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    Danny's in a pinch with his new desktop but can't afford the repair. That's where Funny Man comes to the rescue. Only Danny has to repay him for every day the desktop is gone. If only the Mexican had foreseen the consequences of his smoochy request. FMxDM I unfortunately do not own Hollywood Undead.

    M rated for non-explicit sex

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    9/9
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    3
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    Hollywood Undead Slash! Danny wants a serious relationship, Charlie doesn't. Yet even the other members notice how their casual sex is slowly escalating to the point of no return. Either one has to work out what they want or hearts will break. Warning: sex, swearing, violence and other things you sick fucks love. Don't like don't read.

    Skip to chapter 10 for the porn chapters, you pervs

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    12/?
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    28
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    3
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    George says "I love you" to his boyfriend four times. Not because he really loves one, but because he has four lovers.

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    or; after a bad break-up with Asia, George decides on a very dangerous method to ensure that none of those he cared about would ever leave him again.

    He dates every single member of Hollywood Undead.

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    1/1
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    One night, two men sneak into a house with the plans of getting the Italian mafia's items back. They managed to get more than what they bargained for when they noticed something far more valuable in the house. They know that taking this more valuable thing will hurt the betrayer more but there is more to the truth than meets the eye. Will the risk be worth taking or will it cause more trouble than it's worth?

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    8/12
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    6
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    8
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    1
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    What would you do if your life's on the line?

    Don't look into those brown eyes, they're a trick, a scheme, something you shouldn't mess with. He's now the lion and you're the rabbit, fight or flight. Once you look into those almond eyes you're stuck in the web of insanity.

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    2/3
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    4
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    10
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    In the year 2004 in one of the sketchiest neighbourhood in LA, an 18 year old girl named Penelope gets caught up in a bad situation and ends up accidentally breaking a window, a window that belongs to the house of the 6 crazy masked men that reside there. Now Penelope has to pay the Price with her body.

    *Original FanFic Story belongs to a good friend of mine by the name of Dolly that allowed me to post her story on here.*

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    19
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    8
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    1
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    99
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    Danny Murillo, a young street performer is a mere leaf drifitng through the wind as he follows his dreams. When he unexpectedly walks into an esectric group of mistfits like himself, he must find a way out before he meets his inevidable end.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Charlie has no idea. He's sure of that.

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    Comments:
    5
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    14
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    1
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    In the process of threatening a minor crime "boss," the six guys might have found a new member.

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    Danny is the new, talented, lead singer of Hollywood Undead. His first tour should of been calm and easy, but he would have never guessed he would meet the 'person' he did.

    You can't trust anyone, not even the people you think are doing right.

    Dark, buried secrets come to light which will reveal not everyone is as innocent as they seem. Blood and tears have been spilled but who is really in the wrong?

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    Chapters:
    8/14
    Comments:
    47
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Angel and Demon AU. Patrick is a Seraphim class angel, the highest rank, but he has got something the Emperor of Hell needs. Pete is a Seeker class demon, his sole purpose is to track down creatures for his superiors. When the Emperor assigned him to hunt down Patrick, Pete didn't expect to be rewarded with Patrick himself. There was something appealing about the idea though; to own a Seraphim.

    E rated for future chapters.
    Demon!Pete/Angel!Patrick

    Fall Out Boy fandom only because the other bands are minor appearances.

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    2/?
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    5
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    Today's the day that Dylan and Matthew were supposed to return. It doesn't go as planned. Not even close.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    Everyone looks up to the most bad-assed band of ghost-hunters around. Respect fucking follows them everywhere like a bitch.

    Unfortunately for me, since people love to hold them in such high regard, I'm continuously trailing after them like a dog. I mean, I'm the fucking emotion of respect, after all.

    But this is no story about me, me and me. It is a story about them and their daily saving-the-world bullshit. This is also a story about them dealing with the universe with ten middle fingers raised.

    Or;
    Hollywood Undead hunts ghosts and the members are completely unapologetic about being themselves.

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    2/2
    Comments:
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    6
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    Once you get caught in those hazel eyes of his I guess it’s game over. Your heart's in his steel-like grip and he makes your body levitate like no one other. You’ll fall for him, want it or not. That is, of course, if you have a heart.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    6
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    45
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    These are a bunch of one shots with many different parings of the guys, my best friend @AiriaMurillo will have the same stories on her account as i'm mainly writing them for her.
    A collection of boy x boy one shots for Hollywood Undead. I accept requests for a lot of pairings so leave a comment or pm me to send one in. All pairings except ones with Deuce accepted. Airia will have those.
    WARNING RATED M FOR A REASON. I do a lot of types of one shots so there will be a few angsty ones mixed in with happy ones

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    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    7
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    6
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    Daniel Murillo, at age 34, finally returns to LA after almost a year of being missing. However, he is struggling with a strange entity that has taken over his body - a strange entity that, for some reason, is intent on seeking out someone back in LA after an entire year of avoiding the place.

    Check the tags for warnings. Tags may be updated as the fic progresses.

    Updates on Sundays UTC +8:00.

    [On hold until I finish the fic requests I have]

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    125
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    This day started out painfully normal. A generous helping of insecurity, some broken sunglasses, and sex before work. Amid the daily disappointments and a few panic attacks, Jorel was sure there wasn't going to be any surprises. He was wrong. Horribly wrong. And it all started when a coworker called in sick, and Jorel didn't make a call like he was supposed to. Now the world is unraveling around him, as he tries to juggle his job, his band, his boyfriend, and his new hellish lifestyle by the full moon. Oh, yeah- and the mystery of how all of this happened.

    ***UPDATES ON THURSDAYS***

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    English
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    15,580
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    171
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    Tiny things that people do will deeply affect others, whether it lights up their day or destroys their entire future.

    For me, I learnt how to destroy six lives in just one conversation.

    And this was how it went.

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    English
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    1,643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    8
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    43
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    Dylan Alvarez is a richman's son with four servants who are also his best friends.

    'Xcept that he doesn't realise that he is in danger of being assassinated. Luckily, his servants-cum-friends are prepared and ready to protect him at all costs.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
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    95
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    Jorel and George might have killed the rest of the band.

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    WARNING: This depicts a torture scene and describes murder. There is a lot of death and has psychopathy tendencies.

    It's not as bad as it sounds but just a word of advice.

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    English
    Words:
    5,576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79

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