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    The ghost of a smile hovered on his lips as he spoke. "Chop off his dick and see if I care". 17-year-old Isabella Swan finds herself struggling with loss and secret passions for a man she despises. Let's see what happens next in Forks, Washington. Drama/Angst. OOC/OC/ANC/AU/AH, NO SLASH! manipulative Edward, abuse, sex. Rated M for language/scenes.

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    Sisters, Bella and Ava move to Forks, where both fall in love with natural enemies, and have to prove that family really is everything.

    Or, Bella gets her handsome vampire, and Ava loves her some gorgeous werewolf.

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    12/?
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    Charlie transfers to Denali. Bella moves in with Charlie. Gifts presenting themselves in a certain human. Two vampires vying for attention for 'their' mate. What can go wrong? Everything, everything can go wrong.

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    Paul's sent to guard Bella, and she lands up leaving her house to head into the forest, he follows her, curious to see what she's up to. However, when he sees her, something overpowering happens, and Paul's left with his whole world shaken, driven by a lust he can't control.

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    Bella isn't human. Having dealt with vampires attacking her constantly has prepared her for almost anything well, except for a family of vampires that accepts her with open arms, falling in love with one of them, and trying to keep her secret safe from everyone. Throw in some unfriendly werewolves who give her the ultimatum of joining their pack or dying, and life gets interesting.

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    An Undercover cop and a notorious crime family, what could go wrong?

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    When Edward left Bella a year ago, she had already figured out that they were not mates. Bella soon learns that she is the mate to one of the Volturi kings. What she once felt for Edward will pale in comparison to what she will soon feel.

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    And that was how Xander Harris became friends with a coven of vampires. The worst part was that his life was about to get weirder.

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    Harry is forced to live with a distant relative in the United States during the aftermath of the war, due to a decision made by the Dursley's.

    He wasn't quite sure what he was expecting, but adapting to life at a muggle high school in a foreign country is more than a little challenging. Of course, the vampires sitting across the cafeteria do little to comfort him in spite of his familiarity with their species.

    While battling his own demons, Harry is forced to work with the family of a particularly nosy vampire in order to defeat a larger threat.

    Sorry for the crappy summary, but I think the story is probably a bit better. Maybe.

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    10/?
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    In Twilight, Edward tried to separate twins Bella and Ilona. In New Moon, Edward abandoned Bella and Ilona started having flashbacks...that weren't hers. In Eclipse, Jasper took the twins when Edward tried to kill them after the Volturi left. And after...an odd man finds his way to the Rez, carrying a torn up Leah in his arms.

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    1/?
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    What would have happened if basically all the main characters of twilight were gay? Except for Edward, being forever alone, and also in jail for stalking. Would the story have been better? Probably. aussiebrd23 and I are happy to show y'alls "Dawn", or Twilight rebooted.
    The lowdown: this is probably going to be AH, or have different supernatural elements. Sparklepires are just no. Sorry. Also, the Quilette tribe deserves better, don't ya think? Also, Cullen family shifted around a bit. Alice, Emmett and Edward are Carlisle and Jasper's adopted children. Alice is dating Rosalie Hale, who is a distant cousin of Jasper, and is living with them because her parents kicked her out. Emmett is dating Jake, who is Bella's step-brother and lives with his dad, Charlie (who is married to his dad) and Bella. Edward is a creep who stalks people. Jasper and Carlisle are married. Esme is Carlisle's sister, she lives alone and is the awesome aunt, she's also asexual, not sure if she's going to date anyone or not yet. Bella is dating Jessica, who used to date Edward before she realized how much of a creep he is.
    Carlisle, Jasper and children live in a house in Forks, and Esme rents the apartment above Billy's restaurant.

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    AU: Bella and Edward never got married, Nessie was still born but Bella survived the birth. Edward left her during the pregnancy when she refused to abort. Bella's only secret from the Cullens are her sisters: Darcy and Lizzy.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    6
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