12 Works in Eric Cartman/Wendy Testaburger
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Being in a different school to your Super Best Friend is never easy, and it seems to having a strange effect on Stan and Kyle. Join our two favourite South Parkers as they discover themselves, each other, and what the real world has in store for them.
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Kyle's been pining after Stan for as long as he can remember and like any other "piner", the "pined" is unattainable and seemingly out of his league.
To make matters worse, Stan is getting married. And, well, Kyle has finally decided that pining is getting him next to nowhere with Stan. 24 years old is too old to crush on someone, but too young to give up hope.
Like any other sane individual would, Kyle wants to leave South Park. Stan, he's not okay with that and neither is anyone else. Kyle's going to do it though. Really, he is. All he has to do is survive Stan's wedding and the ensuing drama. Pretty much, he has to learn how to deal with South Park being South Park.
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- 9,014
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- 2/?
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- 9
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- 107
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Stan and Kyle like each other, Cartman and Kenny know about it; Cartman wants to blow up Israel for Wendy; and Kenny wants a boyfriend and gets Butters instead. And other random shit happens. But it's South Park, so what else could you expect?
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Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims.
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Everyone has their own insecurities in life. Sometimes someone needs to shake you up to remind you that you're beautiful in every way. Originally published February 2011.
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- Chapters:
- 3/3
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Wendy has come down with the flu on one of her favourite times of the year. While she's recovering, she gets a Valentine's Day card from an unlikely person. Made for a friend at DA. Originally published January 2011.
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- 880
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 80
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Wendy and Cartman are anchors for Channel 4 News. Cartman is supposed to be live covering the mayoral race but it turns out he's not. It appears Wendy is in for a big surprise when she finds out why. Originally published December 2010.
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- 1,206
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- 1/1
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- 56
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...Or at least, I think she is...
AU: Cousins Kyle and Tweek are having family problems at home, and must leave to move in with the child of their parents' friends: Stan Marsh. But of course, Cartman has to make things difficult, and in order to hang out with him and his group, they must survive one of Cartman's dares: pretending, for one entire month that they are the new "girls" in town.
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Have you ever wondered why they call Leopold Stotch "Butters"? No? Neither has Kenny. But it's just like Butters to misunderstand. I started with a one-shot and it turned into a time-consuming, hungry monster. I'm currently working on the 7th chapter. Decided to upload the FF here, because ff.net will probably delete this work with my seventh chapter which will change the rating to M.
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- 37,816
- Chapters:
- 5/10
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 250
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The baby's coming, and Wendy is refusing pain meds - how fun for Daddy.
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- 2,159
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- 1/1
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Crashing satellites, rampant stupidity, and possible monster infestations. Kyle had really hoped this stuff would go away when he got to college.
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- Part 2 of Chef's Advice
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Cartman was running an energy drink business with Kenny this holiday season. Sadly Kenny died in an untimely manner, as he often does, and left Cartman with no choice but to blackmail Kyle into helping him produce the drinks and balance his budget until Kenny gets back. However, between the energy drinks making all the kindergarteners in town addicted to its sugary goodness and forcing Kyle into working long hours for no pay, Cartman seems to have been wearing his soul a little thin. So on Christmas Eve before he can at last receive the I-Pod Touch he had been longing for, he will be visited by three spirits who will try to convince him to right his wrongs and save his soul from the fate of purgatory. And within this journey of redemption, Cartman might just find some Candy he long thought had gone stale. ... that sounds grosser than it is.
- Words:
- 7,811
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 35