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In answer to the Flower Challenge on FF.net.
Set between Emily Prentiss and David Rossi.
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Who at the BAU has a life as unscathed as theirs? Perhaps that's why Rossi considers them charmed. Set after 'Amplification'.
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Emily might be high, and Rossi tries not to strangle their baby. Meanwhile, Reid gives terrible advice. A cautionary tale for new parents.
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- Part 17 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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"You can have her when you tell me where he is." Doyle tries to make a deal with Emily: he'll give her back her daughter if she gives him back his son. WARNING: TRIGGERY AS HELL
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A look at a possible moment between Pen and Dave's future. It deals with an established relationship between Penelope Garcia and David Rossi. The beginning starts out building up the 'mature' and 'explicit' ratings. This will be multi-chapter and I already have 3 chapters written and plan on having at least 1 or 2 more chapters before I finish it. I entered a challenge fic sign up and this is my answer. I will post my prompts for it at the end of the story. I hope you all enjoy it! KK
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The weirdest thing about pregnancy, Emily thinks --- which says a lot, because almost everything about pregnancy is completely fucking weird --- is the way she swings from feeling desperately maternal one minute to desperately horny the next.
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- Part 16 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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Beezus and her mother, on babies, hitting other people, and explosions. Title from Loudon Wainwright. Pointless fluff.
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- Part 15 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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Coffee and the worst apricot danish Rossi has ever had: this is a date. (Pre-Beezus)
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- Part 14 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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AU. 1993. Emily tries to balance life as a mother and life as a post-grad student. David Rossi might make things a bit more complicated.
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David Rossi follows an impulse.
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Within the last half hour, Rossi has been accused of being old and threatened with being turned into a frog and forced to kiss Morgan, and suddenly whatever argument he had with Emily earlier seems entirely insignificant.
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- Part 13 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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Emily and her mother, Christmas in London. Across the ocean, Dave gets his ass kicked at Halo.
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- Part 12 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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Emily drags Dave out into a cold Alaskan night.
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Reid picked the mother of all Christmas trees. The Christmas tree that probably ate all the other Christmas trees.
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- Part 11 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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This story was inspired by the comment Hotch made in one of the earlier episodes, which was along the lines of, "And some people grow up to catch them." And it made me think, what if they hadn't? What if the abuse and awfulness and misfortune in their lives hadn't led them to the BAU and FBI, but instead they'd become criminals? The abusers rather than the protectors? And the idea didn't fade like many others do; that plot bunny sunk its little pointy teeth into my brain and refused to let go. And when I started exploring the idea, mapping it out, coming up with possible plot devices and how the characters became baddies everything sort of fell into place.
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Back in Rossi's day, kids got coal in their Christmas stockings if they misbehaved. That was it. None of this Elf on the Shelf business which, frankly, he found a little disturbing.
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- Part 10 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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*WINNER FOR THE CHRISTMAS SMUT CHALLENGE ON FACEBOOK* Things get a little crazy when David Rossi hosts the unofficial office Christmas party. Written for the FB Christmas Smut Challenge. Multiple pairings
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David Rossi has many loves. *written for ilovetvalot's birthday* Contains Rossi/Strauss, Rossi/Prentiss, Rossi/Garcia, Rossi/Seaver, and Rossi/JJ *kidfic of sorts*
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The funny thing is, Rossi has done this three times before, but this is the first and only time he isn't nervous, not even a little.
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- Part 9 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani
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Emily's not missing anything except a shark necropsy.
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- Part 8 of Dress Your Family in Kevlar and Armani