19 Works in Elysium (2013)

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    Kruger and his crew come to Elysium for a routine weapons upgrade. He sets his sights on a new, very attractive female engineer, who acts like she has no interest in him, while in all honesty, she just may. Hilarity and shenanigans ensue. Rated M for language and mature themes. Also posted on under my pseudonym une belle princesse on fanfiction.net!

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    Play with fire and get burned. Talar Sampson isn't the most beautiful or popular CCB employee, but she is unafraid to step outside her comfort zone. Landing a job on Earth at a remote CCB outpost, she falls foul of a certain South African mercenary. An intense, twisted relationship develops between them, threatening to destroy everything she has ever known. KRUGER/OC.

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    With jobs currently lacking, Kruger disgruntingly takes on the aggravating role of tour guide for a pompous, over-indulged Elysium snob. What he never expected was a woman who could hold her own in battle and against him and his boys.

    Lanya has never set foot on Earth and has been fantasizing about taking a vacation there one day to observe everything in the natural. She's chagrined to have been placed into the security of three mercenaries, but is determined to show she can take care of herself just fine. Even in the midst of a deadly war that will challenge every fiber of her moral character.

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    What awaits a southern young woman adjusting to a new life in the heart of a decaying Los Angeles? Olivia is full of uncertainty, but that's all life is made of, isn't it? Under Kruger's roof, she'll have to face hell in order to survive. Somehow they'll make it work.

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    What they were doing in India is not important. How Kruger and his men deal with the ghastly injury he sustained there *is*.

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    Kruger always gets what he wants. And tonight, he wants her.
    And she wants him.

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    Not everything goes as planned in Agent Kruger's interrogation room, and occasionally, the tables are turned. In other words, sometimes Kruger's sense of omnipotence needs a good smack upside the head.

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    “Look, I get that we’re not buddies but I need your help.”

    Julio wrinkled his nose at that. “Last time I checked you weren’t into boosting cars and shit anymore.”

    Spider chocked out a harsh laugh. “I fucking wish I’d still been doing that shit. Nah, I’m here about Max.”

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    I'm....just gonna go with 'kink bingo' mechanical/technological. And pretend like that's an excuse. Also, disclaimer: I'm still HOOOOOOORRIBLE at writing human porn.

    Might want to add a 'don't try this at home' unless you've done edging play before.

    Oh shit I've said too much. >_>

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    Brutally high pain night, so I barfed this out because it was easier than realizing that your favorite dumbass (unless you have another favorite dumbass, in which case I will cry) once again left the pain meds downstairs. So much for all that education vs common sense, yeah?

    Angst-bingo prompt 'moral quandary'. Set pre-canon. Slipshod writing, because see above. Also, my usual disclaimer LOL I hablo precisely zero espanol. There's some salty profanity, but nothing particularly original.

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    For a teaser, let's just say there's a reason Sandro works for Spider: his former boss was much, much worse.

    NOTES: For Spook-Me 2013, prompts were:
    Creature: Evil Scientist
    Tarot Card 1
    Tarot Card 2

    Warnings: Dark, guro, amputation, and a metric fuckton of headcanon. Pre-canon by a few years. Here are the canon facts in the movie: There’s a character named Sandro, who performs surgery for Spider.

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    A collision of a prompt 'washing' with hc-bingo 'major illness' . Spoilers for, maybe the first 20 minutes of the film?

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    4,104 words of pure PWP smut. This is what it's like being Agent M Kruger's favorite little toy.

    (Warnings mentioned in notes in the beginning of the fic, please read carefully.)

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    So, hey, Angst-bingo prompt 'failure'. Ref to canon-character death, mid-canon. Also, predictably, angst.

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    AKA That Requisite Gratuitous PWP You All Knew Was Coming
    ...*surprise*? Confession time, as will become EXCRUCIATINGLY obvious: I suck at writing human porn. Seriously. Robots? Man, I can write robots boinking ALL DAY (except for, you know, like having a *job* and otherwise having to be a productive member of society and all that bleh) but humans...nicht so sehr.
    Think of this more of an experiment in how far I can go before I can’t stop laughing at how bad I am at it.
    Confession 2: I don’t actually speak German.
    Confession 3: I’d feel guilty wasting your bandwidth with this increasingly bizarre headnote, but I know no one reads my Elysium fic. *FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM*

     

    Max/Frey, stick--oh wait, all human porn is sticky porn. WELL THEN.

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    Behold the fruits of my insomnia. Picks up from film's end. Do I need to warn for spoilers?

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    Set mid-movie, just a little (I mean, whoa, lookit that bitty wordcount) angstspasm to the prompt 'meteor shower'. No OCs, I promise. :P

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    You know how every fandom needs that terrible fanfic with the female OC that everyone makes fun of because OFC are always always terrible lame Mary Sue self-inserts whether or not they actually are? Elysium fandom, I gotcha covered on that. ^_~

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