12 Works in Yuletide 2009
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It's Hard Out Here for a Geek (Only Not So Much) by darkrose for SullenSiren (lorax)
Leverage
24 Dec 2009
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Hardison has to choose between his MMORPG and sex with Eliot and Parker. Seriously?
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"Saint Nicholas is our patron saint," Parker says, again, more insistent this time.
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Your head's a dead tomato splot with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch. by Smercy for SullenSiren (lorax)
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24 Dec 2009
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"You've stolen Christmas you horrible Grinch! You took our presents! Your heart is two sizes too small and made of coal!" Alec wasn't quite sure how Parker knew the Grinch references. She yelled, "Eliot! Make sure that he hasn't stolen the roast beast too!"
Eliot stepped out of the kitchen, brandishing a dangerous-looking pastry bag. "He hasn't touched any of my food." Parker began to wrap tinsel threateningly around Boba Fett's neck. "What did you do with our presents, Hardison?" He said the name like he had already inflicted physical punishment on it, and if Boba Fett were actually inside of that costume, he'd probably be in trouble.
Yeah, it was the perfect time to unveil his holiday surprise. Alec pressed a button on his watch and the TV immediately began to sparkle. He used his best Vanna White hands and grinned, "I've hidden them in a safe that can only be opened after we have watched the entirety of Firefly, plus the movie and the gag reel." The Firefly logo showed up in a burst of glorious light, letters taller than Alec himself.
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Everything was going fine until the elevator spent ten seconds in free fall.
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Working For a Living by strangecobwebs for missfuneralsong
Hard Core Logo (1996), Leverage
24 Dec 2009
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Hard Core Leverage series, part II
"So, who's our in?" Nate asked.
"I actually met this guy once, a long-ass time ago. Name's Billy Tallent," Hardison said in his 'briefing voice' (so-named by Parker) as he put pictures up on the screen.
"I know him!" Parker said at the same time that Eliot said, "I know that guy."
"The hell?" Hardison interrupted himself. "How do y'all know this guy?"
"Oh, I had sex with him once," Parker said matter-of-factly.
Hardison's eyes went a little wide. "Right, okay. Eliot?"
"I was working at a punk club as a bouncer for a little while," was all Eliot said. And then he growled. It sounded like there might be a lot more to that story.
"Hardison, what's your story?" Nate asks, obviously already considering how all of this will affect The Plan.
"Uh, well, I was kind of a fan back when he was with his band Hard Core Logo. I met them after a show once." Hardison sits down and leans back in his chair. "But seriously. What the hell? This is creepy."
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In which Parker doesn't trust Tara, and Eliot and Hardison indulge her whims.
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It's all good.
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The team tries to pass some time while Nate plans a heist
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Hardison, Elliot and Parker steal ComicCon for a young hacker.
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Parker's not really fond of vacations, except when they involve Hardison, Eliot and lots of spare time.
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Once upon a time, they take a job they shouldn't.