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    Sequel to Dear Spock: Happily ever after is not an endpoint but rather a state that needs constant maintenance. A post STID story that deals with all the unpleasant stuff between our protagonist saving the day and the start of the five-year mission but with humor. Even in a 'coma' Jim can cause complete chaos with his programming 'skills'. Pairings: Established and trying to keep it that way K/S, and it’s complicated U/M.

     

    In other words, imagine what STID would be like if Jim and Spock were already married by Vulcan standards before everything went to hell.
    This story is dedicated to anybody who thought STID would make so much more sense if Jim and Spock were together.

    This can probably be read as a standalone with minimal confusion.

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    Sequel to "Bushwhacked".

    Astrid's plans for a peaceful new start in Alaska - her life in California all but upended after the accident that Hound rescued her from - get thrown out the window when BREME, the Bureau for the Regulation of Extraterrestrial Machine Entities, a powerful and esoteric government organization that Hound had never mentioned before, makes an offer that she really can't refuse. So now, the two are trying to figure out how to just get through the day as a couple despite the US not officially recognizing that the Autobots exist, all while working for a lawless government agency on a classified project they barely know anything about. But something terrible is in the works: some mechs in the Starscream-led Decepticon ranks are planning a mutiny, and no life is too valuable to get between them and their escape from Earth.

    NOW WITH ILLUSTRATIONS~

    (Chapters with sexytimes marked with an asterisk, if you're into that sort of thing. Weirdos.)

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    Arc I: Underfell Sans and Papyrus come to the Underswap universe.
    Arc II: ??
    Arc III: ??
    Arc IV: ??

    Underfell Sans and Papyrus get into a fight. There's a mysterious distortion in the space-time continuum, being caused by a strange presence...Sans attempts to teleport to get away from the surely violent fight, but ends up taking his brother with him to an alternate universe where everyone is disgustingly nice.

    EDIT: Now updates every Friday!

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    Stan's taken a shine to the new presence in his life. Rick, however, has ulterior motives of his own, and they come with a whole new set of problems for the displaced Pines twin.

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    "My debt to you is paid Ulfric... I owe you nothing more." Ulfric looked into the back of the cart, the furs wrapped around the body were red, from the blood that had seeped through them.
    "What is this, that it would settle your debt!" His large, calloused hand motioning to the bundle. "What is this to me Agnin, but another waste of my time!"

    Looking at the Jarl from under his hood, he chuckled. "It is the final pawn in the game..." Walking over to the body, he lifted the fur, giving Ulfric a good look. "It is the leverage you need to win this bloody war!"

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    Dean's gone, Cass is gone, all Sam has now is a powerless resurrected archangel and an ex vessel, but as his feelings grow so too does his attraction to said archangel. - But is Sam ready for that life altering change? And how will Dean react when he finally returns.

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    In a slightly alternate timeline, Kougami is dealing with the fact that Akane chose instead to sacrifice herself to end his obsession and send him on the hunt for his own answers over the Sybil System.
    Inspector Ginoza gets a new partner with a tragic past, but finds himself desperate to see her overcome.
    Division One adds a mysterious new enforcer from a sub-culture of Japan that no one seems to know anything about. Unlocking the missing last five years of her life could prove to be the key to solving even more of Sybil's "necessary" misdeeds.
    But is there any option where these people can live happily without the corruption of the Sybil System, or is it their fate no matter what timeline to suffer terrible pain and loss?

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    A naive inchling princess meets an amanojaku, and vows to change the world.

    The consequences threaten to rip Gensokyo to pieces.

    A novel length what-if story based on Double-Dealing Character.

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    After opening the Vault, Rhys finds himself lost with Fiona in a jungle that may-or-may-not be on Pandora, and a niggling, familiar whisper at the back of his head. Soon, fuelled by desperation and exhaustion and something else he can’t place, he makes an extremely stupid decision that might get him, and everyone he loves, killed horribly. Or might help him get home. If he doesn’t totally lose his sanity first.

    Meanwhile, despite being left locked up by Rhys, Yvette survived the fall of Helios. Working as a bounty hunter, she is trying to just survive long enough to figure out how to get off-planet. But when she encounters her old co-workers out in the wastes, Yvette finds herself roped into tracking down and rescuing the man who had left her to die. Though she was sure she’d be able to do that much more successfully without the con-artist girl breathing down her neck.

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    14/?
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    Frustrated with Megatron’s ineffectual leadership, Starscream makes a bold move for power. Yet authority comes with more pitfalls than imagined. Now the Seeker must face unhappy Warriors Elite, meddling Autobots, his destined collision course with Soundwave, a promising piece of organic technology that could turn the tide of the war, and his own conflicted feelings for a certain former gladiator. This particular insurgency might be anything but routine. And with the pressure mounting, Starscream wages a war on all fronts.

