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Serie de drabbles sobre los chicos.
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- 3/4
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Seven years after the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, Kenny's journey to discover who he is leads him deeper into the Cult of Cthulhu. Stan and Kyle face their own challenges but are desperate to help, and Butters and the rest of the town heroes verge on chaos and insanity.
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- Part 1 of The Mysterion Mythos
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During a time of Glitter Rock in the seventies a group of friends use drugs to occasionally avoid their sad, sad lives.
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Exactly, this ff is mostly about BDSM. But: It got some plot, though! The beginning is, of course not that smutty, but it will get smuttier, I promise. - Kyle has got a crush on Cartman since several years now. When Kenny throws another of his parties, he thinks he should just try to make the first step. KYMAN - Explicit Slash Yaoi Content - Don't Like, Don't Read
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The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
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Cartman has incontrovertible proof of something amazing. Despite many testimonials to the contrary, Kyle remains skeptical.
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Вечеринка у Стэна дома.
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"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn’t know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Super smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just some porn. Maybe.
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To be the "biggest frog in the puddle" is to be the strongest among one's peers. That's probably what Cartman wants, but Stan knows that there's more to him, linked to something Cartman buried months ago. And it takes one small animal to teach both boys a lesson in compassion, letting go, and growing up. Originally written for SPRMB 2012, for art by Sifl-senpai.
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Mindless fluff. Enjoy.
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- 777
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- 1/1
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Cartman wants Kyle to go on a date with him and like hell he's taking 'no' for an anwser.
[[ done for a prompt on tumblr forever ago and fixed up some to finally tansfer over here
that prompt being:
"pppprompts you say how about kyman?/ well you should write a hesitant first kiss (bonus if kyle is the one who's like "c'mon let's just do it u big baby kiss me already" and he can initiate it or w/e u want) ((is this what you meant by prompts))" ]] -
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Stan and Kyle like each other, Cartman and Kenny know about it; Cartman wants to blow up Israel for Wendy; and Kenny wants a boyfriend and gets Butters instead. And other random shit happens. But it's South Park, so what else could you expect?
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Kyle doesn't know how to cope with Eric Cartman's death. Kenny wants to give Craig blowjobs.
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Wendy decides to break it with Stan because she felt that he didn't want to be in the relationship anymore. She takes her time to grieve and to cope with it all, because he was an important part of her life. Thing is... when Stan takes up a new girlfriend almost immediately and when Wendy hears a horrible rumor, will Wendy still be able to cope with everything? Also... Kyle seems to be getting uncomfortably close in all of this.
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- 2/?
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Kenny writes Butters a love story and it's up to Butters to finish it. Does he rewrite a tragedy into a happy ending? Or does he put an end to all of this madness by just walking away?
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This is a semi-sequel to CartmanXKyle and dovetails a bit with Butters' Gothly Love Affair. I was originally intending to make a series of multi-chapter fics in this same universe, but these were the only three of the series I ever completed. This fic can be read as its own story though, so don't worry about needing to read two other stories.
In this tale, Pip has been set on fire when Cartman was shooting up and burning down the school to make Kyle fall in love with him. So he therefore ends up in hell, along with Cartman and Kyle who also ended up dead in the attack (events detailed in CartmanXKyle). In Hell, Pip reunites with his old schoolyard chum Damien who believe he is a french maid. Things do not really improve for Pip after this as he discovers what daily life in Hell is like and learns to live with the son of Satan. Over time it might just be that Damien likes Pip more than he seems to... but honestly, with Damien's personality Pip would likely be better off if he hated him. Oh well, keep a stiff upper lip, Pip!
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- 36,328
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- 13/13
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Kyle, Stan, and Kenny decide they've had enough of Cartman's behavior for one day, and chose to express themselves in a very clear way.
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Cartman doesn't know why the government won't stay out of his body.
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- 2,322
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Stan goes to college on the west coast whilst Kyle ends up out east.
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It’s been exactly 24 hours since Kyle was in seven minutes in heaven with Cartman and he hasn’t thought of anything else but the feel of his lips and the press of his body.
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- Part 2 of Seven Minutes