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    When a certain group of teens transfer into South Park's local high school, you can expect a lot of things to happen; perhaps even unexpected intimacy between two unexpected people? How this will ultimately turn out in the end is something that can only be witnessed in due time.

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    In his prime, the devil was tested by one of God's creations and it struck him down. Now, his son has taken the reins on his original mission, and that old enemy has been reborn into new blood. This time, God's will may not be enough to save he who stands eye level with the devil.

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    Four years of college didn't get Kyle any closer to figuring out what he wants to do with his life, but his friend Jimmy pulls through for him with an opening in the newspaper office where he works. Newbies have never been known to get glamorous work, of course, and Kyle's first assignment proves it: a filler piece on a costumed vigilante calling himself "Mysterion." Kyle is all ready to blow off Mysterion as some local nut until a dangerous situation brings him face-to-face with the hero himself. After his rescue, Kyle—and the growing number of readers his articles on the friendly neighborhood superhero bring in—seeks the answer to a question that burns within him: Who is Mysterion?

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    Craig liked a boring normal life, and Tweek was anything but normal. He never excepted to find himself slowly falling in love. Would this interruption to Craig's normal boring life be to much for him to deal with, or will having Tweek around just make everything better?

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    SUMMARY: After years of peace between the Southern and Northern Kingdoms, a threat is imposed when their two relics, the Golden Shield of Honour and the Golden Sword of Justice are stolen out of their respective Kingdoms. Not only that, but the disappearance of Princess Kenny is still lingering throughout both Kingdoms. The only reason I’m involved is because of a Bandit who keeps stealing my apples.

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    Ms. Cartman has some important business in Highland, Texas, and leaves her son with two capable babysitters. Written by me and a friend without an account. Should be updated soon.

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    This is a collection of requested South Park oneshots from tumblr. Requests are closed. Daily updates until all requests are written (there's about fifty total).

    Mostly contains Creek with some Craig, Cyde, Token and Tweek mischief. Now with some Cartters and Kyman!

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    Breaking through the lines of underground crime rings is nothing new for Mysterion. But when money begins disappearing and a company's 'goodhearted' intentions seem to be nothing more than a front, he and an insider will have to work with one another to put the pieces together and to keep themselves out of the line of fire.

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    What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M for later on. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!

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    Tweek and Craig have been a 'pretend' couple since childhood, but ongoing confusion about their 'true' sexuality has kept their relationship from moving past the best friend stage. Both boys have hit a point where they have started needing more from a relationship. What happens when Craig's hormones, Tweek's emotions, and Eric Cartman's interference start forcing the issue?

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    When Kyle decides to get the seniors together and put on a student-made talent show, Tweek has a surprise for Craig.

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    The one who possesses the Stick wields control over the Universe. One relic has the power to rewrite and undo the fabric of these worlds, of these lands. One relic lies at the centre of war, between human and elf, passing back and forth. But this is how the relic became no more, how the great kingdoms of Zaron and of Larnion toppled to ruin, how the game became more real than anything else. Four souls intertwined, and one Stick to rule them all.

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    The South Park Gang reacts to Pop Culture. Takes Inspiration from The Fine Bros. Updated every Saturday and/or Sunday. Leave suggestions either on the review box or on my Tumblr @KrisSimsters.

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    Tweek's back in South Park after around four years away, and is about to join all of his childhood friends for their last year together at Park County High. The only difference is that Tweek's become a new man. Or at least he likes to think he has.

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    It’s been three month since giant guinea pigs attacked his hometown and Craig Tucker thought he could get back to live his life as normal as possible. Of course Fortuna had other plans and he had not only to deal with puberty but to learn how to control his new powers that were going crazy. Living in a madhouse called South Park obviously made all of this even worse. And then there was but another thing, that little blonde boy Craig had been friends since 3rd grade was becoming cuter with every day.

    I aged him up to 15, despite that I try to corporate some of the events from the show starting from episode 12-10. Coming of age Craig :)

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    In the town of South Park, things only changed slowly, little by little. Never anything drastic. Of course when Kyle was caught off guard by a drastic change, it had to be because of Eric Cartman. Kyle POV. Heavy swearing and smut later on.

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    Fluffy oneshots of Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh as a couple.

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    Craig has never paid much attention to Kenny McCormick. For him he is just one of the four boys that are always asking for trouble and he could not care less. But when he did finally notice Kenny, it is on the poor kid's funeral. Craig noticed Kenny's death. He cried. And he was surprised that the next day Kenny is alive, and everybody acts as if they didn't know that Kenny should be dead.
    Oh, and there is Cartman getting jealous of Butter's certain accountabilibuddy and there's Wendy Testaburger about to wed Stan and Kyle just so the sexual tension won't bother her anymore.

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    Based on the 'Craig x Tweek' ep. Basically Lisa and her friends drew more yaoi art of various pairings, and while it won't throw the whole town into melancholy anymore it sure serves for some miscommunication und confusion for the boys depicted on them. Also happy endings for everyone, duh

    Each chapter is a pairing. Rating may change. Probably just self-indulgent fluff

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    "I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of the silence."
     
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    Craig really shouldn't get close to the patients. Especially the twitchy blonde ones.

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