him. Except one. And it doesn't really go as planned.

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    What happens when Eric, Kyle, and Stan watch gay porn? A lot of stuff happens.

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    4/12
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    9th Grade: Cartman and Wendy make a bet. Butters has an identity crisis. Stan refuses to believe he's having an identity crisis. Kenny decides having a future might be worth it. Kyle just wants to get out of this mountain town for good... And someone wants revenge.
    First installment of the "Stages of Learning" series.

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    24/24
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    Craig liked a boring normal life, and Tweek was anything but normal. He never excepted to find himself slowly falling in love. Would this interruption to Craig's normal boring life be to much for him to deal with, or will having Tweek around just make everything better?

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    4/?
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    4
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    After blowing multiple scholarships, Kyle is forced to attend the Community College of Denver—where he meets some ridiculous people from a little mountain town called South Park and gets hurled into a soap-opera drama circle. Will he make it through the year with his sanity intact?

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    21/25
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    "If you can't wake up from the nightmare, maybe you're not asleep."

    Bright green and blue eyes meet as a wicked smile spreads across his lips.

    "Yeah, maybe you're right."

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    I've sinned.
    Kyle wishes over and over he hadn't fallen for Stan, especially since Stan had just recently gotten back together with Wendy. So Kyle finally calls on his friend David.

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    Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman are just four of the many other young witches and wizards attending Hogwarts. It's been years since the war and the fall of Voldemort. The school has lived without any fear of Dark Magic since then, but during their sixth year some creature seems to be lurking the school grounds and attacking other magical creatures. Faculty are concerned that it's only a matter of time before it strikes a student. Meanwhile; Stan seems to be too busy with Quidditch and girls, Kyle's head is constantly feuding with itself over his crush and his studies, Cartman is as feeble and arrogant as always, and most of the time Kenny is walking around the school like a ghost whenever he's not breaking someones nose. The boys' life is too much of a whirlwind for them to even think about the possibility of a creature breaking into one of the safest places in the Wizarding World. However, heads begin turning when it looks like the creature is targeting one of them. Or all of them.

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    Allergies keep Christophe awake so he goes to see if Gregory is awake as well.

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    Years ago, a lethal virus spreads across the world, wiping out most of humanity and allowing vampires to enslave the human race. For the next four years, Stan and his fellow orphans at the Thousand Nights orphanage are treated as livestock, only being allowed to live for their blood. Stan and Kenny vow to get their family out of there..but things don't go according to plan.

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    Stuck in a rut as a humdrum tailor, Kenny always wanted to believe that there was more to life outside of his small village. When he stumbles across a rebellious, redheaded fairy and gets wound up in the dangers of the supernatural realm, he gets more of a change than he ever bargained for.

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    9/?
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    When Stan attempts to wrap his arms around his best friend's back, to his shock and dismay, they go right through him.

    He pulls away slowly as he sees Kyle's ghostly form flicker slightly in front of him.

    The red-headed boy scratches his neck nervously, "surprise."

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    1/?
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    Freshman year of college isn't easy for Kyle and that's not considering that he has to deal with an insensitive roommate, a big crush on his hallmate, and a homeless student who might or might not be a superhero.

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    8/?
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    Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Crossposting from my (very very) old fanfiction.net account.

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    5/8
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    4
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    42
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    Ike and Kyle. Growing up and apart but unable to disentangle. Ike all the while unable to resist wondering, no matter how painfully: why? [Updates every Sunday night unless otherwise specified. Rated for language/sexual content/themes. Appreciate and will consider all reviews/critique.]

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    Stan wanted to be an alpha but he was a beta, well was because now he isn't.
    (I'm terrible at summaries)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    12
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    1
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