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    It's been fourteen years since Jude had left South Park and never looked back, but a most peculiar pull has dragged him back to his old hometown. He'd thought he'd gotten rid of the memories of his past, and pulled away from the most physical evidence of his sins, but now, returning to the place where everything began, he finds his memories were not lies, and the evidence of his past mistakes are still as real as before. There is no telling what awaits him in the eerie, veiled and slow-aging town of South Park, and with nearly twelve months still left, it's almost a guarantee that anything could happen...

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    2/?
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    Fingerbang loses popularity when a rival boyband threatens to take over the pop music scene. Their manager thinks this is the perfect opportunity to gain publicity by forcing Kyle to become "the gay one", but when the other members of Fingerbang discover Kyle's "new" sexual orientation, things start to get a little crazy, and Kyle fears for his ass.

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    11,405
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    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    588
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    No matter what happens, Craig will see to it that Tweek is completely infallible, always found to be innocent. Even if he has to enlist Damien's help in such a venture.

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    3/?
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    1
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    41
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    Have you ever wondered what the South Park residents post on Facebook?

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    6/?
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    16
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    2
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    174
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    (but the things you do for love are gonna come back to you one by one)

    The entire concept of ‘relationship’ is something foreign to both of them. Kenny hasn’t exactly had a strong sense of what relationship--even friendship--was like since he was in fourth grade and his parents could stand to be in the same room as each other without breaking, like, everything. Even so, he knows what it means to be family, at least. That’s something he might have the greatest understanding of out of this whole damn town.

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    1/?
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    48
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    It's a sleepover at Eric's house.

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    1/1
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    1
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    52
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    Life back then was better. It was crazy and chaotic - but with how things were now, it still seemed so much simpler.

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    1/?
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    2
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    32
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    Still too poor to afford your heart.

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    1/1
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    Ok, this is gonna be full on bizarre bullshit, with every shipping I can bloody muster up. That's yaoi, of course. If you don't like it, do you really think I give a flying fuck? Ahahahahahaha GET READY FOR CHAOS!

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    2
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    49
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    As the zombie infection begins, Cartman gets eight of his classmates to side with him so they can survive. But not all things will go as planned.

    It never goes as planned.
    (Updates once a week)

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    2,416
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    The heartbreaking true story of how Eric Cartman came out to South Park. Except, it's basically all just a show, Butters is an incompetent cameraman, Kyle is both unintentionally a homophobe and an unrequited love interest, and Liane gets more pussy than a Chinese buffet. (crackfic)

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    1/?
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    1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    51
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    “La lista en su bolsillo se hacía más pesada con cada nueva cruz junto a cada nombre. Está cansado, está herido, pero no puede detenerse. Tiene una promesa que cumplir. Puede, sin embargo, desviarse de su camino para visitar a un viejo amigo”.

    O…

    Kyle despierta en una habitación oscura, con un misterioso brazalete y sin tener conocimientos de cómo llegó allí. Inesperadamente, su único aliado en un escenario desesperanzador, será la única persona que no había esperado encontrar allí y también la única en la que nunca ha podido confiar.

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    What if the "new kid" wasn't able to play with them due to being too old? Well this is what would happen. Maybe. Probably not.

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    Stan stares sadly at the television, his legs dangling over the frayed edge of his couch as he sips at a can of Budweiser. He can’t bring himself to be surprised by the fact that Kyle is talking like a hardened business man, subtly fidgeting with his black silk tie while he’s asked countless arrays of questions about how he got his start. The softness of his green eyes completely shields the memories of what he’s done from the public; if they knew, he wouldn’t be a famous CEO. He’d be a well-dressed criminal.

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    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    Just a regular kid from San Diego, right? That's exactly what he is! Boring Darcy is forced to move to a town in the middle of nowhere and in short, he's not ecstatic about it. He hates the snow, the school, the people and almost everything about it. There's nothing to do here but he has to make the best of a bad situation. OC fic.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    8
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    101
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    "You fuckers ruined my tent" and other stories of Kyle and Cartman getting off on their … authority (Stick of Truth universe). Current Update: Stan and Kyle's Big Gay Back-Story.

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    13,310
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    23
    Hits:
    358
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    In which Eric Cartman would even use Disney to try to get laid.

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    436
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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    137
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    'La plática'. El tema más incómodo de conversación de los padres a los hijos. Los chicos sabían que llegaría, sin embargo, no esperaron que sería acompañado de una revelación de un secreto a nivel global que cambiaría el resto de sus vidas. En retrospectiva, debieron sospechar que South Park hallaría la manera de joderlos por el culo de por vida, literalmente.

    Universo Omega. Eventual Kyman.

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    14,209
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    2
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    They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    203
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    Kyle is on the winding route to recovery. With three tour guides to lead him and a confirmed light at the end of the road, it should be easy, right?
    Warnings inside.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3

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