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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    On Alternia, especially violent highblooded trolls are assigned a moirail. Equius Zahhak is no exception.
    When Nepeta Leijon is told that she is being assigned to be Equius's moirail, she is scared. The highbloods are known for their violence towards their assigned moirails, as they are forced to talk and do just about their feelings.

    I'm really bad at descriptions, so I hope it's not too confusing!

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    Equius and Nepeta werewolves. Fluff. Soft. Pure. Check each chapter description to give timeline placement.

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    All are Reader-Inserts AND with the guys only! There will be a version with only the girls, and there will be the same set for character x characters. Information is on the 1st chapter. Please DO read the 1st chapter

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    Karkat is going to play a game presented by the school that is supposed to run like a scavenger hunt. With his team, he and other people in the school will compete to the final three. Each team must set out and find a specific set of items.
    After a new person takes over the game, the rules start to change and questions are raised. The prize is unknown, but it might be better left alone.
    There hasn't been a reason to the game that he knows of yet, but the man behind it has dark plans. Figuring out the game may mean figuring out the man's identity... and who can pass over an option like that?
     

     

    I always wondered what it would be like if Homestuck was set on Earth and in a typical high school (yes, totally interrupting the main point, I know), and as someone who LOVES to write, here is the story!
    Also, Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses or she can be considered blind.

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Thanks!

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    There are twelve districts. Every year two children, one male one female, will be chosen and forced to compete in the Hunger Games. A annual game in which twenty four go in, one comes out.

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    Post-game Trollstuck

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    A self-sporking of the author's 2011 infamous old shame My Motherfucking Best Friend and the series Hot Mess.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Had Sgrub never existed our twelve post-scratch trolls might never have met, and if they had it would have been under different circumstances. Each of them would have undergone numerous difficulties with life on Alternia. This series of interconnected snippets of their lives sans Sgrub illustrates a possible reality for each of them.

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    They are legends, creatures above demons and angels, creatures seemed immortal. The Heir, the Witch, the Page, the Maid. They've been hunted for centuries, only for the hunters to die each time, they're bodies found weeks later. Now it seems your family has the same death wish. Your name is Dave Strider and it's your job to kill them.

    You needed the legends, everything had gone horribly wrong and however much you hated it, you needed their help. They were the only ones who could defeat her before she defeated everyone else. Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are possibly the most idiotic angel to ever exist.

    You are a legend. People tell their children horror stories about you. You didn't like it, you just wanted to be with your family again. So when that annoying angel came to you begging you weren't amused, until you learned what was left of your family was in danger too. Your name is John Egbert, the Heir, and this was going to be a long one

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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Open

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    You laugh again. You can't help being a little hysterical at the thought of your own death, even if you deserve it.

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