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    The polite way to introduce yourself to a stranger is by giving them your full name. Edward Elric has never been polite.

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    Fall is in full swing, and that means it’s time for the Annual Fall Charity Festival at Central University. Ed and crew have their hands full gearing up for the festivities and studying for finals, so who has time to notice somebody watching from the shadows?

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    The office of Team Mustang is one of the most interesting places to be, from prank wars to board games nights to Havoc being a terrible influence.

    This is just a short collection of a few of the many memorable moments that stand out from the day to day grind.

     

    THIS CHAPTER: The office meets Alphonse Elric for the first time, it's an... experience.

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    Originally posted at FanFiction.net, being reposted with edits and retouchings (BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS).

    Edward Elric is put on what he believes to be his stupidest mission yet: Babysitting a "Wizard." Everyone else calls it undercover work. To him, it's babysitting. But there's a lot more to this assignment than what's on file. And the more time passes, the more shit hits the fan.

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    A lot of borrowers wouldn't consider living anywhere but a house. Even fewer would have the gall to carve out a home in the walls of a military base, but the Elrics and Rockbells had never been typical borrowers.

    If the soldiers were the Dogs of the Military, does that make them the mice?

    An AU in which Ed, Al, Winry and Pinako are all borrowers living in the walls of the East City military base.

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    The meeting that changed Izuku’s life did not happen in a tunnel or on a roof. It did not involve a professional hero or the emaciated skeleton of a man with half a respiratory system and no stomach.

    It happened in a library, when he was just barely six years old.

    Or: Ed inadvertently raises a hero alchemist, because he's gotta cause a little chaos somehow, right?

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    "I have heard that your tastes are not as discerning, so to speak, as most western men, so I thought something beautiful would certainly please you.”

    Roy had been so caught up in that beauty that it took him a moment to realize the implications of the chain and of Vasyklo’s words. The young man was his gift.

    He felt vaguely sick to his stomach.

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    Edward Elric knew something was very, very wrong.

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    There were so many times in Edward Elric’s life that things went awry that when he opened his eyes and saw unfamiliar surroundings, he did not immediately freak out. There was just no point in it anymore.

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    The bastard’s remaining eye finally cracked open a fraction and a low, pained hiss escaped his lips, mirroring Ed’s relieved exhale of a breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding. “Fullmetal.” His voice was low and rough and Ed had to crouch down just to hear him. “Get out.”

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    Roy's standing on a freezing street corner, his body for sale and his pride long-since gone, when the boy in the red coat approaches him.

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    Kousei Arima has never had an interesting life. He could dream of one, sure, but being the sickly crown prince of Xing was not exactly the most thrilling thing he could've imagined. But a golden-haired boy turning up in his garden changed things considerably.

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    “Give me a bit of credit. I’ve known you long enough to know what it looks like when you’re in the midst of doing something foolish.”

    Ed's never managed a lack of knowledge with anything like grace.

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    Ed huffed in annoyance, shifting his weight from his automail leg to his flesh one. “Relax. I’m only here to establish an alibi.”

    ‘Relax’ and ‘Edward Elric in need of an alibi’ didn’t even orbit the same sun and Roy thought it entirely possible that he was having a heart attack. He took a moment to steady himself, reminding himself that he was no longer the boy’s commanding officer and that Edward was an adult, responsible for his own behavior, before hazarding a response. “An alibi,” he repeated weakly. “What have you done?”

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    West City Councilor Bertram will never forgive the State Alchemists for their part in the Promised Day Incident that nearly destroyed the country, especially the Flame Alchemist. He has a plan to put the alchemists in their place once and for all, and he's going to use their own art to do it.

    Meanwhile, Ed is just passing through West City on his way to meet up with his brother. But of course, Ed could never stay out of trouble for very long.

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    An ever-growing collection of short little Royed ficlets based off of random prompts given to me by a friend in the middle of the night. Initially a writing exercise to get into the mindset of this fandom and pairing, now my favorite way to procrastinate. Each chapter is a stand-alone fic that takes place in a different time period or a different canon, so make sure to check the author's notes for other information about each individual chapter/fic.

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    All the while the alarms were still blaring, guns were blasting some hallways away and none of it helped the throbbing pain Roy felt in his side. He did not know who had impatiently marched into his cell, but he had gotten the impression that the kid was there to help him escape.

    "Wait- what? Who the fuck are you?"

    Or not.

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    If it weren't for Alphonse, everything would still be fine. Mom would be alive, warm and gentle as ever. She wouldn't be a rotting corpse beneath the earth, killed by giving birth to life.

    In which Al is five years younger than Ed. Things are a little more complicated.

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    "Make sure that you don't hurt him," she'd said. That you give up, if he finds his rightful partner, and it isn't you, went unsaid, but Roy knows that, has already promised himself that. It can't be him anyway, not after Ishval. A soulmate wouldn't be granted to a monster like him.

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    A soulmate!au, where soulmates share dreams on the night of their sixteenth birthday

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    The Sorcerer has finally come back to the school he created long ago.
    This time stuck in the year 1995, cranky and with an apprentice. A mysterious alchemist appears from another world and there is this "Lord Voldemort" who is uprising in power.
    Merlin has to re-think this.-Good Grief...

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