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    Love and some Verses you hear - say what you can't say - love to say this in your ear: "I'll love you that way." (Iron & Wine)

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    A self-sporking of the author's 2011 infamous old shame My Motherfucking Best Friend and the series Hot Mess.

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    so I'm new at this...
    ok, so.
    In elementary school Sollux had a bully. said bully has no idea how to deal with his feelings.The only reason Eridan ever bullied him was because he thought he could convince himself that he didnt like sollux, before his dad found out.

    Karkat has a hell of a time getting into his college. And guess whos there, fucking Strider.He probobly didnt even have to work that hard to get here. HES SUCH A DOUCHE! HES DATED HIS OWN BEST FRIEND FOR GODS SAKE...like he has any room to talk.

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    Its a love story. I'm bad with summaries.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    These ficlets will not make sense without having read Sunlightverse.

    1) Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos
    2) Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.
    3) Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.
    4) eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?
    5) Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.
    6) Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels
    7) Bonus sequel for eridan<3<nepeta
    8) Dirk & Nepeta, sequel to 2
    9) Jane & Feferi about Psii
    10) Dave & Signless about Karkat & Psii - sequel to 9

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    No, he isn't in love with her, with Nepeta. She is his friend, the best friend, and he knows that she lives alone and needs to be taken care of. He's just like... Like an older brother. And he wants to know what kind of a “always angry little jerk” is hanging next to her, and it's unclear why she likes him.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Nepeta has a hopeless crush and an unconventional family. The only two people she'd trust with ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING? Her sister and Equius Zahhak

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    -Female Reader- (Y/n)- Your name (L/n)- Your last name (H/c)- Hair color (E/c)- Eye color

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    1/1
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

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    • Part 1 of 0k
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    29/?
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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    Karkat's sure that his life couldn't possibly get harder than it is right now. So, of course, it's just his luck that he's being fucking haunted now.
    He finds himself the target of the recently deceased Dave Strider, an annoying as hell ghost that has no interest in explaining what the fuck is going on at any point, and also has to deal with the unexpected ripple effect this causes on everyone.

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    some gays hang out online and have fun and also theres a party

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    Jane was captured by trolls when the Earth was invaded, now she was turned in a slave she need to learn how to live in Alternia with Gamzee's help and help a lowblood group of trolls fright against the highbloods.

    This is a history of a alternative universe where humans and lowblood trolls are slaves of the highbloods.

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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

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    In which Sollux receives a very out of character message from Eridan and encounters something entirely unexpected when he goes to check it out.

    CHAPTER ONE:
    Ugh. Looks like he’s trolled you a few more times while you were lost in thought. Should you respond? Nah- you don’t have the energy to deal with the fishdouche right now, and besides, this shitty code isn’t gonna fix itself.

    It’s only after you're done rearranging the code that you realize that you haven’t heard anything from Trollian for a while.

    Huh. Weird. Usually it takes fucking hours for ED to get bored enough to go away.

    You hesitate for a moment, but decide to check the chat. It’s probably only another one of fishdicks’ stunts, but fuck it, you’re curious (and you’re pretty sure it won’t kill you; it’s not like you’re fucking NP, after all).

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