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    Boy meets boy. Boy and boy get lost in the Australian desert. Boy thinks other boy is an asshole. Boy and boy split. Boy and boy go to fight overseas. Boy and boy await their deaths.

    What else is new?

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    "Dave fuckin' Strider." Karkat says, tanned freckled face covered in scrapes and bruises.
    He's grinning through the blood oozing from his nose.
    Dave laughs and leans back.
    "Oh, wow, kid. 's like we were meant to be."

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    A series of one-shots, attempting to write a story for every kink on the kink bingo dreamwidth.

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    When you moved to this boring, yet creepy town up in the dark woods with the Lalondes, you expected your life to be less than it was, especially since the school pushed you into this weird as hell field trip. Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and after the bus crash you haven't been the same...

    When you wished for a more exciting life within the territory while you wait to present you NEVER expected to find a busload of trouble coming your way, especially when your, 'busload of trouble' is now apart of the new pack everyone's talking about. Your name is, JOHN EGBERT and you can't just let this happen...

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    So the universe is broken. What else is new? It's not just the universe now: it's the entire multiverse that's busted, and now it's stuck in an infinite time loop! Looks like the characters of Homestuck are in for a long, bumpy ride into... The Infinite Loops!

    Work and series is a collection of snippets made in the Spacebattles Infinite Loops Forum found here:

    http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/homestuck-infinite-loops.319449/

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    Ms. Paint has her pie booth set up for the Midwinter Festival, but she sees a stranger interacting with some people and she wonders who they are.

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    On her first solo mission, this Hunter is presented with a choice. Which hellspawn will she chase after, and what will the consequences be?

    [ Basically all the Derse Dreamers are demons. You choose which route to go down. All of them involve smut. Will have a route for every one of the options presented, though I might add an additional route if I get the time. ]

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    You like this for more than the sex, you've gotta say. It's nice to have a night where people listen to you, and even better to not want to kill either your kismesis or your matesprit for a few hours afterwards. Plus, you don't know, it's nice to have that much trust put on you in a safe environment.

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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.
    And you are at war.

    Nobody can know your secrets. Your sex, the color of your eyes, your hopeless crush on your angry friend. They all have to stay hidden. Just like always.

    But how is that possible? You need to keep your friends and you alive! This is not your normal life!

    But you might as well get used to it, kid.

    Because it's your normal life now.

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    Doctor Equius Zahhak had no experience with kids. He had taken care of the trolls when they come in, sure, but he never had to raise anything. All of that changes when he must raise a troll of his own and take care of her. Then things go from bad to worse and he finds himself instead in a pale quadrant with that very troll-a thing he never expected. (Branches off of UFUT petstuck verse)

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    God, Dave needs to tell someone. He needs to tell someone before it is too late. When he tries to tell John, he gives up and decides to call for help.
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    Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas decided to work together to make a special Suicide Hot Line for people in their community. With the help of their friend Sollux, They build up a website, get together a small group of people, and rig up some phones. They are ready to help people. With Karkat as the leader, and John the voice of the group, the hot line is a success. One day while on the phone, John gets a call from someone very important to him, and it changes his perspective on things.
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    Dave is done, God, he is so done. Who needs him anyways? He isn't truly wanted. Who cares if he is gone?

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    Eridan Ampora, after five years of boarding school in the U.K, returns to Georgia for the rest of High School to live with his brother. Expecting to rekindle a childhood friendship, he is disappointed to have lost the spark between him and his long time best friend and crush. Instead, he stumbles into an unlikely romance with an old rival.

    Karkat Vantas has lost the best thing that has ever happened to him as soon as he found it. Lately, things have been pretty rough all around.

    Kanaya struggles with her feelings about a certain spiderbitch who has never been very good to her or anyone else. It can only go downhill from here.

    Junior year is gonna be one hell of a ride.

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    *Main Terezi/Nepeta, pale Equius/Nepeta, black Vriska/Terezi, others*

    Originally written for the AU prompt "live in the same apartment building/dorm, both trying to do laundry at 3am but one of the machines is broken so they can’t do it at the same time".

    Terezi isn’t exactly known for her house skills.

    She has lived on her own for a long time, lost in the middle of nowhere in a forest that smelled like lavender and musk and pesky green everywhere around her, so this whole moving out into space and to a ship-campus sort of messes a little with her, so to speak.

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    The game never happened , they never met the humans or destroyed alternia. Now they fall, slowly crumble as their friendship falls apart because of a juggalo and a legislacerator.

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    After escaping from samurai and being takin in by a ninja clan, Dave and Dirk are happy. Dave has found a best friend in John, an orphaned ninja, and Dirk is soon to find a companion in the newcomer, Jake. When dangerous missions threaten the safety of their friends, the kids must learn to cope with the tragedies of their pasts, the dangers of their presents, and the uncertainties of their futures- all while protecting the people they hold dear.

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    13/?
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    Sometimes, he's just Dave.

    The ordinary, cool, human Dave. And he's okay with that.

    But sometimes, he can feel someone else pulsing under his skin, some other side of him that forces its way in and pushes everything else to the side. A person that leaves him feeling breathless and confused and stronger than ever before. Every day is a fight. Because he doesn't know whether to keep it chained or set it free.
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    Karkat is a college kid trying to make it in the opportunistic town of New Skaia, who has a loving moirail and no worries in life. Karkat is a college kid who is failing his classes, is completely out-of-place in New Skaia, and is afraid he might be the one who cares more. Karkat is a kid who is trying to make it in life, despite his blood disorder and the fact the world likes to kick him when he's down.

    Karkat is so, so tired.

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    Wherein a debt is called, FLARP is played, and suddenly Sollux Captor finds himself in the middle of a terribly-planned coup. Contains caste politics, an incredible amount of snark, an inadvisable basement operating theatre, quite a lot of relationship drama, and too many fucking pesterlogs since our hero never leaves his hive.

    ==> Play the game

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    25/?
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