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    Pre-slash. Kent and Bitty meet at a Boston munch and hit it off. Bitty is new, Kent's done some of this before.

    Of course, they don't know yet that they have Jack Zimmermann in common.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/20
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    1
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    67
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    106
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    8
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    2187
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    It feels like cracking his chest open to say something so he doesn’t, just smiles back at Kenny when Kenny leans against him and laughs at him.

    He was happy, he thought, in that bright month of summer before the draft when he could pretend for a little while that it was just him and Kenny and nothing else, but it didn’t last.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    66
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    4
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    436
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    Bitty clutches him tighter. “Where are we going, Mr. Zimmermann?” He hears Jack’s breath hitch. “Las Vegas,” he whispers like a curse.
    No one’s ever safe from trading, least of all Jack.

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    English
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    30,400
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1601
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    The blue couch is old and dingy. It’s halfway out the door with a broken leg and a ripped up back. Kent refuses to see it go because of the memories it holds.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    362
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    Kent Parson wakes up the day after Cup Day in bed with a stranger. He's expecting to have hooked up with a Jack Zimmermann look-a-like. He is not expecting to see Jack Zimmermann’s boyfriend sound asleep beside him, dressed in what looks like one of his old Aces’ jerseys and nothing else.

    Kent stares. And stares. And stares some more. Completely eloquently, for the third time that morning, he says, “What the fuck.”

    --

    Or, Kent Parson swaps places with an alternate version of himself who happens to be madly in love with one Eric R. Bittle. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    606
    Kudos:
    715
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    7883
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    Jack just wasn't the sort to believe that the universe hated him. The universe was vast, ancient, and presumably had better things to do that mess with an NCAA hockey player from Montreal. The universe, he believed, was entirely indifferent to him.

    No doubt whatever it was that had it out for him was on a much smaller scale.

    This is the story of Jack trying to maintain his determined single-mindedness to win the Stanley Cup throughout the crucial senior year, despite an endless parade of distractions. Like friendship and love, magic, the criminal justice system, the inherent fragility of human life, and that Halo song that he keeps getting stuck in his head.

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    English
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    15,870
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    618
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    SOS from Jack to Kent: He's still baking, and it's after midnight

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
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    295
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1106
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    “Are we staying up until midnight?”

    Kent groaned, sinking back into the couch. There was a time that wouldn’t have even been a question. A time when new year meant all night partying until he was blackout drunk, fucking someone he wouldn’t remember in the morning then throwing up in the Vegas gutter.

    Language:
    English
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    502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    502
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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won't ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he's not real, then the curse can't take him. That's the whole point.)

    --

    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson's obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won't mind his own damn business.

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    English
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    62,446
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    206
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    145
    Hits:
    2961
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    “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." — Ferris Bueller

    A Ferris Bueller's Day Off AU where Kent takes his boyfriend, Eric Bittle, and his best friend, Jack Zimmermann, out for a day of fun in New York City.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    661
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    Bitty finds himself dating two amazing boys. Everything is perfect. // Kent was doing just fine before he saw his ex-boyfriend in a hotel bar.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    22
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1597
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    Eric Bittle lives a small, charming life. He owns a sweet bookstore, he has good friends, a steady boyfriend and a nice home in New York. From the outside that should be enough, so he doesn't tell anyone about his secret online romance with one NY504, a stranger who makes him feel worthy and at home. It's all innocent, right?

    Kent Parson is larger than life. Back in New York after successfully setting up his family's book chain out West, he's ready to make a claim on the city, regardless of who he might run out of business. He loves his family, his boyfriend, and his best friend, and yet somehow feels no guilt over his long-running flirtation with his anonymous ShopBoy.

    They both have a lot to learn.

    Language:
    English
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    36,088
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    856
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    When you and your daughter move to an old hockey buddy's cul-de-sac, you aren't expecting to meet (and fall for) two Stanley Cup winners.

    Will the three of you live happily ever after or will everything fall to pieces? It all depends on what you choose!

    [A choose-your-own adventure story inspired by Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    19
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    1
    Hits:
    834
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    Once upon a time, in the far-off kingdom of Florin, fair Bitty fell in love with his farm boy, Kent. But when Kent seemingly perished at sea, his ship overtaken by the Dread Pirate Parson, and the not-at-all evil Prince Jack found himself in want of a spouse, could Bitty, Jack, and a not-so-dead Kent redefine the rules of True Wuv?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    480
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    Kent Parson and Jack Zimmermann are long-term CIA partners. They meet Eric "Bitty" Bittle separately, and both want to date him. When they find out they're both crushing on the same guy, they start a friendly competition to make Bitty fall in love with them. Four months later, things get a little out of hand.

    This Means War AU.

    Language:
    English
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    6,080
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    110
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    6
    Hits:
    1216
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    Two versions of Pride and Prejudice AUs.

    One in some semblance of the correct period,
    One a modern interpretation.

    Both based off the magnificent 2005 film directed by Joe Wright.

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    1/1
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    14
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    173
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    3
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    3121
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    In the Pyrenees wine region of France, just a bit southeast of Lourdes, there is a vineyard with a history dating back centuries. Now, this is not the only vineyard in the world with such a long history, nor is it even the oldest vineyard in France, but it is the only one at which you will hear this tale. It starts off, as many tales this old do, with a ‘Once Upon a Time’ and ends, as one would hope, with love.

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    English
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    41,172
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    766
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    Kent and Bitty make a video for Jack to enjoy especially when they're not all together and they show it to him together for the first time complete with commentary. They all enjoy the show as Kent dominates Bitty and attempts to wring every last drop of pleasure out of him.

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    English
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    3,644
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1602
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    Kent and Jack like sex the way they like hockey - that is to say, intense, all-consuming, at times death defying.

    Bitty likes sex the way he likes hockey, too, in the sense that he really, really enjoys it and he thinks it’s super great, but he probably wouldn’t, y’know, risk his life or limbs for it, unlike some people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    934
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    It starts when Kent gets a kiss he wasn't supposed to.

    A Pimbits Coffee Shop AU where Kent crushes on his regulars.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1054

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