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    "My name is Clyde Donovan, and I have a gift." Clyde Donovan is a regular boy at a not so regular school, when he soon realises he has the power of Telekinesis, he has to hide it from his classmates. But hiding it is not so easy when he himself can not control it a 100% himself.

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    1/?
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    Through everything and through all, they learned what each other's bodies were for. Or, Stan and Kyle grow up and deal with all the things that come their way. Conceptual with root in Neutral Milk Hotel's In The Aeroplane Over The Sea album.

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    4/11
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    Cartman's dead, Pip is buff, Stan's nervous about talking about Wendy, what else could happen? Hopefully nothing related to interdimensional wormholes opening up under-Oh, yep. There they are.

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    34/?
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    You can take the kid out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of the kid. Even if they're a wizard.

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    3/?
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    13
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    Butters-centric high school drama in which Butters is generally clueless and struggles to be a happy camper, especially after aliens invade South Park.

    Kenny chapters by loserchic!

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    3/?
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    3
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    Super best friends are really, really, reeeally hot for each other. Sometimes its awkward.

    (Transferring this over from FF !~ there should be 6 chapters up rn)

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    6/?
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    After submitting a not-so-great paper, Eric Cartman's confidence is shaken. Enter the mysterious (and infuriating) Kyle, who may be the stress relief Eric needs. But there's just one catch... Harvard AU. Oneshot.

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    1/1
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    Traduction. Les garçons se lancent dans un road trip de six jours vers la Californie avant de devoir se séparer pour leurs études. Cartman est un boulet, Kenny un sans-avenir, Butters traverse une crise et Kyle ne sait pas comment dire au revoir à Stan.

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    Français
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    1/8
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    Because of how he was treated by his family and friends in his childhood, Butters committed suicide before the end of eighth grade. In his note he cited four people that contributed most to his suicide: Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny. The town was never the same.
    Two-and-a-half years later, Mr. Garrison’s fourth grade class is entering their Junior year of high school, and each student is fighting their own uphill battle. South Park has fallen into a quite sort of despair, riddled with hopelessness and confused apathy. It is in this state of dejection that the town begins to heal, slowly at first as the citizens learn that isolation leads to heartache and that sometimes the best remedy is a dose of brutal honestly.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    10
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    Butters dies trying to save Kenny and Cartman is pissed off.

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    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    1
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    It's nearing the end of Cartman and his group of friend's senior year, and all they want to do is graduate without being slowed down by any insane incidents South Park is prone to experience. When a viral infection begins to spread in South Park and, shortly, the world, any hope of graduating is shot down forever as society is just about destroyed.

    Anyone overtaken by the virus experiences a deterioration of the mind and body at an alarming rate. To make matters worse, it forces its host to attack, murder, and cannibalize on the living: human or animal.

    All they can do now is flee from South Park indefinitely and survive. Whatever you do, keep calm and don't drink the water.

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    45,262
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M for later on. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!

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    English
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    21,160
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    324
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    Butters Stotch is in a Insane Asylum for a crime he doesn't even remember committing, and on top of crippling confusion of his situation, he must now also learn to live along side the others in the asylum.

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    "The issue is that Butters treats him so delicately which is absurd because he’s Eric Cartman. He can handle himself and he can definitely handle Butters’ c*ck, if only Butters could deliver."

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    Six kids from South Park get sent to live at Stan's Grunkle Stan's for the summer, along with two other far distant relatives, Mabel and Dipper Pines. Kenny is immortal, Dipper is considered a conspiracy nut, and both of them are pretty excited to be believed for once. Unfortunately, Bill and Hastur exist. Stuff happens.

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    4/?
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    42
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    Шесть текстов про Стенни.
    Внутри - подростковый секс, оскорбление чувств верующих, суицид. В общем, маленькие истории про юную любовь с хэппи-эндом.
    Внимание, под конец много Картмана и Кайла.
    А еще тут матом не ругаются, тут им разговаривают. Don't fucking like - don't fucking read.

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    Русский
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    29,606
    Chapters:
    6/6
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    25
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    Мы были вместе дольше, чем отдельно друг от друга. Я не умею жить иначе. Я не могу смириться с тем, что скоро ты станешь лишь призраком. Неприкасаемым. И останутся лишь следы – твои следы в прошлом моей жизни. Но всё-таки какая это замечательная жизнь...

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    Eleven year old muggle-born Kenny thought when the letters started to come all of his friends would abandon him to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and he would be left behind in the cold; hungry and alone in dismal South Park.

    Then he gets his letter, and Kenny is set to join them in a joyful, magical adventure, leaving all the darkness of his life behind.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    652
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    Gregory Langsdale is a professional fixer. He and his colleagues fix everything from relationships to media backlash to government corruption. But when his past returns from presumed death, will he be able to fix the one person who he needs most? Inspired by the ABC show Scandal. Warnings: Extreme violence, PTSD, explicit sex

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    2/?
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    A recently deceased Tweek has returned from the grave with a mysterious "task" that appears to involve Craig Tucker. Angst/romance.

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    English
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    45,356
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    452

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