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    “Hey Jack,” Bitty said, his voice measured and bright.

    “Hey Bits,” Jack was immediately confused, because Bittle never called when he could text. Jack also hadn’t realized that Bitty had left the Haus. God, how long has he been writing this paper for? “Everything okay?”

    There was a pause at the other end before he continued, “Well, Jack, I—um I went for a run.”

    Jack waited for further explanation, which never came “And?” he prompted.

    Bitty took a deep breath at the other end, “And I fell and my wrist is broken so I could really use a ride to the Emergency Room and please don’t tell the other guys yet.”

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    Jack Zimmermann, captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, isn't so sure about his new chaser, Eric Bittle. Eric Bittle, for that matter, isn't so sure about his Captain....until he is.

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    12/?
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    Jack's first mistake was getting drunk in a salsa club with Kent Parsons.

    Or, the accidental Vegas married AU no one asked for.

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    Bitty knows better than to think that everyone is what they seem. Bitty’s used to taking people with a grain of salt. He’s from the South, where there isn’t a soul without a passive-aggressive bone in their body. Everyone keeps their skeletons in the closet, and family business stays family business unless someone goes and runs their mouth. Or until the neighbors come snooping, which they always do.

    Bitty isn’t naive enough to think that Kent Parson is all quiet smiles and shiny sharpie signatures.

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    Various One-shots about our boys and their post-canon nonsense in no particular order

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    My Fandom Trumps Hate Auction fic!

    When his family moves to Madison Eric realizes that he can't escape his trauma by running, and he is more alone than ever. He starts his vlog to spread his recipes to the world and to find a community of support. His followers mean more to him than he can say.

    Jack starts watching cooking tutorials after the overdose in an attempt to gain some independence from his parents by cooking his own meals. His favorite channel is one where a tiny southern boy explains everything clearly and enthusiastically. He becomes an enthusiastic follower/commenter. After three years the last person he expects to turn up on his team at Samwell is one Eric Bittle

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    People seem to come to the Haus like moths to a flame. In this case, the flame is mostly Nursey. Nursey’s crowd of friends gets bigger by the day and somehow, they all seem to know Dex. Or know of him, at least.
    Dex would kill to know what Nursey says about him.

    In which two not-quite-frogs-anymore share attics, coffee, and (maybe?) feelings. They don't know where they're going yet, but they'll get there when they get there, as long as nobody gets killed on the way.

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    Heaven. It’s an idea Dex has considered too much. Life is ruled by rigid boundaries, never giving him freedom to move. He knows that the laws of heaven mean that no matter how much he tries he won’t ever make it.

    (or Dex thinks about his life, and realises how happy he really is)

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    Eric worries about the future, even if it's just the next morning. Jack tells him not to.

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    They always talk about the consequences of Jack coming out, but really, Bitty has more to lose.

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    2/?
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    Shitty, Ransom, and Holster are spending the night at Jack's. Bitty's horny and cockblocked, everyone's half-dressed, and now they're all watching porn together. Is there a gay version of a Dear Penthouse letter? Asking for a friend.

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    Bitty is in Annie’s, bent over his textbooks and wondering, not for the first time, why he decided to take French as a language (oh yes, it’s because so many old recipes are written in French, he’s going abroad there to study food history, can’t wait for the summer; half of fall and then winter semester until he goes, but that doesn’t help him now does it) , when he hears someone clear their throat.

    “Excuse me, is this seat taken?”

    Oh boy.

    Eric doesn’t even bother lifting up his head. “Sorry, not a girl and not interested.”

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    6/?
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    In hindsight, Bitty probably could have chosen a better time to ask the question, or even better, perhaps not asked it at all. But as he watches Lardo fumble and thankfully manage to keep a hold on her pie plate, he knows the damage is done.

    The question's already out there.

    "Hey, Lardo? What's Shitty like... in the bedroom?"

    -

    Bitty and Lardo, exhanging deets. It goes... interesting places.

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    “Whatever happens I swear to all that is holy, I will never hate you,” Kent vowed. Then he kissed Alexei before the other man could promise the same thing—because Kent knew who he was, he knew what he was capable of drawing out in other people. He couldn’t allow Alexei to make a promise he couldn’t keep.

    The journey of Kent Parson and Alexei Mashkov from draft to retirement.

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    Larissa Duan is, above all, really good at ignoring things (people) that threaten her cool artist-slash-hockey-bro image. Until it becomes impossible to continue to do so, anyway.

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    Every chapter is a different headcanon originally posted on tumblr about the SMH Gang. I'm going to try to make the chapter titles as descriptive as possible.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    271
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    Not everyone has magic, and not all magics are particularly useful, but some people wake up on their seventh birthday with abilities. Eric Bittle wakes up, seven years old, to realize that he is blind. Instead of seeing the world around him when he opens his eyes he sees the future, in all it's possibilities.

    Jack Zimmermann can never escape the past. He sees things that happened years ago as vivid as his real life.

    The rest of the Samwell Gang all has Magic too! And they all figure out how to live life around magic.

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    27,508
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    15/?
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    361
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    37
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    Jack wants to say something, wants to shout with Shitty but he can’t. His throat feels tight, like someone tied it shut, his heart is racing in his chest but he feels like time stands still.

    Bitty’s not moving. He’s not getting up. He’s just a small lump on the ice and Jack can’t breathe.

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    ‘You keep dragging suspicious sacks up to and down from your apartment and I don’t know what your deal is or why I still wanna bone you’ AU

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    3/3
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    This wasn’t anything he ever did. Ever. Jack Zimmermann was not the type of man who would walk into a bar -- much less with the intent of hooking up. Jack finds himself next to a sexy blond stranger. What will happen next?

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    1/1
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    17
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    169
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    13
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    1148

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