9 Works found in Ejaculate
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Rick is at the campus library for once, attempting to study for a crucial exam, but a pair of volunteer librarians are an incredibly distracting sight. Little does he know that they know he's watching and they're in for a little game of chicken.
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Written for a kink meme prompt requesting a XMFC story based off of the 1996 film Different for Girls, but with an FTM Charles and Erik playing the Prentice role. You don't need to have seen it, but the plot owes a lot to the movie.
In a modern AU where mutants are still treated as second-class citizens, Erik once found himself an unlikely friend at a state-run boarding school. When Frances went off to college early, he felt abandoned and figured he'd never meet her again. Fifteen years (and almost three thousand miles) later, Erik runs into an oddly familiar man.
Needless to say, considering the parties involved, the meeting results in a great deal of misunderstandings and awkwardness. And sexual tension.
And, of course, chess.
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John wants Sherlock to relax for once.
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"He used to cry, but Shaw won't draw it out too much if Charles doesn't show too much emotion."
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He Ate My Heart (You Little Monster) by citizenjess (givehimonemore)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
2 Jan 2012
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Erik decides to teach Emma a lesson about earning her keep in the Brotherhood. Set after "First Class."
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John Sheppard's incident with the iratus retrovirus is not quite gone and certainly not forgotten. When he meets one of the new doctors in the infirmary, some - instincts are awoken in not only him, but this woman as well. As they are inexplicitely bound together by their genetic code, they find that they have to discover new ways of getting to know each other when the usual boy meets girl, boy dates girl type courting doesn't apply.
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This Is A Story About Vulcan Jizz, And How You Shouldn't Program It Into The Replicator, No Matter How Delicious It Is by Ineffabilitea
Star Trek (2009)
31 Oct 2009
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Originally posted here for the prompt "SLIGHTLY GROSS? I DON'T KNOW. Vulcan ejaculate is coppery, sweet, and - Kirk is ashamed to say it - kind of really delicious. Kirk gets a little obsessed with the taste, even though oh God that is totally gross in so many ways, and starts to crave it at really inopportune times. In this universe, the replicator has been on board the Enterprise since long before Picard, so, naturally, Kirk asks the replicator for a... very... particular beverage. Yeah, really good idea, there, Kirk.
a) Someone walks in on him asking for a big heaping mug of Vulcan jizz (McCoy or Uhura plz plz plz)
b) The replicator gets broken due to some bullshit science of your choosing and can ONLY make Vulcan jizz, much to the annoyance and confusion of the crew
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400 words. S1. Newly sexual Justin and the wonder of Brian's good stuff.
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Stacy's in court and House stops in for a visit. katernater totally gets the
blamecredit for this one. She helped develop the idea. Pre-S1, Pre-infarctionSeries
- Part 56 of None Goes His Way Alone
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