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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.

    And you have never met your online troll friends in person before (with the exception of Sollux who lives in the hive next door).

    So they decided to organized a meet up so they all could talk face to face for once.

    ... But that will be kind of hard when you can't speak.

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    Within the twisted systems of Alternia, a navy-blood scientintist, ahem, hemoswap, has devised a way to change the color of one's blood. The issue? Unbeknownst to her, this chemical creates mindful reanimations of precious cadavers...zombies, to simpify it.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    So first quarter just ended so I'll be a little less stressed about my grades. I've missed writing WEOTKAK so I'm going to try and get back to writing every week, and hopefully every day (or every few days). Stick with me guys, I'm not dead yet.

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    “What can the Force do?”
    “Everything?”
    “No,” Redglare said. “It can only do what you can do, Karkat. The Force isn’t some magic super power that you learn to possess. And I’ll tell you a secret.” She leaned closer. “There is no light or dark side,” she whispered. “There’s only people and the choices they make. But you already know that, Karkat.The Force is you. It’s me. It’s everything. Good. Evil. Rebel. Empire… the air, the land, the stars… even the confines of time and space are not excluded from the reaches of the Force… it does not discriminate.”
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    Three years after the destruction of the Imperial Death Star and the Rebellion has bearly made a dent in the vast Empire's rule. When the Empire discovers, yet again, the hiding place of the resistance, Princess Kanaya Maryam flees with her entourage of friends while her moirail, Karakt Vantas, follows a message to a Jedi that may not even be alive. Meanwhile, a secret elite group of Rebels investigates Imperial activities deep in the Core Worlds.
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    Second of the Original Trilogy! This is my HS/SW crossover series. Heirs of Hope is posted, and the prequels have been posted. This will update every Sunday. Enjoy! Thank you!

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    All it took was a small programming error and a single blow and he was on the floor screaming.

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    The coffee shop was tucked away in a troll neighborhood, but the new subway line brought more humans than expected. Nepeta didn't mind the little mammals, and definitely didn't mind the boost in business, but when one of them makes her see spades... Well, no one said hatemance was easy.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battle field littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    A one-shot imagining the beginnings of Nepeta and Equius' moirallegiance, set in pre-Sgrub Alternia. The two trolls are visiting Nepeta's forest when an encounter with a giant snake throws a wrench in their plans.

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    While exploring the tidal pools one day, Tavros Nitram finds a beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, he sees a mysterious creature disappear beneath the water of a hidden sea cave.
    Intent on discovering the identity of the creature, Tavros and his friends go begin an investigation of the town's local folk tales to find any hints that may lead to an answer.

    ~~~

    While swimming around one day, Gamzee Makara loses his beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, while searching for it, he narrowly escapes being spotted by a human.
    The next day, he discovers that a human has his necklace.

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    Tout était vide, elle marchait depuis des heures sans même savoir où elle allait. Était elle seule ? Était-elle morte ? Nul ne lui répondit.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    In which Tavros is cajoled into joining his school Academic Decathlon team and is put under more stress in one school year than any student has a right to due to constant studying and one Gamzee Makara.

    (Alternately titled: Academic Decathlon and How It Ruined My Life)

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    The Game has finally been won. That doesn't mean it's over, though. The Universe Tadpole is taking its sweet time growing up, there are some loose ends that need tying, and questions left unanswered.

    Besides, there's also a debt to repay, and a self-sacrificing pain-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn before he ends up in afterlife jail or some shit. You know, the usual stuff.

    The usual stuff that, of course, manages to open up an even BIGGER can of worms than Bec Noir, the Batterwitch, and the Saw-obsessed shit-talking alien brat turned universe-destroying timelord with a billiard ball themed leprechaun gang combined.

    No one is surprised by this.

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    Dirk is, as usual, self destructive. Male Lara Croft™ comforts him.everyone else is happy .

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    You are ARADIA MARYAM and you are about five sweeps old.

    Equius has sent you yet ANOTHER blackrom gift. He keeps sending them after you told him you weren’t interested in him red-wise so he started blackflirting instead. You’re not interested in him AT ALL! Not as anything more than a friend, at least. You don’t want to be in a quadrant with him.

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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types in all white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

    (An unholy chimera of a Humanstuck-Highschool-Superpowers AU)

    DaveKat centric.

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    5/?
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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    12/?
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    Twelve trolls walk onto a rock hurtling through space....
    It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke.
    You really hope that's what this all turns out to be. A bad joke.

    (Oppositestuck, taking place on the meteor!)

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    8/?
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