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    Gamzee runs a carnival WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :o)

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    It's the day Homestuck ends.
    You get home and open your laptop.
    You open the MSPA bookmark.
    You click to the final slide.
    It's a blank screen.
    with four words written under it.
    Look out your window.
    It's raining meteors.
    You turn back and open the pesterlog.
    I have prepared you all I can. I hope you were paying attention.
    Farewell.
    And you click the SBurb link that's provided.

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    Roxy Lalonde has been writing stories of shitty wizards for far longer than she wants. A life of a famous writer can be down crap sometimes. When Mituna, a troll that's been living off the streets, comes barreling head first in her life, her world is turned upside down.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    16/?
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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    14/?
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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    13/?
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically.

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    18/?
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    8/?
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    5/?
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    14
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    38
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

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    48/?
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    In which Vriska pushes Eridan to take his rage out and Equius takes care of him.

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    1/1
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    The whole damn world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed and who's having sex

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    1/?
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    Dreams, my mind won't lift me from my dreams, and I thought I can't escape my mind. Dreams, my mind won't lift me from my dreams and though you try you can't escape me. Now you've seen what I've become, now you've seen what I can do. Now you've seen what I'm capable of. I've walk this road for hours to the white hills and the oceans. I search for solace in this toxic land of sin. Just let me in. Don't wake me up, their songs are soothing; Their wine subdues me

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    2/?
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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    5
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have CLINICAL DEPRESSION.

    People say that depression isn't that bad but, boy are they wrong. You've had first hand experiences of depression and you want off this depression ship. So, one day you just decide to kill yourself.

    Except, that's not the end of it. Next you learn that there's an afterworld?!

    Maybe you should check your prescription again.

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    3/?
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    Short pieces about Moiraillegiances that are or could have been.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    The characters of Homestuck in the Star Trek universe! The story begins with a Federation starship hurtling through the Beta Quadrant at Warp 9, trying to escape a merciless enemy that refuses to identify itself. Before long, cadet-turned-captain John Egbert and his crew of humans, trolls, and Aradiabots become one team of a four-pronged effort to stop Lord English from destroying their universe — though it appears Lord English has somehow already succeeded.

    Join your favorite Homestuck characters, all promised to get fully fleshed out stories, in this huge interuniverse adventure! I mean it. I promise. They're all gonna get fully fleshed out stories. All of them. The story starts with only the Beta Kids and Trolls, and will eventually include all of the most beloved characters in everyone's favorite horse-sexualizing webcomic.

    You do not need to be a Star Trek fan to enjoy this fic. Ideally, you don't need to be a Homestuck fan, either, but I won't guarantee that's plausible.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Two years after the start of the Alternia-Earth war, Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes faked their deaths and fled for human space.
    Four years later, they are picked by a ship captained by Roxy Lalonde.
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    Dave is in a bit of a fix. He was killed on a mysterious planet by a winged dog guy. And yet, somehow, he survived, waking up on some sort of red slab with a gear on it. Unfortunately, his friends and ship were nowhere to be seen, and the only people nearby are a bunch of trolls.
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    Eridan Ampora has no idea wwho the fuck this human guy is. His shades make him look like a total douchebag, though.

    (Sequel to "Lost")

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    390
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81

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