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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    Your name is (Y/N) , and life hates you. Partial albinism, photophobia, and just a general all consuming hate for existence messes up a lot of stuff for a teenager. When a simple shove fucks up one of the only things stopping you from having a mental breakdown, you are pretty sure that it won't be completely your fault when you break someone's nose, even if that person is two people, both of which could probably beat you in a fight. Nothing could go wrong here. Nothing at all.

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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    Sollux has to monitor Eribot so he doesn't commit murder.

    An AU where trolls live among humans and the game was never played. The only way they have human friends was that they met each other through social media.

    Warning: The writer is stupid at summaries and stories. Please help them with suggestions and such.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    Your name is Ezra Zavrotney and there does appear to be a demon on your cat perch.

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    Jane was captured by trolls when the Earth was invaded, now she was turned in a slave she need to learn how to live in Alternia with Gamzee's help and help a lowblood group of trolls fright against the highbloods.

    This is a history of a alternative universe where humans and lowblood trolls are slaves of the highbloods.

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    Dear Nepeta Leijon,
    As you have turned 8 sweeps old, we are proud to tell you that you have become a moirail for a high blood of Her Royal Condescensions (HRC) choice. This moriallegiance will include but is not limited to the following: pile(ing), pap-shooshing, and feeling jams. Please contact us as soon as possible and we will give you a list of further instructions and more information about your new relationship.

    Dear Mr. Zahhak,
    It has come to our concern that you have had many violent tendencies as of late, and have generally became more dangerous. We have speculated this is due to your incredible strength and the fact that you are a higher blooded troll. Because of this, we have assigned you a moirail to help keep these violent tendencies to a minimum. You assigned moirail will be an olive blooded troll named Nepeta Leijon, who is the same age as you, 8 sweeps old. We have already contacted Ms. Leijon and she is expected to arrive to your hive near the time of reading this.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Twelve trolls walk onto a rock hurtling through space....
    It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke.
    You really hope that's what this all turns out to be. A bad joke.

    (Oppositestuck, taking place on the meteor!)

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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Closed

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    UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION [21 June 2017]

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    A glitch in the game saves Nepeta's life and sends her to an alternate dimension where she's found and rescued by Victor Creed.

    With her moirail dead and no possible way to get home, Nepeta chooses to rebuild her life from scratch; making new friends and unlikely allies along the way as she learns there is more to being human than meets the eye.

    Hiatus officially over

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    It all started online with a girl named Jade Harley.

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    Karkat could still hear the alarms ringing in his ears, and being a fugitive wasn't anything like that John Cusack movie John saw. From government-funded genetic experiments, to good old fashioned revolution, it seems like none of these kids are going to be able to get a break.

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    (based on a roleplay i did with a friend) hell au crossover thing involving the characters from homestuck and gravity falls, in the universe of percy jackson. also got some reverse falls bill (aka my pride and joy, will) in there. characters will be HELLA ooc mainly because this is my first time writing the gf characters. some characters will be shipped with ocs, and ocs will be shipped with ocs. also, lots of daves. (official summary will be added l8r)

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