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    The trolls are now about 11.5 sweeps old and Sollux and Eridan have been secretly matesprits for a few sweeps now. When Sollux accidentally gets Eridan pregnant they may not be able to hide their relationship from the others for much longer. How will the two handle parenthood?

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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

    ON PERMANENT HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

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    When Sollux accidentally consumes mind honey and goes on a rampage, Eridan proceeds to bubble him with one of his experiments and shoot him off into space without meaning to. Now Sollux is left powerless floating through the vast cold vacuum of space, and it's up to Eridan to rescue him!

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    It's the time again! From the 24th of March until the 1st of April, I'll be posting one story about our favorite blind justice girl: Terezi Pyrope.
    There's going to be at least one poem in this work. The rating might change.

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    4/?
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    A Karkat Vantas story-
    In this Alternate universe Karkat is a lime blooded with troll. This story is going to expand on my idea of what might of happened if lime bloods were actually in canon, but I am making a huge alteration; in this universe, aside from Karkat being lime-blood, the kids and the trolls don't play sburb/sgrub, and everyone is alive so yeah there's that don't expect anymore for me cause if I told you anymore where would the fun be?

    Also this sotry will be told through Diary entries unless stated otherwise.

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    Alright so I’ve done some weird shit in my life, but I’m pretty sure this takes the cake. After Jake decided to be and asshole, again, I broke up with him, again, this time for good… or at least until he got his head out of his ass because I’m a sap like that.

    But all in all that was pretty par for the course, what made this shit weird was the fact that the person who found and talked to me was one of the older trolls. You know the ones who had been dead for several millennia at least?

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    Broadway, off-broadway and fan songs Homestuck lyrics

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    Broadway, off-broadway and fan songs Homestuck lyrics

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    Feferi has begun a rebellion against the Condesce and her hemospectrum. However, it isn't until they come across a certain mutant again that the depths of what she has started becomes clear.

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    You both swore, best friends to the very end.

    Things haven't quite ended yet.

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    Your name is Vriska Serket and you haven’t seen your college friends for ten years. And, honestly, you’re more than fine without them and you probably won’t hear about them for another ten years.

    That’s until your ex-girlfriend, Kanaya Maryam, appears one morning at your doorstep with the news of an death… and her marriage. And she expects you to go there, where all your shitty ‘friends’ and plus no one other than Terezi would be! Honestly, you would rather stay home and watch shitty movies while eating bacon, but someday people need to face their past relationships. And you would be no exception. The bacon would have to wait…

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    6/?
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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    11/?
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    Tavros Nitram is the sheriff of Canton, a town set in the wasteland between the United States and the New Alternian Empire. It's a refuge for people who feel they don't belong anywhere. The good, the bad, the strange, and most importantly, trolls escaping from the Empire. Tavros runs the refugee resettlement program, with the help of his far too attractive deputy, Dave Strider.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    It is your freshman year of high school.

    Have fun with that.

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    4/?
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    Years has passed after the creation of the new world. But the nightmare didn't finish.

    Heroes dissapeared and now only their childs could help them.

    1 world. 1 mystery. 10 kids. 1 adventure to help the heroes. Could they do it?

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    1/?
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    In which Sollux receives a very out of character message from Eridan and encounters something entirely unexpected when he goes to check it out.

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    Ugh. Looks like he’s trolled you a few more times while you were lost in thought. Should you respond? Nah- you don’t have the energy to deal with the fishdouche right now, and besides, this shitty code isn’t gonna fix itself.

    You focus on untangling your code so the ROBOTECTORS will target the fucking enemy instead of going exclusively after orange cakes.
    (Yeah, you’re not too sure how that happened, either.) It’s only after you're done rearranging the code that you realize that you haven’t heard anything from Trollian for a while.

    Huh. Weird. Usually it takes fucking hours for ED to get bored enough to go away.

    You hesitate for a moment, but decide to check the chat. It’s probably only another one of fishdicks’ stunts, but fuck it, you’re curious (and you’re pretty sure it won’t kill you; it’s not like you’re fucking NP, after all).

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    2/?
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    5
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