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    Karkat is a normal teenager, who lives in a normal town, who goes to a normal school and has normal friends.

    And everything. Is. Fine.
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    Karkat is an abnormal boy trying desperately to live a normal life. Can't a guy get a god damn fucking break?

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    15/?
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    John is the Heir of Breath. John also has Ondine's Curse- a conditions that means he has to think about every breath he takes without help. It also means that he's been hooked up to a breathing machine since he was born- he's never left his hospital room. But when he finds SBurb, everything changes.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    12/?
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    68
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    9
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    In this second installment of How to Train Your Lusus, things are going great! About month has passed since Terezi and Karkat defeated Mindfang and sent her ass to jail where she awaits execution. However, the Grand Highblood wants to assume control of Alternia, and wants to use lusi to do it... including dragons.

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    4/?
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    4
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    90
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    almost everybody's dead, almost, but when Dave Strider, suddenly loses everything besides his icey-eyed sister Rose Lalonde and finds himself wishing every titan dead, nothing bad can happen right? Wrong, tell that to Corporal Vantas, and his accustomed titan-loving Scout John Egbert. Oh just wait.

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    One sweep after the Alternian-Earth war began.
    It is the wriggling day of one Karkat Vantas. The day his blood must be tested by the empire. The day his secret comes out. The day he dies.

    carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened memo "I'M SO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED" on board FRUITY ASSHOLE RUMPUS FEST.
    CG:WELL.
    CG: THE THRESHECUTIONERS ARE LANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
    CG: AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY AREN'T JUST HERE TO ASK FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.
    CG: SO YEAH. SECRET'S OUT OF THE BAG. I'M A FUCKING BLOOD MUTANT.

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    3/6
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    9
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    26/?
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    Bonus Round 7 fill for the HSWC.

    A fic based on this picture about Sollux and Equius really being into America.

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    1/1
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    2
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    The game was finally won, but as a stipulation, everyone has lost memories of their respective world and lives. No quadrants, no hemospectrum, no ancestors, no game. The three Vantas boys wake up, dazed, in a dark cave with no idea how they got there or why they share the same last name.

    Now they're on a mission to retrieve their memories.

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    17/?
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    25
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    15
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    Horuss Zahhak has come of age and must now move to live with his ancestor and begin his studies to become a proper troll. Rufioh Nitram is a runaway caring for a gaggle of wrigglers and attempting to keep up a failing matespritship. Horuss is a troll of nobility. Rufioh is an outcast.

    But they find each other regardless and nothing stays the same.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    18
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    61
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    10
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    “I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

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    8/?
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    93
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    15
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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    18/?
    Comments:
    6
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    3
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    This is it. This is the moment you have been waiting and training for. Your fuchsia-flecked eyes narrow at the woman before you and her toothy grin widens. As your grip on your 2x3dent tightens, you know you have to win. This hell you have been surviving in must change, and you're the only one who can do that.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    5
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    When the game spits them out, no one expected this. No one prepared them for this. A reversal of the usual de-aging tropes, where the Beforan trolls and the Alpha kids are the ones who are de-aged.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    53
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    The story of Karkat's neighbor, mentioned in Act 5 Act 1, who got culled.

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    4/4
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    It started when you cut your hair.

    You tried to justify it. So what if you cut your hair in the same short, haphazard way that Terezi had it? You liked the style—much easier to take care of than your messy lion’s mane that you'd had since pupation, even if you did shed a few tears while having Equius snip it all off. It was normal to bawl when you lost something you had for so long, right?

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    Eridan’s finally finished his Swanky Swinging Seadwweller Cavern Hideaway as part of his Crusade to Get Some, and is now hunting for victims, um, “co-participants”, voluntary or otherwise.

    He works his way through a spectrum of inappropriate choices in a quest to find someone, anyone, who will respect his furniture and join him at the bucket. Both seem increasingly, (hilariously), futile.

    Shockingly, no one dies, and things might actually be looking up by the time this wannabe Casanova cools his fishy jets... and he might yet learn to be a bit less of a terrible person.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Bro enters a den of inequity and buys six hours of Karkat's time. He's going to need all of it.

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    13,091
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    938
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    73,099
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
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    3987
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    It’s probably better not to know, but morbid curiosity makes you pull her aside as the others start heading back to their hives. “Terezi, do I have a future?”

    Her mouth quirks up into a crooked half grin. “Well… kinda?”

    “The flying fuck is that supposed to mean!?”

    “You should go talk to Aradia,” Terezi suggests cryptically.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    1
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    61

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