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    Parson gestures with his spoon toward Hawke. “So am I allowed to ask about the service dog or is that not PC?”

    “My medical history is more of a 3rd date conversation," Eli says.

    “Oh? Why’s that?”

    “Because. No one sticks around after that conversation and I like to live in glorious denial for a short period beforehand.”

    It comes out more self deprecating than he intended.

    Parson looks…thoughtful. “Well, does this count as one or two?

    “Pardon?”

    “This. Ice cream. I mean, technically it’s a second location, but still the same night. So is this one date or two?”

    “One,” Eli says firmly. “If it’s happening within the same three-hour period.”

    “You’re the expert,” Parson says, which, he’s really, really, not, but ok.

    “So still two dates to go then?” Parson continues.

    “I—what?”

    “We’ve got a roadie coming up but then we’re home for almost two weeks. When does your semester start?”

    “You want to do this again?” Eli asks.

    Parson stops idly twirling his spoon.

    “You don’t?”

    He does, Eli realizes. He really does. Because apparently he actually likes Kent fucking Parson.

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    He glanced down at the post-it, and this time instead of a juice order, there was a phone number, and a small message scribbled beneath.

    Can I text you?

    Bitty looked up with a smile. ‘I hope you know I’m a good southern boy who does not…do down on the knee type things on a first date.’

    Jack flushed hard, but he didn’t stop smiling.

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    When Jack awoke, he was in a strange bed in a strange house.

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    Derek Nurse was more than a little excited for college to start, then he met his roommate.

    His Irish roommate.

    His very attractive Irish roommate.

    Derek Nurse was fuuucked.

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    What do I have to do to make you want to fall in love with me?

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    “Wait! Go back!” Lardo’s exclamation sounded startled, breaking the playful atmosphere. Bitty pulled his oven mitts off and wandered into the living room to see what could have upset Lardo’s usually nonchalant demeanor. The TV had found rest on a local news channel that was reporting on a traffic backup on one of the highways that led into town.

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    It was supposed to be totally innocent. A friend of Lardo’s was putting together a little project, compiling a calendar of some of the openly gay athletes on campus, fundraising for the LGBTQ+ community outreach programs at Samwell.

    Bitty hadn't really even been reluctant. Excited about the prospect of a fun photo shoot and a chance to dress up a bit, do something glamorous.

    And he thinks it's a great photo (if not a bit more revealing than what he was expecting…). And when the calendar comes out it’s nerve racking but exciting. Until one by one the team finds a copy (Jack may be hiding one under his mattress), and then it's pandemonium.

    or the one where Bitty is Mr August and Jack finally loses the battle of his hard faught control over a harmless little calendar

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    It’s Bitty’s sophomore year and he finally gets a boyfriend. Rodrigo is the quintessential boy next door: smart, kind, sweet, popular, a talented goalie. Everyone in the Haus adores him, everyone except Jack. Jack can’t stand him, and he’s not even sure why.

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    Three times Derek Nurse meets Justin Oluransi, plus the one time Justin meets Derek.

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    “Two minutes for the most blatant fucking tripping I’ve seen since Woodstock!” the ref bellowed at Jesse, one of their wingers. Then, five minutes later: “Two minutes for hooking. Are you trying to catch this guy like a fish?”

    Justin turned to Shitty. “Where the hell did this guy come from? Someone’s garage?”

     

    In a world where Adam Birkholtz never went to Samwell, he loses a beer pong bet to Lardo and winds up refereeing a rec hockey game for one freshly broken-hearted Justin Oluransi. For once in his life, Justin is totally out of his league.

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    Bitty and Jack have a plan for bonding. Of course, nothing ever goes according to plan.

    Day 14 of Kinktober: Role Reversal

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    A 5+2 thing of different names and nicknames Bob Zimmermann has had over the years.

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    Whenever I see a couple do something romantic anywhere, even my friends and their S.O. I swoon. I'm a romantic at heart and I always tell who I'm with how great and romantic something is and how I want it to happen to me. So this is after Bitty has for at least a year and a half swooned at friends in relationships cute actions or complete strangers at Annies have done cute things that Bitty wishes someone would do to him.

    And how Jack "110%" Zimmermann has written everything down. Even with the date.

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    With the season over, Kent and Alexei finally get time together to figure out their relationship.

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    Ransom pretends to be upset for the rest of the night but by the time next Saturday rolls around he's prepared for the interaction to come. Sure, Bitty's had to listen to Adam's stats and minute-by-minute recaps of Jack's greatest goals, but after Ransom gets all the gushing out of his system he's prepared for actual human interactions.

    "Are you going to survive this?" Bitty asks on Saturday afternoon as they slowly walk towards the Holtzmann booth.

    Ransom takes a deep breath and then lets it out, relieved he's managed to remember both parts of the breathing process. "I got this." He says, then repeats it so he'll believe it.

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    A Haus full of people who are touch starved. Each chapter looks at someone trying to find comfort in someone else, and goes further back in time at each chapter.

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    Alicia is P.O.T.U.S.
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    It was only supposed to be four years. He was only supposed to help him with his social media accounts. He wasn't supposed to fall in love.

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    It took Bitty a while - almost a year of sexual activity with Jack - before he suggested it. He’d seen it done in porn, of course, but it seemed startlingly intimate, no matter how much the guy on screen was going crazy for it.

    He’d thought about it as he’d stretched Jack open multiple times. Thought about dipping in, replacing his fingers with his tongue.

    Kinktober Day 13: Rimming

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    Dex and Bitty are trying to bake a cake for Chowder, but he just insists on hanging around the kitchen. Desperate plans are enacted and alluded to.

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    Kent Parson wakes up the day after Cup Day in bed with a stranger. He's expecting to have hooked up with a Jack Zimmermann look-a-like. He is not expecting to see Jack Zimmerman’s boyfriend sound asleep beside him, dressed in what looks like one of his old Aces’ jerseys and nothing else.

    Kent stares. And stares. And stares some more. Completely eloquently, for the third time that morning, he says, “What the fuck.”

    --

    Or, Kent Parson swaps places with an alternate version of himself who happens to be madly in love with one Eric R. Bittle. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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