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    **CHAPTER 7 BEING REVISED AND WILL BE BACK UP SOON - ALONG WITH CHAPTER 8**
    It was shortly after he and Evie went their separate ways that Jacob had accepted Maxwell Roth’s curious invitation to work together to take down Templar leader Crawford Starrick, and in doing so, deeply injure the Templar influence in London and beyond. This was finally his chance to prove himself.

    It was the perfect partnership...The Cunning Criminal Mastermind and the Deadly Master Assassin.

    Jacob loved every moment of it. He loved the chaos they were causing together. He loved the speed at which they were making progress and the rush it gave him.…but more than anything else, he found himself loving the seemingly endless praise and attention Roth poured onto him at every opportunity. There was something dizzingly magnetic about Maxwell Roth.

    If only he knew that Starrick would find out and how dangerous the liaison with Roth would turn out to be

    My first ever fanfic! This is my take on how things might have played out if things had developed between Jacob and Roth.

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    @()xxx[{:::":::":::":::":::":::":::>

    "This lissom blonde will entertain men as told, albeit with little evidence of ᗪᕮᔕIᖇᕮ or ᔕᕮ᙭ᑌᗩᒪ interest. In fact, there is hardly any evidence that she processes strong emotions at all ― yet she has the uncanny power to make them think their hearts are madly in love with her mind, soul, and body. To be easily ᗪIᔕTᖇᗩᑕTᕮᗪ by this woman is to distract yourself from saving your own life."

    But is "Prince" Hans' courtesan a coy victim or a carnal villain?

    "I looked into a box left inside my skin and forgot who I was..."

    In an era reigned by mafias, gamblers, Nazis, blondes, whorehouses, and burlesque dancers, a smutty thief attempts to pick both of their locks. Hers should've been left alone, though. Along with those sparkly sapphires, that disturbing diary, and the Holy Grail between her legs.

    @()xxx[{:::":::":::":::":::":::":::>

    [ Eugene/Hans | Hans/Elsa | Eugene/Elsa | Gothel/Hans | Gothel/Eugene | Elsa/Gothel | -Eugene/Rapunzel ]

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    He was an explosion of colors, a vibrant firecracker against the night sky, but before that he was only a blind eye willing and waiting, itching to see the world.

    Or, in which Niall is blind and Harry would do anything he possibly could to help show him the world. One step at a time they'll take it, with Harry holding Niall's hand the whole way through.

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    11/?
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    10
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    When Qui-Gon callously discards Obi-Wan in order to train the Chosen One, Obi-Wan chooses the only path that he feels is left to him. That choice will set into motion a series of events that no one, not even the Jedi, saw coming.

    For Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Mace Windu, the path of their lives will change irrevocably and, whether for good or for evil, they will never be the same again.

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    She had her life planned down to smallest detail. They just needed survive. He just wanted to help people. Three young citizens of Battery City and the surrounding Zones are thrown head-first into the rebellion against the evils of Better Living Industries. The world isn't black and white and it's difficult to not pick a side.

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    Tahl's death shattered those she left behind in every way that it could. This tangled web of loss binds four people together: Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mace Windu, and Bant Eerin. And they have all reached their breaking point.

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    She promised to rebel and she made her move, whisked him away with strange magic and stranger ideas to a faraway land.

    It was supposed to be over.

    But the streets and alleyways and fast food joints and supermalls and nightclubs and churches and occult book shops and mansions and warehouses and strip joints of this bizarre world brought new beginnings and new challenges to Everyone’s Favourite Rebel.

    And now she’s stuck. There is no plan. There is no way out. There are no limits.

    Welcome to MAKERS ONLY KNOW, the thrilling and bat-shit crazy sequel to PRIDE, WOLF AND REBELLION.

    ***MAKERS ONLY KNOW contains fictional references to non-fictional things, places, people, products, politicians, celebrities, and other ephemera.***

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    32/?
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    A drunk marriage in Vegas, a divorce temporarily out of the question and his new husband someone he's been a fan of forever: Blaine Anderson's week just got a lot more exciting. If only he wasn't still so hung up on his ex...

    Inspired by the 'Wake up married' -series by Leta Blake and Alice Griffiths

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    Zoe and her twin brother Ezra have been on the run for years. As witch-werewolf hybrids cursed to immortality, they've made some dangerous enemies that they are desperate to avoid. They flee to New Orleans, hoping to disappear among the supernatural community there. But there are beings of terrifying power in the Big Easy, too, and the twins soon learn that they can't run forever.

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    59/?
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    112
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    Seimei/Ritsuka.

    Set sometime during the manga.

    It's that please that gets to him, as it so often did.

    Part Eighteen of the Alphabet Chronicles.

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    English
    Words:
    385
    Chapters:
    1/1
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