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    A collection of ficlet-like rambles and other HP-centric stuff from my tumblr.

    Ficlet-Ramble #1: Seventh-Year will put Your Name in GOF for a Sickle
    You’re a first-year who can’t cast Wingardium Leviosa yet? Whatever, sure, just pay up. There’s no way you're going to be chosen against Angelina “Can Probably Crush You With Her Thighs” Johnson, but at least you can tell all your eleven-year-old buddies that you Did A Cool Thing.

    First chapter is a Table of Contents with summaries and links

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    "Why was he doing this again? Oh, yes, because of that guy. That crazy guy in the red suit. Slightly crazier guy in the red suit. A lot crazier. The one with the katanas. You know, the constantly talking one!

    So, yeah... That guy."

     

    Written for this prompt:
    Spidey is really attracted to Deadpool's muscles, so he’ll always act weak/like a damsel whenever DP is around.

    (Bonus pints if you add in the Avengers, who are just standing by like, “Wtf?”)

     

    NOW with a follow-up chapter!

     

    "Mr. Wilson..." Steve started, only to be cut off by the masked man.

    "Wade, that's what my friends call me. Well, no, because I don't have any, but that's how they would call me, if I'd have any, you know. I mean of course you don't know, because you're Captain fucking America and all that-" and he would have gone on and on if it wasn't for Tony's outrageous shouting.

    "Did you just call my husband 'Captain fucking America'?!"

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    Attending school turns out to be a total blast for Lambo. And there he forms the "pride" he fought over with Rauji ... with a mishap or two along the way.

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    It really was a typical no-good move, Tsuna decided after a little thought, that he'd been surprised by adult Lambo calling him 'brother'.

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    (Jeffrey Dean Morgan/OC)

    In this world, geeks are viewed as too smart, boring, and in some cases, antisocial. Riley tried to ignore that bullshit and live life her way, but being in her clique made it easier said than done. It wasn't until she met HIM that the freak inside is unleashed.

    *Includes GIFS/PHOTOS*

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    Dumbledore accidentally creates the door to hell in his office and decides to send Harry and Draco to close it. The two enemies have to work together to get through the nine circles of hell while trying to desperately ignore the complicated and confusing feelings they have for each other.

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    Long before Tom Hiddleston’s star started to shine he was an ungainly teenager with a massive crush on his big sister’s best friend… What follows is their story.

    Set over seventeen years from 1999 to 2016.
     

     

    A/N: This is a work of fiction. The majority of scenarios come from my silly little mind although you'll find the odd sneaky little quote or titbit from an interview. While there will be some scenes which are based on reported events, poetic license has and will be used in bucket loads. All other character's are fictitious, with the exception of the Hiddleston's (and by extension their close acquaintances), but ALL characters are completely my own interpretation and not intended to offend.

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    He turns a corner and almost crashes right into a guard, barely managing to slow down and just bump into him.

    “Sorry! I’m…” he stops talking and stares for a second. The guard is young, about Shinya’s age, and absolutely gorgeous, with midnight black hair, intense purple eyes and a face to die for. When his scowl eases into wonder, Shinya cannot help but think that he is cute, in a way.

    His heart skips a beat, and his smile widens.

    -/-/-/-

    He’s so distracted that the steps coming through didn’t reach his ears and he is taken by surprise as a person bumps into him, not hard, but still annoying. He turns to glare, but stops.

    A young man is staring at him with startled eyes, and Guren… Guren has to swallow back, he hadn’t expected to face the beauty of the Moon itself nor to find eyes as blue as the wide sky in the years of the Sun, staring at him, puzzled but also considering.

    Guren’s breath grows heavy and his stomach feels tight.

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    Flailkat:

    ~(ˆò A óˆ)~

    Sollux posts pictures of epic Karkat faces online, but what he intended to be funny is actually borderline pornographic. Oh shit...

    ...Oh well. It's a good thing Terezi is there to help turn this sordid situation into a Legitimate Business. This is a classy diamonds-only establishment. Of the law. And pre-order.

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    The characters as the necromantic bells of Garth Nix's Abhorsen series.

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    a billion channels and this is whats on? Set your fanfic DVR and ready the popcorn!

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    (n.) a place from which one's strength is drawn, where one feels at home; the place where you are your most authentic self.
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    Stiles has been pining over Derek pretty much his whole life. When Derek's fling with Jennifer lands him with a baby, Stiles all but set to settle down and help Derek raise his baby girl. But Derek ignores him when all of the sudden Paige, the girl who Derek has been pining for pays attention to him and wants to be with him and wants to play house. Stiles warns Derek that it's not gonna last and things get ugly.
    The Sheriff convinces him to go to his interview to the SHIELD academy and see how it goes. It goes great, in fact. It's just what he needs. A new start. A new start with a certain Grant Ward.
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    Ward and Stiles end up being recruited into Coulson's team and that team becomes a family.
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    Stiles gets bitten, goes on the run from hunters, Ward chases. Ward also turns his back on Garret and gives Coulson names and places, the HYDRA take down goes differently. Along the way they run into the Winter soldier, who also gets bitten along with Fitz and by the end Stiles ends up as their Alpha.

    Yeah...a lot of stuff happens. Read and get the details!

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    Jimin and Namjoon get naughty in class.

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    Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.

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    GIFs for Closed Doors Don't Lie

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    ·´¯`·.¸❍༺⛓♕⛓༻❍¸.·´¯`·

    "People don't know what it's like for a convict to spend their entire childhood preparing for their public execution. The gloves she must peel off like fruit rinds on coronation day are there to remind her that her body does not belong to her ― it belongs to her father's chains. The freckled sac of flesh was merely a windowless dungeon with white walls, where the bones underneath were all cell bars, yet still her manacled hands groped for a crack to slip through. Thirty-two days before her 21st, they found that crack."

    Flynn Rider is very familiar with burglarizing Arendelle's castle to procure the "hidden" riches Weselton always bragged about. What he's not familiar with is being muscled into a deal with a queen who doesn't want her own tiara (or a particular prince).

    Playing cat and mouse (in addition to clit wars) was fun until those claws came out.

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    Ever wonder how football clubs would react at winning the treble, relegation, or a transfer to a rival club? Wonder no more! Born from the founders' love for the beautiful game, physical embodiments of Bundesliga clubs will answer all your questions. But not in Q-and-A format, of course. This story is much, much more, but you'll never know if you don't read it ;)

    (Now featured on freshgegenpress.com/bundeslihaha.html!
    The story in general is rated T. Only chapters 17, 21, and 25 are rated M. Explicit chapters and art will be available in the NSFW section soon.)

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live past nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.

    Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it.

    Also, aliens have sunglasses.

    He was better off dying on Alternia, wasn't he?

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    A collection of manipulated images featuring creatures doing nefarious things with humans and/or each other. Graphic sexual content, a variety of pairings, orientations, and kinks. Sporadic updates.

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