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It's Kyle's birthday and Stan has some stuff planned for him. While enjoying themselves in the park, Cartman catches them in a kiss and plans to break the news to everyone while making their lives miserable. Originally posted August 2008.
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Craig has never cared about being good at anything—not until last summer, when he realized he wanted to be good at what he's doing right now: he wants to be good at Clyde. He's pretty good but there's still a lot he doesn't know, like whether they go too far sometimes. Clyde says it's never too much...but Craig thinks he only says that because it hasn't been yet. More importantly: if it's not too much, couldn't that also mean it's not enough?
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It's summer in South Park, and something weird is going on. Cartman has Grand Plans, Kyle is paranoid, Stan remains oblivious, and Kenny's coming face to face with his greatest fear: Wendy.
South Park meets Super 8 high school AU.
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Stan and Kyle like each other, Cartman and Kenny know about it; Cartman wants to blow up Israel for Wendy; and Kenny wants a boyfriend and gets Butters instead. And other random shit happens. But it's South Park, so what else could you expect?
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There's a contest for an open scholarship and Kyle thinks Wendy is his biggest competition. In an unexpected twist it's Token who gets first place. Kyle confronts him and something surprising begins to develop between them. Token/Kyle, slight K2, slight Kyman
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The baby's coming, and Wendy is refusing pain meds - how fun for Daddy.
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Wendy turns to God in wake of a tragedy. She needs to believe that there is a Heaven, and that that's where he is.
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Cartman knows he’s straight. And Butters is girly. So it makes sense. This is a totally heterosexual proposition he’ll be making.
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Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously.
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One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.
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When Ike Broflovski is brutally murdered and the only suspect is Stan Marsh, Kyle must hunt out his brother's killer and clear his best friend's name. His only ally is police chief Eric Cartman.
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Kyle agrees to council Stan through his troubles their senior year of high school, while Kyle deals with having a crush on his best friend.
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Continuing from this (warning for bewbs). Just as ridiculously drawn.
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Kyle finally shuts Cartman up the only way he knows how to...
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A plot for revenge gone horribly awry. Kyle should have known better and not tried to play the player.
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Kyle gets completely drunk at Cartman's house, so Cartman takes full advantage.
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Kyle has been a very bad boy, juggling three sets of balls at the same time. But what happens when his affairs find out about each other?
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an assortment! the first was just me screwing around drawing them in that simple style, second is Kenny/Mysterion (not really slashy) and the last is Kenny/Butters. (Slashy. Sort of.) There's a bit of boob - going on in Kenny's head, mind you - so just be mindful of that for possible NSFWness.
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Now that Eric has stopped being a kid, Butters tries to catch up.
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In which there is a party and seven minutes in heaven.
